Superpoop: 2014
Toothpaste For Dinner archives (by month):

2016: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep
2015: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2014: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2013: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2012: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2005: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2004: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
 

Toothpaste For Dinner comic: cash 4 bones * Text: need cash now? tired of all your bones? call cash-4-bones.    thanks, cash-4-bones!
07-31-14

cash 4 bones

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: ice cream getting all wet * Text: ugh, why is my ice cream getting all wet? probably steve jobs, or google...ugh
07-30-14

ice cream getting all wet

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: we found him outside * Text: we found him outside    oh...so, technically, you stole that cat?
07-29-14

we found him outside

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: easy word searches * Text: what's up with these EASY word searches?!    cereal isn't just for kids. goddamn it
07-28-14

easy word searches

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: dad is a magnet * Text: dad is a magnet...aaaahhh i'm a maaagnet     noooooo i hate magnets
07-27-14

dad is a magnet

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: beat the heat * Text: beat the heat this summer!    don't fall for the marketing. all you technically have to do is survive until the autumn
07-26-14

beat the heat

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: after you go to the gym * Text: after you go to the gym once, everything you eat for the rest of your life is technically a post-workout meal
07-25-14

after you go to the gym

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: convenient fetishes * Text: convenient fetishes    someone ignoring you while they look at their phone    waiting at the BMV    gift cards
07-24-14

convenient fetishes

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: trending topics butter man * Text: trending topics:    butter man  #butterman  #rap  #hoesbelike  usa flag  #nfl  butterman  total global apocalypse
07-23-14

trending topics butter man

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: computer open file * Text: computer...open file...coffee dot txt. prepare to write. enter text.
07-22-14

computer open file

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: mail usa vs uk * Text: U.S.A:
07-21-14

mail usa vs uk

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: designer dogs * Text: DESIGNER DOGS    i see you crapped in the kitchen, so i'm guessing those tiles are out, no?
07-20-14

designer dogs

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: mixed case speaker * Text: dude what's up with all the capital lettersThis Is Just How I Make My Words Okay???
07-19-14

mixed case speaker

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: your generation * Text: your generation doesn't have the BALLS to split Korea into South Korea and Hell Prison!!!
07-18-14

your generation

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: lets do something this weekend * Text: let's do something this weekend    ehhh...i dunno if i wanna    whoops, autocorrect...i meant to say let's never hang out
07-17-14

lets do something this weekend

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: adding to our team * Text: so, what would you be adding to our team if you were hired here?    well, i need money, and if you hired me i'd definitely be able to pay my bills
07-16-14

adding to our team

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: diet theory vs reality * Text: i go on a diet     theory hell yeah i'm buff    reality looks like i was fat then i got very sick
07-15-14

diet theory vs reality

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: not technically a sauna * Text: no, it's not technically a sauna, but it's really similar when you open up the dishwasher halfway through a cycle
07-14-14

not technically a sauna

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: the new civil war * Text: civil war!!    people who wipe sitting down vs people who wipe standing up
07-13-14

the new civil war

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: you like this * Text: oh no    click    40,000 die in mas    you like this
07-12-14

you like this

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: let there be light * Text: let there be light! and plants! and animals! and man! and if man puts his shoe on wrong once, his back will hurt forever! amen!!!
07-11-14

let there be light

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: you dont know me * Text: you don't know me!!    thanks andrew, have a nice day    you read my name off the credit card. you don't even know my life
07-10-14

you dont know me

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: crap 3 times every day * Text: i don't have to crap 3 times every day    i do, however, need 3 twenty-minute breaks from hearing you run your mouth
07-09-14

crap 3 times every day

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: i told the movie guy * Text: i told the movie guy i didnt like one of his movies and he didn't even apologize!!!
07-08-14

i told the movie guy

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: i come from the year 3140 * Text: i come from the year 3140 and i'm here to stop you from posting vague status updates to bait your friends into replying    cool, ok...uh, can i vaguely say this happened or do i have to stop right now
07-07-14

i come from the year 3140

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: bitcoin football * Text: bitcoin football    we got hacked. someone stole all our footballs
07-06-14

bitcoin football

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: protein shake * Text: i made a protein shake! this stuff is great    dude, that's a bag of flour
07-05-14

protein shake

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: a form of speech * Text: skipping school is a form of speech and if you try to ground me i'll incorporate and have the supreme court say you're not my real dad
07-04-14

a form of speech

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: imaginary map book * Text: did you know?    if you open up a book and it has an imaginary map, put it in the recycling so it can be made into something good.
07-03-14

imaginary map book

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: we went out of our way * Text: we all went out of our way to spit in this bucket today and you can't even taste it?!
07-02-14

we went out of our way

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: haters another perspective * Text: hate. n. a word used to sidestep legitimate criticism by suggesting the critic is not wholly objective
07-01-14

haters another perspective

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Toothpaste For Dinner archives (by month):

2016: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep
2015: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2014: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2013: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2012: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2005: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2004: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec