Superpoop: 2014
Toothpaste For Dinner archives (by month):

2016: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep
2015: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2014: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2013: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2012: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2005: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2004: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
 

Toothpaste For Dinner comic: where there was one shoe * Text: and where there was only one shoe by the roadside, that, my son, is where my shoe somehow flew out of my car, because that's totally reasonable
11-30-13

where there was one shoe

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: dont floss * Text: 1. don't floss for a week.  2. get in there real good.  3. it's like sample day at the grocery
11-29-13

dont floss

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: surveillance state * Text: it's over. the surveillance state is here to stay. there's no law against saying you don't like it online, though
11-28-13

surveillance state

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: how to make baby carrots * Text: baby carrots    made from chopped-up regular carrots    baby humans    same process
11-27-13

how to make baby carrots

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: wine vs wine cooler * Text: wine    wine cooler    wine heater
11-26-13

wine vs wine cooler

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: stay informed * Text: well, guess i won't stay informed if i don't watch the news    tonight's top story: can dogs drink beer?
11-25-13

stay informed

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: stay clean * Text: stay clean!    don't touch handrails!    don't touch doorknobs!    float and use telekinesis
11-24-13

stay clean

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: mind me asking * Text: i do mind you asking! didn't expect that, did you? i do.
11-23-13

mind me asking

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: a meal is a funeral * Text: a meal    is a funeral for your food
11-22-13

a meal is a funeral

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: overweight doctor * Text: overweight doctor    comes with 16 annoying phrases!
11-21-13

overweight doctor

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: led tv pros and cons * Text: pros: - light   - good quality picture    con: - can no longer tell the tv is on when i'm in another room
11-20-13

led tv pros and cons

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: school shooting * Text: i meant i was going to shoot an entire school out of a cannon, you freaking fascist
11-19-13

school shooting

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: put the new os on me * Text: put the new OS on me    but...you'll slow down and probably break!    yeah but still do it come on
11-18-13

put the new os on me

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: my telsa coil * Text: have you seen my telsa coil?    you mean a tesla coil?    no, this zaps people who can't spell
11-17-13

my telsa coil

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: sports new and improved * Text: sports new and improved    - wow!  - no reading!  - on TV!  - different teams!  - no reading at all! none!!!
11-16-13

sports new and improved

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: how to fold a fitted sheet * Text: how to fold a fitted sheet    1. hold by corner    2. done!
11-15-13

how to fold a fitted sheet

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: in a hundred years * Text: we'll all be dead in 100 years    that doesn't mean you can crank up your iphone without headphones in line at the post office
11-14-13

in a hundred years

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: this end up * Text: fuck the police!!!    this end up
11-13-13

this end up

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: one hundred billion people * Text: 100,000,000,000 humans have lived on earth, ever.    so if ghosts are real, there are 14 of them for every alive person
11-12-13

one hundred billion people

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: liberty vs safety * Text: those who would give up essential liberty, to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety.     yo where can i trade my liberty and safety for apps + videos???
11-11-13

liberty vs safety

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: u like this * Text: wow! u like this big ass screen
11-10-13

u like this

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: alarm clock sound * Text: go on, use an alarm clock sound in your ad.     meep meep meep    it's not like every single person hates that sound or anything.
11-09-13

alarm clock sound

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: oh my god whats wrong * Text: oh my god what's wrong with    oh yeah i ate beets never mind
11-08-13

oh my god whats wrong

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: spoilers no spoilers * Text: did you ever see that one show? i think it     nooooooo! spoilers! no spoilers!!!
11-07-13

spoilers no spoilers

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: refrigerate after opening * Text: Refrigerate after opening
11-06-13

refrigerate after opening

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: fish oil supplements * Text: my suggestion is for you to take fish-oil supplements, and make sure to stay away from fish-oil supplements
11-05-13

fish oil supplements

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: dinner for two * Text: dinner for two    1. get a frozen pizza  2. let pizza sit on counter for 6-8 hours.  3. it's done! eat it by yourself.  4. the pizza counts as a second person
11-04-13

dinner for two

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: as a parent * Text: as a parent, anything i say after the phrase
11-03-13

as a parent

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: breaking up with you * Text: i'm breaking up with you!!!    that's probably ok because i have no idea who you even are
11-02-13

breaking up with you

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: love the sun * Text: i love you like flowers love the sun!!!    im a taco
11-01-13

love the sun

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Toothpaste For Dinner archives (by month):

2016: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep
2015: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2014: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2013: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2012: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2005: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2004: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec