Superpoop: 2014
Toothpaste For Dinner archives (by month):

2014: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2013: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2012: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2005: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2004: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
 

Toothpaste For Dinner comic: dont yell at your kids * Text: dont yell at your kids lean in real close and whisper its much scarier youuu are in biiig trouble
03-31-10

dont yell at your kids

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: bath and body buddhism * Text: bath and body buddism the belief that if you live your life without regard for others you will be reincarnated as an oil burner aaaaaaahh aaaaaahh
03-30-10

bath and body buddhism

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: free lunch * Text: shake your keyboard out over your desk free lunch
03-29-10

free lunch

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: its just not fair * Text: its just not fair dad dont feel too bad kiddo they called me six eyes when i was in school too
03-28-10

its just not fair

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: binaural headphone recording * Text: track one this binaural recording has been specially engineered to sound like you are wearing a pair of headphones
03-27-10

binaural headphone recording

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: blood orange * Text: a blood orange are you kidding me do you know how they treat the kids that mine those
03-26-10

blood orange

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: how to win any election * Text: how to win any election convince the smart people with logic and facts as you can see here i will do a better job trick everyone else into voting for you free candy if yalls vote for me
03-25-10

how to win any election

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: night owl * Text: is that right im more of a morning owl myself
03-24-10

night owl

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: whats in the bag * Text: whats in the bag buddy diapers makeup you need room for your tampons huh do you
03-23-10

whats in the bag

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: end of the world * Text: end of the world sux no shows 2nite i bet #apocalypse
03-22-10

end of the world

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: next to the electrical outlet * Text: whats that next to the electrical outlet meat outlet we have central meat
03-21-10

next to the electrical outlet

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: presidential high five * Text: hes trying to give you a high five sir dont leave the president hanging
03-20-10

presidential high five

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: new credit regulations * Text: due to new credit regulations your APR has been lowered from 14.500% to 14.500%
03-19-10

new credit regulations

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: put this shelf up * Text: excuse me sir im on real hard times can i put this shelf up in your house get a carpentry job buddy
03-18-10

put this shelf up

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: private school * Text: we enrolled her in a private school for next year nice which school uh im not gonna say man its private
03-17-10

private school

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: 32768 ply toilet paper * Text: 32468 ply toilet paper how to regular toilet paper 2 ply cushioned fold it in half 14 times to get 32768 layers its still not enough the germs will get on you try 65536 ply toilet paper
03-16-10

32768 ply toilet paper

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: biology party * Text: biology party i dunno man this kinda just seem like an applied chemistry party to you
03-15-10

biology party

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: bathtub full of fish * Text: is there a reason the bathtub is full of fish yeah im doing a sous vide run a little hot water on em if you get a chance
03-14-10

bathtub full of fish

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: wesley willis jam * Text: wesley willis jam the jam is awesome
03-13-10

wesley willis jam

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: papyrus or comic sans * Text: i couldnt decide whether to use papyrus or comic sans so i used both
03-12-10

papyrus or comic sans

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: got fired get revenge * Text: havent been working since i got fired last month but i got my revenge whatd you do steal stuff blow the whistle on their practices leave meat in your desk nah much better every day at noon i call my old boss and tell him i just woke up
03-11-10

got fired get revenge

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: potluck disaster * Text: i brought some milk soup oh no so did i
03-10-10

potluck disaster

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: what did you have for breakfast * Text: my wife cooked bacon and eggs this morning whatd you have for breakfast i dont eat breakfast i usually just have lunch right after i wake up
03-09-10

what did you have for breakfast

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: boringteeth the boringest teeth * Text: boringteeth only costs a few thousand dollars bleaching extra just a few years of constant pain now your teeth look like everyone elses
03-08-10

boringteeth the boringest teeth

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: tires aligned * Text: id like my tires aligned lawful evil please
03-07-10

tires aligned

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: potty training * Text: trust me its awesome you get to wake up at night to pee stand in line at the stadium pull over when youre on a roadtrip tons of fun
03-06-10

potty training

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: clean your plate * Text: in the united states children are often forced to clean their plate until they reach adulthood which begins at a weight of 300 lb
03-05-10

clean your plate

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: snowflake vs snowdrift the metaphor * Text: snowflake unique beautiful disappears in an instant snowdrift gross wet everywhere wont melt for weeks made of millions of snowflakes
03-04-10

snowflake vs snowdrift the metaphor

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: internal sunblock * Text: internal sunblock 45 SPF do not rub on skin
03-03-10

internal sunblock

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: worlds worst boardgame * Text: worlds worst boardgame lose one of the 1200 accessories and game is unplayable games last 8-12 hours must have 6 or more players requires 32 AAA batteries MSRP 299.99
03-02-10

worlds worst boardgame

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: roommate powerups * Text: roommate powerups dirty dishes roommate will wash all dishes and silverware he uses no farts roommate will only fart in own room or bathroom wash roommate will bathe daily flush roommate will flush toilet after use shirt roommate will wear a shirt in all common areas you already have this
03-01-10

roommate powerups

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Toothpaste For Dinner archives (by month):

2014: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2013: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2012: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2005: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2004: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec