Superpoop: 2014
Toothpaste For Dinner archives (by month):

2014: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct
2013: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2012: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2005: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2004: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
 

Toothpaste For Dinner comic: circumflex * Text: 

CIRCUMFLEX
get FIT with FONTS


9.99


HELVETICA


BLACK COND.
STD BLACK
BOLD COND.
STD BOLD
COND ENSED
STD LIGHT
LIGHT OBLIQ
LIGHT COND.
EXTRA LIGHT
08-31-08

circumflex

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: condominium for sale * Text: 

this is a great condo... unfortunately, you'll have to do all the yardwork, but on the plus side, you can run the condominium association yourself
08-30-08

condominium for sale

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: college campus predators * Text: 

CREDIT CARDS
no problem
SIGN UP NOW!


M.M.O.R.P.G.
first month's
FREE!!
08-29-08

college campus predators

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: permanent yard sale * Text: 

PERMANENT YARD SALE
9am - 4pm
25c
08-28-08

permanent yard sale

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: flip through the photo album * Text: 

you wanna sit down and flip through the photo album?


the what? is that like a flickr?
08-27-08

flip through the photo album

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: find my luggage * Text: 

excuse me... i can't find my luggage... here's my ticket


no problem... i'll
08-26-08

find my luggage

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: energy crisis solved * Text: 

ENERGY CRISIS: SOLVED!!


Landlords


Bullshit


Furnace burns the bullshit


Heat energy


Heat from furnace powers turbines/generators


Electricity


More than enough for the whole world
08-25-08

energy crisis solved

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: chikkenz flavor nodules * Text: 

CHIKKENZ TM


CHIKKENZ TM


mmmm
mmmm
mmmm


chickenesque flavor nodules


10% of profits go to this guy
08-24-08

chikkenz flavor nodules

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: banana lathe * Text: 

BANANAS KEEP CURVIN?


Try BANANA LATHE! TM


Turns ordinary bananas


into DELICIOUS, PERFECT RODS!


it really works!
08-23-08

banana lathe

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: chip in a little * Text: 

hello, passengers of flight 214... this is your captain speaking. fuel is getting pretty expensive these days, so if you can chip in a little i'd appreciate it
08-22-08

chip in a little

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: autotune 1000 * Text: 

AUTOTUNE 1000


NOW YOU CAN AUTO-TUNE ANYTHING!


AUTOTUNE 1000



Plug into wall socket


Plug out-of-tune instrument or appliance in here


my toaster sounds great!
08-21-08

autotune 1000

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: animal testing outlawed * Text: 

now that we can't experiment on animals, we need subjects with a controlled diet, free of toxins, yet healthy...


how about vegans?
08-20-08

animal testing outlawed

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: yard hacks * Text: 

YARD HACKS


- Mow your lawn!


-
08-19-08

yard hacks

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: try these iphone apps * Text: 

TRY THESE IPHONE
08-18-08

try these iphone apps

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: do it * Text: 

come on... let's go check out another store


DENTISTS
08-17-08

do it

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: dinner just like moms * Text: 

DINNER... JUST LIKE MOM'S!


here's your wendy's. are you...


YOU'RE ON DRUGS! GO TO YOUR ROOM FOREVER
08-16-08

dinner just like moms

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: this one is too floppy * Text: 

nurse. can you give me a different one... this one is too floppy
08-15-08

this one is too floppy

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: the war for oil * Text: 

the war for oil is getting pretty unpopular, mr. president... some of us were thinking... what if we distill it a little and just have a war for propane?
08-14-08

the war for oil

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: looks like we missed you * Text: 

PACKAGE DELIVERY


Looks like we missed you! Fill out your information


Write in this text to prove you're not a robot:


06124
08-13-08

looks like we missed you

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: online privacy advocate * Text: 

only fifty cents, huh? well, i guess the real profit's made when you COLLECT MY DATA AND SELL IT TO THE GOVERNMENT!


LEMONADE
50c
08-12-08

online privacy advocate

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: fantasy cocktail league sea * Text: 

FANTASY COCKTAIL LEAGUE : SEASON 6
08-11-08

fantasy cocktail league sea

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: nerd watches 2033 * Text: 

NERD WATCHES : 2033
08-10-08

nerd watches 2033

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: chester guevara * Text: 

CHESTER QUEVARA
08-09-08

chester guevara

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: ethics at the garage sale * Text: 

excuse me... is this a fair-trade, sweatshop-free picture frame?


50c
08-08-08

ethics at the garage sale

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: crazy world * Text: 

CRAZY WORLD


What if... everything worked the same way taxes do?!


EVERYTHING'S FUCKED UP IN CRAZY WORLD!!


409 SINGLE
379 MARRIED FILING JOINTLY
389 MARRIED FILING SEP.


are you gonna eat these at home or at work


EVERYTHING'S FREE IF YOU'RE BLIND!


20% OFF SALE (IF YOU HAD A CHILD THIS YEAR)


FORM 10778-9J
INTENTION TO MOW LAWN
08-07-08

crazy world

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: david foster wallace choose your own adventure * Text: 

two weeks?
ok, thanks


CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE!
by DAVID FOSTER WALLACE


CIRCULATION DESK


turned away
e yello
enigmatically
an exhaust
fire china
lover had of-
vered the
rankfurter



PAGE 544


across the carpet like a long evening spent in the aisles of a long-closed Hills,144 he picked up the water glass, a clear, cold droplet spilling onto his Dockers, as he had so many times


SKIP TO PAGE 2,377
08-06-08

david foster wallace choose your own adventure

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: computer pranks and jokes * Text:
08-05-08

computer pranks and jokes

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: air conditioning us vs haiti * Text: 

AIR CONDITIONING: United States vs. Haiti


ugh, who turned it up to 68? some of us like to wear sweaters


air conditioning? is that like when you bake dirt into bread to save money?
08-04-08

air conditioning us vs haiti

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: hidden laptop slot * Text: 

EVER WANTED TO GET SOME WORK DONE... AT A PARTY?


NOW YOU CAN!!!


BEER


BEER


the WORKAHOLIC TM with hidden laptop slot!


BE
08-03-08

hidden laptop slot

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: dog material balance * Text: 

MATERIAL BALANCE (DOG)


Expensive dog food


Water


Dog toys


CHESTER


System boundary


Dog toy carcasses (half-eaten)


Some is eaten


Solid waste


Gaseous waste


dude, rank


Liquid waste


Some goes on Charles
08-02-08

dog material balance

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: turn your radio up * Text: 

could you turn your radio up just one notch? i can't quite hear it out in the parking lot
08-01-08

turn your radio up

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Toothpaste For Dinner archives (by month):

2014: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct
2013: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2012: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2005: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2004: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec