Toothpaste For Dinner archives (by month):
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2009: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2008: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2007: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
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2010: jan . : . feb
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CIRCUMFLEX get FIT with FONTS 9.99 HELVETICA BLACK COND. STD BLACK BOLD COND. STD BOLD COND ENSED STD LIGHT LIGHT OBLIQ LIGHT COND. EXTRA LIGHT
this is a great condo... unfortunately, you'll have to do all the yardwork, but on the plus side, you can run the condominium association yourself
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PERMANENT YARD SALE 9am - 4pm 25c
you wanna sit down and flip through the photo album? the what? is that like a flickr?
excuse me... i can't find my luggage... here's my ticket no problem... i'll "find" it for a twenty, bro what? fine... ten
ENERGY CRISIS: SOLVED!! Landlords Bullshit Furnace burns the bullshit Heat energy Heat from furnace powers turbines/generators Electricity More than enough for the whole world
CHIKKENZ TM CHIKKENZ TM mmmm mmmm mmmm chickenesque flavor nodules 10% of profits go to this guy
BANANAS KEEP CURVIN? Try BANANA LATHE! TM Turns ordinary bananas into DELICIOUS, PERFECT RODS! it really works!
hello, passengers of flight 214... this is your captain speaking. fuel is getting pretty expensive these days, so if you can chip in a little i'd appreciate it
AUTOTUNE 1000 NOW YOU CAN AUTO-TUNE ANYTHING! AUTOTUNE 1000 Plug into wall socket Plug out-of-tune instrument or appliance in here my toaster sounds great!
now that we can't experiment on animals, we need subjects with a controlled diet, free of toxins, yet healthy... how about vegans?
YARD HACKS - Mow your lawn! - "Sprinklers"! - Overdrive your grass with fertilizer! - Edging! - Computer paradigm misused for almost anything!
TRY THESE IPHONE "APPS"! I don't care if it's a computer, you can't use it while you drive This is a movie put it away dumbass For christ's sake turn off the clicky sound You're in line at the grocery, you don't need to play Tetris Battery's dead? WHAT A SHAME.
come on... let's go check out another store DENTISTS "DO IT" WITH SLEEPING PATIENTS! SENATORS "DO IT" WITH EXPENSIVE WHORES
DINNER... JUST LIKE MOM'S! here's your wendy's. are you... YOU'RE ON DRUGS! GO TO YOUR ROOM FOREVER
nurse. can you give me a different one... this one is too floppy
the war for oil is getting pretty unpopular, mr. president... some of us were thinking... what if we distill it a little and just have a war for propane?
PACKAGE DELIVERY Looks like we missed you! Fill out your information Write in this text to prove you're not a robot: 06124
only fifty cents, huh? well, i guess the real profit's made when you COLLECT MY DATA AND SELL IT TO THE GOVERNMENT! LEMONADE 50c
FANTASY COCKTAIL LEAGUE : SEASON 6 "The local bar" : Refill premium bottles with well liquor, serve at a premium. Optional: get investigated by the Division of Liquor Control doop doop doooo
NERD WATCHES : 2033 "Crazos" 44:15 Time displayed is always incorrect. $4,200 "Bio-Time" User must spit on it every 30 seconds to keep it running. $7,700 "Elector" 84 Counts down to the next good president; calculator. $11, 730
CHESTER QUEVARA "Cuando cago en la cocina... cago por todos."
excuse me... is this a fair-trade, sweatshop-free picture frame? 50c
CRAZY WORLD What if... everything worked the same way taxes do?! EVERYTHING'S FUCKED UP IN CRAZY WORLD!! 409 SINGLE 379 MARRIED FILING JOINTLY 389 MARRIED FILING SEP. are you gonna eat these at home or at work EVERYTHING'S FREE IF YOU'RE BLIND! 20% OFF SALE (IF YOU HAD A CHILD THIS YEAR) FORM 10778-9J INTENTION TO MOW LAWN
two weeks? ok, thanks CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE! by DAVID FOSTER WALLACE CIRCULATION DESK turned away e yello enigmatically an exhaust fire china lover had of- vered the rankfurter PAGE 544 across the carpet like a long evening spent in the aisles of a long-closed Hills,144 he picked up the water glass, a clear, cold droplet spilling onto his Dockers, as he had so many times SKIP TO PAGE 2,377
"WIFI" fun-tenna! 6.99 HOURS OF LAUGHS Install the FUN-TENNA on your friend's wi-fi router and laugh it up when he can only get a connection NEAR THE CEILING!! KEYBOARD JOKE $11.99 Looks normal, but DOESN'T WORK USB $22.99 THUMB DRIVE Copy your friends' photos and files onto this... then TAKE IT HOME! COMPUTER PRANKS/JOKES 51
AIR CONDITIONING: United States vs. Haiti ugh, who turned it up to 68? some of us like to wear sweaters air conditioning? is that like when you bake dirt into bread to save money?
EVER WANTED TO GET SOME WORK DONE... AT A PARTY? NOW YOU CAN!!! BEER BEER the WORKAHOLIC TM with hidden laptop slot! BE
MATERIAL BALANCE (DOG) Expensive dog food Water Dog toys CHESTER System boundary Dog toy carcasses (half-eaten) Some is eaten Solid waste Gaseous waste dude, rank Liquid waste Some goes on Charles
could you turn your radio up just one notch? i can't quite hear it out in the parking lot
Toothpaste For Dinner archives (by month):
2010: jan . : . feb
2009: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2008: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2007: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2006: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2005: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2004: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2010: jan . : . feb
2009: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2008: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2007: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2006: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2005: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2004: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec