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You've tried... vegetarianism veganism fruititarianism raw food only now try...EATING COLD TWIGS!! haaaaccchhk haacchkk kaachk bulk food twigs grains rocks
Like other years divisible by 4, but not divisible by 100, this year (2008) has an extra day in February. What are your plans for February 29? 1. DRINK TILL MARCH 2. MOPE IN COLD DARKNESS 3. MAKING PLANS FOR THE FUTURE IS FOR SELL-OUTS
well, don't be sad...nobody's a perfect cube
the GENESIS of MAN You know what? I think I'm gonna fuck that one real smart monkey.
CAUTION OTHER DRIVERS MAY BE DICKS
shimmy shimmy ya shimmy shimmy ya...RAP JINX!! now you can't talk, until you call me big poppa
IT'S FUN TO BE DIFFERENT! It's not an occupation, though.
DON'T TAILGATE ME or I'll flick a booger on your horse
no, you don't have food poisoning...that's just high fructose corn syrup doing its thing. you'll get used to it in a few months...we put it in everything
well, sir, i can't fix your problem right this second, but if it's any consolation, i hate my job
Other People Can't God Damned Drive essays by my dad
come on, man...let's overload your adenosine receptors, just like old times
The Townsbury Gazette MASS MEDIA NOT HARMFUL "Read more newspapers," scientists said Monday.
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seedless BACON $6.99 finally...i can eat bacon without having to spit out seeds
so...what do you do? i'm a pediatrician oh, that's neat...what do you do for money?
CONSPIRACY CHART current edition: 2008 The U.S. government uses... cat pictures sci-fi steroids bubble wrap soccer glucophage NASCAR parks to control: secretaries nerds bodybuilders contents shifting in transit europeans old people REAL 'MERICANS children
Hey, man...sorry I let ten million white people move in. We named our rivers after you guys...so we're cool, right?
yessss, good margin...take that, Shadow223 2013: Burned out after years of gaming, many turn their convenient kitchen-table-computer-bedpan setup into a day-trading station.
It looks like you're trying to start a webcomic. Do you want to: Steal joke from TV Steal joke from another comic strip Reference pop culture without making a joke Start comic, get bored, never finish it
LOL I RUINZ ENVIRO-MENT
IN SOVIET RUSSIA... come on, guys, i'm freezing NYET. WE WILL RESTATE THE BASIC PREMISE OF THE JOKE 11,943 MORE TIMES THE JOKES REPEAT YOU!
VIDEO GAMES FOR STONERS EXCELLENT! Lay On The Couch Watching The Travel Channel Hero Second Bong What Was That Noise? Did You Hear That? Look Out The NO NOT LIKE THAT, USE THE PEEPHOLE
and, then, when you get a little older, you'll get your wisdom toes extracted. they're the two little ones on the end of each foot
come on, dad, this is the end of the world...all my friends are ascending no, young man, and that is final. your grounding lasts till next week
hey, i have a joke for you...how do you keep a nerd busy for hours i don't know, how? here's the punchline...it's encrypted in 4096-bit RSA
CAN'T STOP TALKING? Put a plug in it...with MouthTamponTM! NEW! Now available in Crazy Neighbor Pak!
After refusing to sign the Kyoto protocol for almost a decade, on Monday George Bush announced an initiative to "get rid of 100% of United States greenhouses."
Quantum entanglement may one day allow researchers to manipulate matter and energy from a remote location. Like most forms of electronic communication, it will most likely be adopted by pornographers first. Stay at home...SEND YOUR DICK TO AMSTERDAM
Toothpaste For Dinner archives (by month):
2010: jan . : . feb
2009: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2008: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2007: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2006: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2005: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2004: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2010: jan . : . feb
2009: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2008: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2007: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2006: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2005: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2004: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec