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Recent studies of the fossil record show that the mass extinction of ca. 2200 AD was caused largely by asphyxiation, due to something known only as "Amazon." Earth's Surface "Amazon" layer Primitive Hominids ("Porn-Man")
no, it still doesn't look right...is there any way you could give me salmonella?
i just read your paper...it's good, but i think you might not want to use the "Symbol" font if you send it out to get published
fifteen minutes for an oil change?! that's ridiculous...you had better spend at least a half-hour on my car
are you allergic to peanuts too? i don't know...but the next time i see my dad i'll give him a peanut and see what happens i don't think it's genetic well, maybe my dad is still allergic to peanuts
PROFITS oh no, profits are down! what ill-conceived, short term solution should i employ?
hey kiddo! how was school today? it sucked. they did colon cancer testing SCHOOL
i gotta go...my circular reasoning class starts in a couple minutes just skip it and tell your professor you couldn't attend lecture today because you had to go to class
FOUR TYPES OF ROCKS FOUND ON EARTH 1. Igneous 2. Sedimentary 3. Metamorphic 4. Landlord THESE CARPETS WAS PERFECT WHEN YOUS MOVED IN
hey, there's a cat on the doostep...he says one of you ordered some toxoplasmosis
well, i'm not taking it off, so you can either get in the car, or walk to school MY CHILD'S HEROIN IS PURER THAN YOUR CHILD'S
NEGATIVE SELF-IMAGE? Well, you can just stay in your room until your self-esteem improves, young man.
Why waste money on rent? INVEST IN THE HOUSING MARKET PLEASE
excuse me...i need to speak with your manager what? oh, sorry...i don't work here then go to work and bring him back here
ODYSSEY OF THE MIND oh, man...lookit all these frickin nerds. we shoulda joined odyssey of the boobs
Tired of the constant din of music from your expensive little box? Here are some tips you might appreciate. 1. Send it through the wash! 2. Leave it in your car! 3. Disconnect it at the wrong time! TRY LISTENING TO YOUR RAP NOW, SMART GUY
APOSTROPHE'S FOR SALE ' MANY STYLE'S TO CHOOSE FROM
oh, no, i don't need to read your report...i told you it was just busywork, right?
Lint-rolling the dog: You'd think it would at least work a little.
WARNING: You are about to ruin the company's email system! OK Cancel
YES!! You finished your paper! Only 1,487 more to go till graduation!
didn't you get the memo? this is a smiles-only workplace...save your frowning for your family
CLIMATE CHANGE: A LIBERTARIAN VIEW well, the way i look at it is this...why don't we just find a planet that wants to BUY seven billion metric tons of CO2 a year...no! wait! we'll trade it to them for GUNS! YEAH! DON'T TAKE MY GUNS!
YOUR GENOME Myopia Ingrown toenail Hoarding Moderate paranoia Absent-mindedness Will live vicariously through own children You are no longer eligible for health insurance.
mommmmm! there's a piece of paper in my brownie! it's gross and i almost ate it! that's one of my fortune brownies, read the paper it says "today you will almost eat a piece of paper"
SECOND-HAND SMOKE: HARMFUL, OR AWESOME!! by P. Morris
it's funny you should ask...we pulled the hands off all the clocks last year. but don't worry...we'll send you an email every day to let you know when to leave
NEW RINGTONES FOR 2016 Dial (3514) 770-77-75213 and press... 1 for "My Dick's On the Phone (Rang Rang)" 2 for "Big Balls Phone Calls" 3 for "Who got the boobs (The Boobs)" 4 for "Scrotum" CALL NOW!! $3,110 per call. Must be 13+ to call.
whoa and if you think that's weird...did you know we used to be scared of other countries' leaders more than our own?
HAPPY NEW YEAR TO EVERYONE ON EARTH!! Even if your numbering system leads to crappy sunglasses. 2008 5768 1428
hey, is the laser printer working for you? no...and when i asked the IT guy about it, he looked at me like i was made of zip disks and went back to playing warcraft
Toothpaste For Dinner archives (by month):
2010: jan . : . feb
2009: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2008: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2007: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2006: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2005: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2004: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2010: jan . : . feb
2009: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2008: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2007: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2006: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2005: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2004: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec