An in-depth look at the ULTIMATE MUSIC CD. (TFD Store) (Buying 3+ shirts? Try the MEGASTORE!)

ULTIMATE MUSIC CD. $9.00.

 


 


The Ultimate Music CD is a CD-R which contains 109 mp3 files (320kbps.) It includes 5 full albums, as well as b-sides, and instrumental versions of numerous tracks. I wrote, performed, arranged, and mixed all of these songs myself.

This is the only place you can get "Comb Your Beard", "Charles Has A Licking Problem", and all the other music I've released via YouTube videos in the past year. (Full track listing below.)

Most MP3 downloads cost $1-2 ea, and most full albums cost ten bucks to download. With the Ultimate Music CD, you get 109 songs for $9.00, which means each song costs you 8.3 cents. I make a little money, and you get six years' worth of my music for the price of one album. It's fair to both of us, and neither of us end up funding the RIAA or fattening Steve Jobs' pockets.

Since you're just going to put this on your ipod if you buy it, the Ultimate Music CD contains only music. No booklet, no shrinkwrap, no fancy printing. Just a CD. This saves both of us some time, money, and energy. You're welcome.

Please make sure that you know what MP3 files are, and that you understand how to use them (and a CD-ROM) appropriately. Unfortunately, we can not give refunds or exchanges for this item. Should your copy arrive damaged, we will immediately ship you a replacement at no charge, but we will not be accepting returns or exchanges for this item. And again, you can not play this CD on an audio CD player. It is for use with a computer only.

THESE SONGS WILL NOT BE DISTRIBUTED AGAIN AFTER THE ULTIMATE MUSIC CD IS SOLD OUT. This CD is only being released to ensure that the last six years' worth of music I've recorded will be available directly from me in high-quality format, one last time, for those who want to hear it. I'm done thinking about my old bands and want to give them a proper last release before forgetting about them forever.

ULTIMATE MUSIC CD Track listing:
* = Previously Unreleased on CD or MP3
Video Music 2006-2007

1. Charles Has A Licking Problem*
2. Chester's Dream*
3. Comb Your Beard*
4. Donuts*
5. Hot Dog Time*
6. How To Escape (INSTRUMENTAL)*
7. Nasal Irrigation (I Like To Watch The Rain)*
8. Premature Babies (full version)*
9. Salty Fisherman's Lament (full version)*
10. Touch A Damn Dick*



Dog Traders B-Sides/Unreleased (2004-2006)

1. Andy Rooney (2004)*
2. Promised (2006)*
3. Pulled Back INSTRUMENTAL (2005)*
4. Smaller Breeds (2006)*
5. Kompressor Does Not Dance (jugband cover version)*

Promised, Pulled, and Smaller were originally intended for the follow-up to A Panic In A Pagoda. The album was not finished, and this is the first time they have been made available to the public.



A Panic In A Pagoda (2005 album)

1. Belgium
2. Cold Rolled
3. Rebel & The Rock
4. Minister And Man
5. They Don't Need
6. Expertly Configured
7. Evil Seeds
8. Sweetest Secrets
9. A Panic
10. Captions



The Floor Is Made of Lava (2002 album)

1. Lakes And Fields
2. Shipwreck
3. City Hall
4. New Planet
5. Perfect Day
6. Lackadaisical
7. The Captain
8. Staple Monster
9. Molecules Surround Us
10. To The Airplane
11. It's Easy To Forget
12. We Have Found The Solution
13. The Floor




The Ultimate Music CD is LIMITED EDITION and will only be available as supplies last.

109 songs
$9.00


SOLD OUT
KOMPRESSOR "Discipline" (2004 album)

1. You Have To Synthesize
2. Represent
3. Discipline With Drum Machine
4. Music Industry
5. Kompressor Middle School
6. You Need Services
7. Zapruder
8. Penmanship
9. One Zero Nine
10. We Have To Fight
11. Crushing In Progress
12. Turn The Knob
13. The Final Lesson



KOMPRESSOR "Crush Television" extended edition (2002 album)

1. Introduction
2. Rappers We Crush
3. Do Not Play With Fire
4. Vitamins Are Good
5. Landschaftgestaltung
6. We Must Destroy X10
7. You Get Salmonella
8. Crush Television
9. Skyline
10. Vogel Und Reptilian
11. Girl from Ipanema
12. Fist of Fear
13. You Need Words
14. Brush Your Teeth
15. SHP*
16. Look Both Ways*
17. Click Click Click*
18. Want To Get
19. Corporations
20. Tapes Have Been Destroyed*
21. If I Was A Rabbit



KOMPRESSOR "World Domination" extended edition (2001 album)

1. K Is For Kompressor
2. Kompressor Does Not Dance
3. Attack And Release
4. Musikkassett
5. Do Not Talk to Strangers
6. Midnight Rendezvous
7. 120mph
8. Salty Salute*
9. Furchttrommel
10. Dominate*
11. In Effect
12. Mighty Kompressor*
13. Adding Up Numbers
14. Red Robot Theme Song
15. Electricity*
16. Stronger Than
17. You Will*
18. Destroy Mass Media
19. Differentialgleichungen
20. Stereo System
21. Land
22. Wir Sind Kompressor
23. Zero to Phantom



KOMPRESSOR B-Sides (2000-2002)

1. Kompressor Logik (Minimalist remix)*
2. Testing Microphone*
3. Tunak Tunak Tun (Original version)*



KOMPRESSOR Instrumentals (2000-2004)

1. Brush Your Teeth (INSTRUMENTAL)*
2. Corporations (INSTRUMENTAL)*
3. In Effect (INSTRUMENTAL)*
4. 120 mph (INSTRUMENTAL)*
5. Kartoffel (INSTRUMENTAL)*
6. Want To Get (INSTRUMENTAL)*
7. Vitamins Are Good (INSTRUMENTAL)*
8. Crush Television (INSTRUMENTAL)*
9. Look (INSTRUMENTAL)*
10. Strangers (INSTRUMENTAL)*