Superpoop: 2014
Toothpaste For Dinner archives (by month):

2014: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul
2013: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2012: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2005: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2004: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
 

Toothpaste For Dinner comic: passport picture * Text: okay sir your passport just needs your picture and itll be ready do you want regular or lasers
07-31-09

passport picture
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: english class rules * Text: english and finally this is english class so i aint wanna hear no double negatives
07-30-09

english class rules
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: d bag * Text: are you a d bag dude your so far past d bag youre like an e bag
07-29-09

d bag
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: salon quartet * Text: ive been singing in a salon quartet whats a salon quartet its like a barbershop quartet be we can charge a lot more
07-28-09

salon quartet
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: css programmer * Text: youre a programmer thats cool what do you work on mostly web stuff a few years ago i developed something called CSS
07-27-09

css programmer
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: hotdog in a hallway * Text: your dad was wrong throwing hotdogs down the hallway is pretty fun
07-26-09

hotdog in a hallway
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: bring your own band * Text: friday august 15 BYOB bring your own band it better be good
07-25-09

bring your own band
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: throat singing telegram * Text: im trying to get something nice for my wife hmm whats a throat singing telegram like its like glaaaaanEEUEEEAAAaaaaaEEEOOOOUUUUU
07-24-09

throat singing telegram
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: bent fork dishwasher * Text: all our forks are bent like theyre flipping me off i think we need a new dishwasher
07-23-09

bent fork dishwasher
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: antidextrous * Text: are you left or right handed im antidextrous ambidextrous no antidextrous cant do nothin with either of my hands
07-22-09

antidextrous
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: vegetarian weekend * Text: we need you to be here every weekend until further notice sorry i cant im a vegetarian what horse shit is an animal product
07-21-09

vegetarian weekend
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: super sweet sixty * Text: its super sweet sixteen not super sweet sixty mom and how do you think im gonna pay for tpain to fly out here i cant even afford my own copy of autotune
07-20-09

super sweet sixty
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: worlds biggest ukulele * Text: worlds biggest ukulele why does that guitar only have 4 strings available wherever ukuleles are sold
07-19-09

worlds biggest ukulele
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: glitter vs acid * Text: glitter vs acid makes everything in your house sparkle makes everything within eyesight sparkle find it in your carpet years later find patterns in your carpet years later comes in little tiny squares same people who love glitter are usually annoying people who love acid are usually annoying available everywhere cheap very hard to find expensive tonights top story is your child using the hip new substance glitter
07-18-09

glitter vs acid
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: stop being so quiet * Text: to the residents of apt 14 stop being so quiet it is very creepy
07-17-09

stop being so quiet
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: a hundred ten percent * Text: i need you to start giving me 110% no problem ive worked 44 hour weeks before
07-16-09

a hundred ten percent
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: nonny wanted ad * Text: hello im calling about the nanny position im sorry miss were actually looking for a nonny you know like a security blanket
07-15-09

nonny wanted ad
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: use a coaster * Text: whoa whoa i just bought that lab bench use a coaster
07-14-09

use a coaster
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: not on email * Text: oh no im not on email youll have to telegraph me im at doot do do doot doo doot doot do do doot doot doot
07-13-09

not on email
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: cell phone speaker noise * Text: when a cell phone says bee deep bee deep bee deep it really means hey why dont you send a text its only ten cents come on
07-12-09

cell phone speaker noise
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: bobcat horse services * Text: here's my card gimme a call if you need my services reginal bobcat horse williams hunter prancer my tail is made of real hair touch it come on touch it
07-11-09

bobcat horse services
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: fecal coliform bacteria well * Text: looks like youve got elevated levels of fecal coliform bacteria in your well is that bad well depends how much you like feces
07-10-09

fecal coliform bacteria well
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: come on man this is for cars * Text: come on man this is for cars
07-09-09

come on man this is for cars
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: brosetta stone * Text: brosetta stone the #1 dude-bro education software
07-08-09

brosetta stone
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: hieroglyphic translation * Text: hmm this one doesnt have a translation can you make out anything looks like hes saying my glyph nodes are swollen
07-07-09

hieroglyphic translation
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: polygamist destination wedding * Text: polygamist destination weddings saudi arabia texas
07-06-09

polygamist destination wedding
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: myanmar not burma shave * Text: myanmar shave dont rebel we will crush you and crush you and crush you
07-05-09

myanmar not burma shave
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: pick up after your dog * Text: pick up after your dog unless he already crapped in your kitchen
07-04-09

pick up after your dog
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: freestyle pukin * Text: freestyle pukin the gambler double wide crouching tiger hidden blorf similac canal is that a clean shirt
07-03-09

freestyle pukin
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: organo cereal * Text: organo-cereal pesticide free full of bugs and bug doo doo
07-02-09

organo cereal
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: karma credits * Text: ive got it well sell karma credits theyre like carbon credits but for doing evil things
07-01-09

karma credits
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Toothpaste For Dinner archives (by month):

2014: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul
2013: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2012: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2005: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2004: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec