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i have been writing stories for most of my life. i used to have a site where i put up my writing, but i quit making that in 2002. i kept writing though, and i decided to post some of my more recent writing here. my older stuff may be posted at some time, but it is going to take a lot of editing and a lot of cleanup to get it into a reasonable form.

these are best viewed in chronological order, so start at the bottom and work your way up if you want to go in order. if you just want to see what my writing is like, check out the first few articles at the top.

these articles are fictional and were mostly written for england's largest internet magazine ".net". i quit writing for the mag last month. that is a bummer, but i spent a lot of time writing these articles and i thought i'd share them with you.

please understand that i am chiefly posting this as a historical archive and that it will not be updated. if you're interested in reading more of my writing, check out my book "Toothpaste For Dinner: Hipsters, Hamsters, and Other Pressing Issues". or join up for the mailing list. i write stories and post secret drawings to the mailing list once a week, usually on fridays.

some article numbers are missing, but do not be alarmed, ok!




* article 143: curse you herpes! (sept 2005)

* article 142: the duder (aug 2005)

* article 141: oh thank god i'm at the guitar store (jul 2005)

* article 140: new york (jul 2005)

* article 137: how to move (apr 2005)

* article 136: cigarette frank (mar 2005)

* article 135: mandrew (feb 2005)

* article 134: cheese.com (jan 2005)

* article 133: pukedoodies (dec 2004)

* article 132: hostile takeover (nov 2004)

* article 131: bootleggin (oct 2004)

* article 130: a completely free flat-screened radio (sep 2004)

* article 129: brewin' wit drew (aug 2004)

* article 128: seeing nose dog (jul 2004)

* article 127: wireness internet (jul 2004)

* article 126: hello police (jun 2004)

* article 125: c-ya dood (may 2004)

* article 124: PLease My caR is bRoke (mar 2004)

* article 123: auction it (feb 2004)

* article 122: the plow (feb 2004)

* article 120: antifreeze (dec 2003)

* article 119: beard of the century (nov 2003)

* article 118: hobos are my heroes (oct 2003)

* article 117: the van (sep 2003)

* article 115: take a break, washer 21 (jul 2003)

* article 114: crazy william (jun 2003)

* article 113: "ENCOURAGED" (may 2003)

* article 111: back off hipster (apr 2003)

* article 110: the new economy (feb 2003)

* article 109: the industry (jan 2003)

* article 108: hobo-drew (dec 2002)

* article 107: welcome to death row (nov 2002)

* article 106: THE WORST JOB EVER (oct 2002)

* article 105: rickeydog (sep 2002)

* article 103: avast ye (aug 2002)