Toothpaste For Dinner archives (by month):
2010: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep
2009: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2008: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2007: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2006: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2005: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2004: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2010: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep
2009: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2008: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
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2006: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2005: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
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dont yell at your kids lean in real close and whisper its much scarier youuu are in biiig trouble
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shake your keyboard out over your desk free lunch
its just not fair dad dont feel too bad kiddo they called me six eyes when i was in school too
track one this binaural recording has been specially engineered to sound like you are wearing a pair of headphones
a blood orange are you kidding me do you know how they treat the kids that mine those
how to win any election convince the smart people with logic and facts as you can see here i will do a better job trick everyone else into voting for you free candy if yalls vote for me
is that right im more of a morning owl myself
whats in the bag buddy diapers makeup you need room for your tampons huh do you
end of the world sux no shows 2nite i bet #apocalypse
whats that next to the electrical outlet meat outlet we have central meat
hes trying to give you a high five sir dont leave the president hanging
due to new credit regulations your APR has been lowered from 14.500% to 14.500%
excuse me sir im on real hard times can i put this shelf up in your house get a carpentry job buddy
we enrolled her in a private school for next year nice which school uh im not gonna say man its private
32468 ply toilet paper how to regular toilet paper 2 ply cushioned fold it in half 14 times to get 32768 layers its still not enough the germs will get on you try 65536 ply toilet paper
biology party i dunno man this kinda just seem like an applied chemistry party to you
is there a reason the bathtub is full of fish yeah im doing a sous vide run a little hot water on em if you get a chance
wesley willis jam the jam is awesome
i couldnt decide whether to use papyrus or comic sans so i used both
havent been working since i got fired last month but i got my revenge whatd you do steal stuff blow the whistle on their practices leave meat in your desk nah much better every day at noon i call my old boss and tell him i just woke up
i brought some milk soup oh no so did i
my wife cooked bacon and eggs this morning whatd you have for breakfast i dont eat breakfast i usually just have lunch right after i wake up
boringteeth only costs a few thousand dollars bleaching extra just a few years of constant pain now your teeth look like everyone elses
id like my tires aligned lawful evil please
trust me its awesome you get to wake up at night to pee stand in line at the stadium pull over when youre on a roadtrip tons of fun
in the united states children are often forced to clean their plate until they reach adulthood which begins at a weight of 300 lb
snowflake unique beautiful disappears in an instant snowdrift gross wet everywhere wont melt for weeks made of millions of snowflakes
internal sunblock 45 SPF do not rub on skin
worlds worst boardgame lose one of the 1200 accessories and game is unplayable games last 8-12 hours must have 6 or more players requires 32 AAA batteries MSRP 299.99
roommate powerups dirty dishes roommate will wash all dishes and silverware he uses no farts roommate will only fart in own room or bathroom wash roommate will bathe daily flush roommate will flush toilet after use shirt roommate will wear a shirt in all common areas you already have this
Toothpaste For Dinner archives (by month):
2010: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep
2009: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2008: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2007: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2006: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2005: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2004: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2010: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep
2009: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2008: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2007: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2006: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2005: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2004: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec