Toothpaste For Dinner archives (by month):
2010: jan . : . feb . : . mar
2009: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2008: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
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okay sir your passport just needs your picture and itll be ready do you want regular or lasers
english and finally this is english class so i aint wanna hear no double negatives
are you a d bag dude your so far past d bag youre like an e bag
ive been singing in a salon quartet whats a salon quartet its like a barbershop quartet be we can charge a lot more
youre a programmer thats cool what do you work on mostly web stuff a few years ago i developed something called CSS
your dad was wrong throwing hotdogs down the hallway is pretty fun
friday august 15 BYOB bring your own band it better be good
im trying to get something nice for my wife hmm whats a throat singing telegram like its like glaaaaanEEUEEEAAAaaaaaEEEOOOOUUUUU
all our forks are bent like theyre flipping me off i think we need a new dishwasher
are you left or right handed im antidextrous ambidextrous no antidextrous cant do nothin with either of my hands
we need you to be here every weekend until further notice sorry i cant im a vegetarian what horse shit is an animal product
its super sweet sixteen not super sweet sixty mom and how do you think im gonna pay for tpain to fly out here i cant even afford my own copy of autotune
worlds biggest ukulele why does that guitar only have 4 strings available wherever ukuleles are sold
glitter vs acid makes everything in your house sparkle makes everything within eyesight sparkle find it in your carpet years later find patterns in your carpet years later comes in little tiny squares same people who love glitter are usually annoying people who love acid are usually annoying available everywhere cheap very hard to find expensive tonights top story is your child using the hip new substance glitter
to the residents of apt 14 stop being so quiet it is very creepy
i need you to start giving me 110% no problem ive worked 44 hour weeks before
hello im calling about the nanny position im sorry miss were actually looking for a nonny you know like a security blanket
whoa whoa i just bought that lab bench use a coaster
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when a cell phone says bee deep bee deep bee deep it really means hey why dont you send a text its only ten cents come on
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looks like youve got elevated levels of fecal coliform bacteria in your well is that bad well depends how much you like feces
come on man this is for cars
brosetta stone the #1 dude-bro education software
hmm this one doesnt have a translation can you make out anything looks like hes saying my glyph nodes are swollen
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myanmar shave dont rebel we will crush you and crush you and crush you
pick up after your dog unless he already crapped in your kitchen
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organo-cereal pesticide free full of bugs and bug doo doo
ive got it well sell karma credits theyre like carbon credits but for doing evil things
Toothpaste For Dinner archives (by month):
2010: jan . : . feb . : . mar
2009: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2008: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2007: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2006: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2005: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2004: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2010: jan . : . feb . : . mar
2009: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2008: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2007: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2006: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2005: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2004: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec