Crudbump: Rap & Beats
Toothpaste For Dinner archives (by month):

2014: jan : feb : mar : apr
2013: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2012: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2005: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2004: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
 

Toothpaste For Dinner comic: how to get coffee * Text: HOW TO GET COFFEE 1. Put in too much coffee. 2. Slow tightrope walk back to desk. 3. Repeat.
02-29-12

how to get coffee
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: get older without becoming wiser * Text: FUN FACT: You can get older without becoming wiser. And then, when the egg gets big enough, it turns into a chick.
02-28-12

get older without becoming wiser
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: stressed * Text: STRESSED? TRY...bottling it up and taking it out on inanimate objects!
02-27-12

stressed
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: empty aquarium * Text: EMPTY AQUARIUM Only 90% as fun as an aquarium with fish
02-26-12

empty aquarium
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: every other driver on the road * Text: I can. Go fast vroom. Car. Love cars!!! Great, sir, here's your license.
02-25-12

every other driver on the road
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: tighty whiteys * Text: If you don't like these, you're really gonna hate my loosey whiteys
02-24-12

tighty whiteys
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: computers in thirty years * Text: So, in closing, I believe that in 30 years, this will replace letters, phone calls, LPs, movie theaters, and we'll jack off to it too.
02-23-12

computers in thirty years
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: unemployment news * Text: GOOD NEWS! Congress passed a bill today classifying anyone unemployed for over two weeks to be on a
02-22-12

unemployment news
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: your high school years * Text: Your high school years Let's go drive around or something After you graduate You comin' to my orgy this weekend? Nah, already booked for two orgies both days
02-21-12

your high school years
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: weird thin paper * Text: I found this is the bathroom...who left this weird thin paper in there?
02-20-12

weird thin paper
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: back in the 2000s * Text: Y'know, back in the 2000s you could drink coffee at your desk
02-19-12

back in the 2000s
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: baby names * Text: Baby names Bayden Dayden Daidyn Fraydin Maiden Paydyn
02-18-12

baby names
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: new topic * Text: New topic I have a problem and I don't want to be a normal human being about it. What is something weird and passive-aggressive I can do?
02-17-12

new topic
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: ect * Text: Ec tetera. Abbrev.
02-16-12

ect
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: wasting my tax dollars on a poor kid * Text: Why you wastin' my tax dollars on a damn POOR KID?! Because odds are, he'll grow up to be a soldier.
02-15-12

wasting my tax dollars on a poor kid
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: hey guess what * Text: HEY, GUESS WHAT!! If someone's shitting on the floor, they probably aren't going to stop if you shame them with a stall memo.
02-14-12

hey guess what
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: wiccan weatherman * Text: WICCAN WEATHERMAN!!! There is TOO a warm front coming in, Mom! Don't be so closed minded!
02-13-12

wiccan weatherman
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: life at age 100 * Text: Fun stuff ages 3-99
02-12-12

life at age 100
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: cats need they freedom * Text: I just put the litter on the floor...cats need they freedom.
02-11-12

cats need they freedom
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: sims 2012 * Text: Sims: 2012 No jobs. No friends. Sims look at their computer for 12+ hours every day.
02-10-12

sims 2012
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: set my coffee cup here * Text: Set my coffee cup here. Set my coffee cup here twice. Set my coffee cup here.
02-09-12

set my coffee cup here
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: knew that guy in kindergarten * Text: Hey, I knew that guy in kindergarten! Hey What have you been up to since we were 5
02-08-12

knew that guy in kindergarten
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: come on dont * Text: Come on, don't play hard to fret.
02-07-12

come on dont
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: how you going doing * Text: How's it going? How are you doing? How's you're going?
02-06-12

how you going doing
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: convenience store drinking games * Text: And after he taped my hands to the cups he said I couldn't leave the store until I drank both of them.
02-05-12

convenience store drinking games
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: i hate modern medicine * Text: I hate modern medicine! I wish everyone still died young from preventable disease!!!
02-04-12

i hate modern medicine
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: the rap battle * Text: the rap battle is won but the rap war goes on
02-03-12

the rap battle
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: something against sloths * Text: you got something against sloths no but you were two months late to your interview
02-02-12

something against sloths
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: entitlement problem * Text: i dont have a problem with entitlement the problem is that im not getting everything i want
02-01-12

entitlement problem
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Toothpaste For Dinner archives (by month):

2014: jan : feb : mar : apr
2013: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2012: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2005: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2004: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec