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Toothpaste For Dinner / Married To The Sea / Natalie Dee:
Bio, Contact Information, Links, Usage Rights/Guidelines

Drew, the author of Toothpaste For Dinner and Married To The Sea, was born in 1979.

Natalie Dee, the author of Natalie Dee and Married To The Sea, was also born in 1979.

Drew and Natalie are married and live in a house in Columbus, Ohio with two small dogs. They are generally considered to be "humorists" and make their living by selling merchandise based on their comics.



OTHER ONLINE WORKS BY DREW AND NATALIE.

* Roller Chester (2008)

* Where Are The Dogs Humping (2006-present)

* T-Shirt Contest (2007)

* Random Livejournal picture generator (updates 24/7)

* Morrissey Dance (2004)


CONTACT INFORMATION.

Drew and Natalie do not accept unsolicited ideas for comics or merchandise. Any content (text, images, or otherwise) that you send to the email address(es) below may be displayed on Toothpaste For Dinner/Natalie Dee/Married To The Sea, in any form, in perpetuity, worldwide.

Drew:

Natalie:

If you have a question about something you ordered, try the store information page before you email.


SOCIAL NETWORKS.

Join the Myspace page(s) to get updates on new projects and merchandise. Add the Facebook app(s) to have a daily comic delivered to your Facebook profile.

TFD Myspace / TFD Facebook App

ND Myspace / ND Facebook App

MTTS Myspace / MTTS Facebook App


ADVERTISEMENTS.

Toothpaste For Dinner, Married To The Sea, and Natalie Dee do not accept advertising. The sites are solely supported through merchandise sales.

If you read one or more of these sites on a regular basis, consider purchasing a
t-shirt, print, or piece of original art.


DONATIONS.

Drew and Natalie are able-bodied young Americans. They are reasonably intelligent and capable. Don't donate money to them. Donate to the poor and donate to the third-world. If it comes down to it, they can get white-collar jobs. Most of the world can't.


STATISTICS. Updated March 10, 2008.

Toothpaste For Dinner statistics:
* 36.2 million comics served per month.
* TFD has updated daily at midnight eastern time since August 28, 2003.
* There are 2,281 Toothpaste For Dinner comics on toothpastefordinner.com. (Mar 10, 2008.)

Married To The Sea statistics:
* 32.1 million comics served per month.
* MTTS has updated daily at midnight eastern time since March 6, 2006.
* There are 744 Married To The Sea comics on marriedtothesea.com. (Mar 10, 2008.)

Natalie Dee statistics:
* 56.9 million comics served per month.
* Natalie Dee has updated daily at midnight eastern time since June 27, 2005.
* There are 1,602 Natalie Dee comics on nataliedee.com. (Mar 10, 2008.)


PUBLICATION.

Toothpaste For Dinner cartoons and articles, Married To The Sea cartoons, and Natalie Dee cartoons and articles (hereafter collectively referred to as "TFD/MTTS/ND") are available to license for publication (as a book collection of new or existing content) within the United States.

Send an email with the subject "Publication Request" and as many details as possible to:


PRINT SYNDICATION.

TFD/MTTS comics are syndicated weekly in 26 alt-weekly and college papers. If you want to see TFD/MTTS in your favorite magazine or your local paper, send a POLITE note to the editor, with a link to the site, and a request to syndicate our comics. Papers/magazines that run TFD/MTTS have their choice of comics to run, in any order, and can choose from over 2800 different comics.

Natalie Dee comics are not currently syndicated in print.

If you work for a PRINT publication and want to run TFD/MTTS daily or weekly, send an email with the subject "Syndication Request" to: Please include the name, location, and approx. circulation of your publication when you write.


ONLINE SYNDICATION.

We do not offer online syndication of TFD/ND/MTTS. You may not run a daily syndication or create/provide a public "feed" of TFD/ND/MTTS, RSS or otherwise.

All three comics update daily at midnight and are already available online at their respective websites. We keep the sites ad-free and our sole source of income is selling merchandise through the TFD/ND/MTTS websites. Online "syndication" deprives us of this income, as well as the ability to show new projects, bonus comics, and other additional content to our readers.

Readers can view over 4,000 comics from TFD/ND/MTTS and "hotlink" them for free, with generous use/re-use guidelines (see above.) Our online syndication policy allows us to serve our free content in the context of our choosing, and the sale of merchandise allows us to keep our high-bandwidth web servers online at no cost to our readers.


USE / REUSE / INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY GUIDELINES.

You may display TFD/MTTS/ND comics on your website, blog, Myspace, Livejournal, etc. as long as you link back to toothpastefordinner.com / marriedtothesea.com / nataliedee.com. The box marked "Cut/paste this HTML code" next to every comic does this for you.

You may not publish TFD/MTTS/ND in print, on television, or other media, without prior permission, unless it is part of an accompanying article about TFD/MTTS/ND.

You may not operate a daily "feed" of TFD/MTTS/ND.

You may not imprint TFD/MTTS/ND on merchandise without prior permission. You may not use all or part of a TFD/MTTS/ND comic as a design element on your own website without prior permission.


FINALLY.

If you ever see a store, online or off, selling TFD/MTTS/ND merchandise of any kind, email Drew. There's a reward in it for you. There are no current licensees for Toothpaste For Dinner, Married To The Sea, or Natalie Dee merchandise.