Toothpaste For Dinner archives (by month):
2010: jan . : . feb . : . mar
2009: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2008: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2007: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2006: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2005: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2004: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2010: jan . : . feb . : . mar
2009: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2008: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2007: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2006: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2005: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
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the balls in your court your honor
dad whisperer he just scared he feel uneasy put on history channel see he calm down
open the door get on the floor everybody walk the dinosaur oh great i was hoping i could listen to the chorus of this song over and over all day
dic tio nary n 1 a book everyone should own 2 you might want to buy two just in case 3 maybe yours is old and you need a new dictionary
mortgagephilia a condition where arousal and gratification are only achieved while slowly paying off a house purchase
ping your music downloads have expired please insert twenty five cents into your headphones to continue
yeah my social anxiety gets real bad sometimes you seem to be handling this party okay oh my god this is a party hnnngh
happy birthday i got you schrodingers present dont open it
oh god the ambien walrus i must have forgotten to go to sleep take some more ambien and cut off all your hair man lets do this
we are too a legitimate professional industry ill just steal this joke from the simpsons
aliens have landed they pretend to be cartoonists and spend their time on earth inside their houses making fun of us humans drink coffee heh heh
the washer keeps saying its unbalanced can you come out today before i make a trip how about i call in some lexapro and antivan and well see how that works
we can easily fix the environment and the worlds hunger problem all we need to do is reverse time so we vomit up delicious food and factories suck in smoke to make coal and oil
a plane en route to a human resources convention crashes on a remote island what will happen sucks to your ass-mar thats a violation of HIPAA im writing you up sign this leaf
what do you wanna do today lets have a tea party great you get some cardboard and ill grab some markers and atlas shrugged
yeah it looks cool whyd you go for the barbed wire tattoo i figured it would keep cows from steppin on my hands
yo man you wan some v1@gra c1ali$ softab i got many me4dications
no this cant be happening mah gawd these colors just ran
ultra-tomato needs no trellis roots grow several yards deep grows over 600 pounds of tomatoes every year impossible to kill semi sentient carnivorous needs no fertilizer
anyone can grill on a clear summer day only the best can grill in the rain
mc gun safety ugh the club ugh dont bring guns to the club ugh yo yo i keep my guns in a locked up safe take bullets out the chamber cause thats unsafe i check the safety three or four times dont own a handgun cause those are for crimes
have you heard of generalized anxiety disorder yeah well you have the opposite of that it seems that you are only anxious about leaving the coffeepot on
did i turn the coffeepot off shit
photowenis n the illusion a dude creates by posing to suggest a landmark or large object is protruding from his crotch
hey i got a postcard i never get these to read this postcard go to
recall everything lets start over affects all goods sold between 1760-2009
on friday the un officially condemned kim dog ils test of nuclear poop
this is how your dad got his motor skills have fun
from the makers of miracle fruit comes skeptical fruit makes anything magically taste bitter munch munch i minute later wait this book isnt real to the blog
this ones my favorite its got all the standard features and if you fall off the digital camera automatically uploads a video of your accident onto the internet
Toothpaste For Dinner archives (by month):
2010: jan . : . feb . : . mar
2009: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2008: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2007: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2006: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2005: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2004: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2010: jan . : . feb . : . mar
2009: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2008: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2007: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2006: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2005: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2004: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec