Toothpaste For Dinner archives (by month):
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Swedish Sverige Hej. Hur har du det? IKEA English Sweden Hello. How are you? Where's the goddamn little wrench that I... did you see my pegs anywhere? Dammit.* *
well, i'm not a lawyer, but i think you should take out some street justice, man i've reviewed the details of your case, and it appears your only recourse is street justice
dad! DAD!! LOOK!! can i get some bubble wrap to pop! BUBBLE WRAP $1
no RSS feed, no comments section... this dude should really make the jump to book 2.0
one, two, three, four, i declare a stump war!
ugh, i hate reading about politics whenever i open the newspaper i know, it's like, don't you guys see that paying attention to what happens in the world is lame?
HOW BUSINESS WORKS First, representatives from each business meet, discuss mutual interests, and forge an agreement. They draft a contract... CONTRACT SIGNED! Then they try to piss all over each other without getting the contract wet.
you're bored? why don't you go play with your friends? FRIENDZ! PRESS START
okay, so one double "expresso" to go... would you like some pasketti with that?
you've been living in your car? i had no idea... what's that like? it's not too bad, as long as i remember not to pee in the shower what?! just kidding, i shower here
Project MK ULTRA-SOUND A covert CIA operation to influence babies ultimately failed. are you retarded?! men can't get pregnant it's either this or the water-board
are you kids ready for...a SCAVENGER HUNT?! yes! cool, yeah! SCAVENGER HUNT - Spicy chicken sandwich (no mayo) - Biggie fries - Biggie frosty - Ketchup
whoa, where'd you get that picture of my butt? you left 300 of them in the copier heh, and now you're touching my butt
hey, i'm about to go play some penultimate frisbee... you wanna come? maybe... what's it like? it's the second-most fun sport that you play with a frisbee
i'm from the census board... how many people are living at this address? four billion, three hundred fifty-nine million, sixty two thousand and fourteen WE'RE #1 Tonight's top story: The United States is officially the world's most populated nation.
dad! wait! let me go to work with you! sorry, kiddo... not until after you go to college
thank you! thank you. your applause may be recorded for quality control
MORE THAN THREE... and you're crazy! Bumper stickers Cats Websites
FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS! The world could always use another unemployed astronaut WILL 4 FOOD
woooooo!! half a beer and i'm already feelin like i got an excuse to be a dick!
gutter covers are all done... nothin's gettin' in these, man. sticks, leaves, rainwater... nothin'.
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Chicken STYLE .a modern bistro. tasting menu AMUSE BOUCHE. spiced, aged rooster sperm "SUNRISE OVUM" delicately devilled egg w/ eggshell salad, in its own jus "BALUTY & THE FEETS" poached, 15-day chicken embryo, hen-foot tartare "THEY SEE ME BROASTIN" chicken-eye "caviar" served in chicken skull
CORNHOLE TIMELINE (Actual) (Projected) Cornhole is invented in Ohio heh... corn hole Gains popularity across Midwest, from families to fraternities American Cornhole Association standardizes rules and equipment Lance Armstrong wins Corn de France Cornhole doping scandal Chinese cornholers reported to be as young as 7 or 8
i'm not being selfish! i just figured you'd like to blow off some steam by doin' my laundry, since you were at work all day
hey, man... how's the wedding planning goin'? ah, it's okay... my fiancee wants an atheist wedding what's that like? it's a lot like a regular wedding, but there's no afterparty... everyone just.... ceases to be there
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how do you make such great muffins? i have to have your recipe it's easy... stew in bitter resentment for thirty years, then preheat the oven and follow the instructions on the box
PHYSICS DEPT NEWS FUNDRAISER! Liquid Helium Wrestling
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Toothpaste For Dinner archives (by month):
2010: jan . : . feb . : . mar
2009: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2008: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2007: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2006: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2005: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2004: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2010: jan . : . feb . : . mar
2009: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2008: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2007: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2006: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2005: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2004: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec