Crudbump: Rap & Beats
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2014: jan : feb : mar : apr
2013: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2012: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2005: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2004: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
 

Toothpaste For Dinner comic: three hundred episodes of cops * Text: heres my cable box i left about three hundred episodes of COPS on there in case you havent seen them
10-31-09

three hundred episodes of cops
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: expand your earholes mom hates it * Text: expand your ear holes mom hates it call today
10-30-09

expand your earholes mom hates it
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: a jpeg is worth approximately a thousand words * Text: well you know what they say a jpeg is worth 1024 words
10-29-09

a jpeg is worth approximately a thousand words
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: dont leave a message * Text: youce reached my phone i probably lost it or turned the ringer off by mistake dont leave a message
10-28-09

dont leave a message
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: paperless office * Text: please note this is a paperless office if you are doing a #2 please wipe your ass with your blackberry
10-27-09

paperless office
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: optical illusion thinking * Text: optical illusion what is this man thinking
10-26-09

optical illusion thinking
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: characteristic bookbag smell * Text: 4 methoxy 2 5 dimethyl 3 furamone characteristic smell of the inside of bookbags
10-25-09

characteristic bookbag smell
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: pick up a lot of girls * Text: nice dog man you pick up a lot of girls with him nah he can only lift a few pounds
10-24-09

pick up a lot of girls
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: whats that on your hand * Text: hey youre home whats that on your hand this oh its just a reminder to wash my hand off
10-23-09

whats that on your hand
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: backup face * Text: backup face n like guitar face but for backing up your files yeah back all them files up mmmmm yeah
10-22-09

backup face
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: orange granola bars * Text: granola barz now with one whole orange in each bar
10-21-09

orange granola bars
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: crayons please * Text: yes i do want crayons to draw on the table paper
10-20-09

crayons please
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: quebec separation * Text: whyre you doin this what about us eh i just think you know we take a break trial secession oui no dad no is it cause of us daddy dont leave
10-19-09

quebec separation
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: theme birthday party * Text: you think you should do a theme party i was thinking something aquatic you water world is for the second birthday then lava world ice world and so on first birthday is just like outside world
10-18-09

theme birthday party
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: add your friends * Text: your profile is almost complete just one more step automatically add everyone you've ever known as your friend
10-17-09

add your friends
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: you havent started yet get to work * Text: you havent started yet get to work money isnt gonna embezzle itself
10-16-09

you havent started yet get to work
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: project research and development * Text: well tim im just gonna let the reagents speak to me and see what i come up with
10-15-09

project research and development
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: rake it till you make it * Text: ive never raked leaves before what if i mess up dont worry about it just rake it til you make it
10-14-09

rake it till you make it
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: interview cheat code * Text: well give you a call in the next week or so okay PORN TIPS GUEZ ARDO youre hired see you monday
10-13-09

interview cheat code
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: baby book club * Text: this week we will be chewing on and tearing up the davinci code
10-12-09

baby book club
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: straight edge tattoos * Text: straight edge tattoos free coverup when you turn 21
10-11-09

straight edge tattoos
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: not reality shutupdoguality * Text: coming up next thirty straight minutes of dogs barking and doorbells ringing
10-10-09

not reality shutupdoguality
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: mafia tampons * Text: mafia tampons yeah well protect you from wetness but its gonna cost you
10-09-09

mafia tampons
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: the other twelve hours * Text: you know whussuh better question why am i not drunk the other 12 hours of the day
10-08-09

the other twelve hours
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: overeducated dirt hoeing expert * Text: this corn had better grow or im gonna feel like my postdoc in dirt hoeing was a waste
10-07-09

overeducated dirt hoeing expert
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: protect and serve * Text: whoa whoa no pictures of bridges or buildings thats a threat to security just headed to the tea party okay have fun folks
10-06-09

protect and serve
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: ask him about he t shirt * Text: ask me about my tshit
10-05-09

ask him about he t shirt
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: crepe tunnel * Text: local restauranteurs are protesting the installation where visitors crawl through a narrow tunnel to emerge in a small room where a chef will make them crepes
10-04-09

crepe tunnel
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: just to make fifty grand * Text: i just cant find a good job everything ive seen so far makes you come in by nine its like have you ever heard of flex time i know i mean i didnt go to college for 4 years just to make 50 grand
10-03-09

just to make fifty grand
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: smoking lounges * Text: smoking lounge crack meth lounge use bus stop exit
10-02-09

smoking lounges
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: weirdneck family reunion * Text: got my family reunion pics back wanna see yeah lemme take a look
10-01-09

weirdneck family reunion
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Toothpaste For Dinner archives (by month):

2014: jan : feb : mar : apr
2013: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2012: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2005: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2004: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec