Toothpaste For Dinner archives (by month):
2010: jan . : . feb . : . mar
2009: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2008: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2007: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2006: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2005: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2004: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2010: jan . : . feb . : . mar
2009: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2008: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2007: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2006: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2005: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2004: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
our specialty is smoked brisket sounds good ill have the smoked brisket them regular or menthol
whoa whats this bottle for im making sure i get eight glasses of water a day for the next year.
how to pet a cat 1 gently with a flat palm reach out and place your hand on the cats head slowly pull your hand down the cats back repeat if the cat ignores you and stares off into space you are doing it right
i didnt want it to come to this laptop but one more network error and im turning you into a kiosk and leaving you at the mall
fun facts about male pheromones in women pheromones are responsible for menstrual synchronization likewise men who live together often finish their beers at the same time pheromones enable men to detect the presence of COPS on television and put it on before the theme song ends if not showering made male pheromones stronger the homeless would be knee deep in snatch
hold your horses baby im gamin you changed the diaper good parent bonus bib bonus
math days celebrate mathematical holidays with this handy list people do so like math jokes god
computer mouse unusable shit box the other USB
creationism vs evolution why decide when you can make something up intelligent design now available in travel size
baby pubez made of real pubes
finally my tiny mail order item is here how did they know i wanted six cubic feet of packing material
im afraid you cant claim soap and shampoo as expenses well i shower before work come to think of it i forgot to list hair gel too
fed cuts interest rate to 0% we no longer care what you think not even a quarter of a percent
shingles vs pringles contagious addictive causes headache nausea fever may cause anal leakage isolated in cell cultures in 1953 accidently discovered in 1968
ohio department of transportation 2008-2009 construction projects 1 closed for no reason 2 closed for no reason 3 closed until 2012 4 closed for no reason 5 closed to fuck up your commute 6 closed until 2016 7 closed permanently 8 new six lane highway between cincinnati and touchdown jesus 9 closed for no reason 10 closed until uncle jimmy dies and you dont have a reason to do down that way no more 11 new off ramps i 95N to touchdown jesus i 95s to touchdown jesus
from the makers of shoes have your hotdog in a shoe from the makers of hotdogs
you cant live in the back yard forever its called homesteading dad how do you think the usa was invented
well if you cant break a hundred im gonna have to paypal your allowance to you
anyone can take an old calendar and relabel the months to fit the current year but only a select few can keep it going for a decade these are their stories
are you still playin video poker yeah if i get a royal flush i win free health insurance
the unimom controversy are you drawing a comic about me no
crazy world what if everything was sold the same way as printer ink
whoa what kind of record is that my friend you are looking at the ultra rare 18 inch mix of 2 unlimiteds get ready for this
im thinking of doing a seven day detox diet really i thought you ate pretty well i do but i figured id eat fast food for a week to flush out all my local free range toxins
you think they have dick cheese heh probably not you think they want some
hello im here to interview for a position in the sepublican par this aint your real birth certificate you was born in africa
japanese fashion trends 1996 loose socks 2096 loose skin
administrative n korea skills dear leader typing 35 WPM
oh no im im turning into a college recruiter unnnghhh graaades
hey chester im back from the store what are you watchin doodoo dropperz
conclusion this cheap readily available renewable liquid could replace gasoline if the government chooses not to suppress its discovery we can only hope some paranoid guy doesnt find out and make a website about it
Toothpaste For Dinner archives (by month):
2010: jan . : . feb . : . mar
2009: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2008: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2007: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2006: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2005: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2004: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2010: jan . : . feb . : . mar
2009: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2008: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2007: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2006: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2005: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2004: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec