Toothpaste For Dinner archives (by month):
2009: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov
2008: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2007: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2006: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2005: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2004: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2009: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov
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2006: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
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republican vp nominess 2012 top secret do not distribute yao defen tallest living woman, only speaks chinese no embarassing votes black lady in wheel chair doesn't matter who hillary clinton
well, I really hope the buckeyes can pull off a win tonight. me too hey I practice santeria you think I should kill a chicken
i got pulled over on the way home the officer cited me for driving under the influence of homeopathy oh no how much is the fine one dollar times 10 to the negative 30
good news appalachia jesus is coming back soon bad news appalachia you're racist and jesus is black
shave that unibrow no not like that
fun taking out a wall not fun taking out a load-bearing wall fun taking out a load-bearing wall in someone else's house
i'm sorry sir, but your area has too many lobster franchisees as it is check back next year welcome to fred lobster. homeo f the queez bisquette. booth or table.
hey you wanna help me play an impractical joke on the boss? sure let's do it. great... I need you to pick up 90,000 golf balls and bring 'em here before lunch
can you fax this for me my client made me print out this email and fax it sure or I could make a daguerrotype of that email and ride it over there on horseback
everyone likes cats some people are just glad that they live in your house
i have to be home by ten I'm calling children's services really? is it time for your three-month attitude adjustment already?
you use chewing tobacco? do you know how bad that is for you? settle down, it's not what it looks like this is swallowing tabacco
i do not keep company with those who eat french fries but I will eat them. the crisp weightless shape is a revolution of course I will purchase the largest size
neo-con nightmare these colors don't run I'm proud to announce I will be spending your tax dollars on foie gras subsidies for liberal bloggers
system error music is lame do you having anything that rocks more
i'm a journalist, actually oh, wow, who do you write for? livejournal
danger high voltage keep out free nascar tickets if you can climb this fence
contract n. from the latin "CONT" a vulgar term for a lady's treasure, and "RACT" meaning kicked in the balls
your funds are safe!! up to $100,000 with the FDIC mattress
franklin co. coroner age 24 ht 5'10 sex male wt 190 cause of death motor accident homicide natural doing something dumb to put on youtube
do not read this sign $40,000 fine
can't sleep? exercise more healthy diet comparative english literature
burning man iraq brought to you by blackwater put on this body paint now!
are we failing our children over 99% of american tenth graders cannot locate atlantis on a map of the world
oh, you work in IT? can you fix my computer? no, but I can make you send me six request tickets and wait three weeks until you figure out how to fix it yourself
why you arrestin' me? what'd I do, officer? I'm with the pennsylvania border patrol, buddy. you need to go back to ohio.
blackout 2008 millions of american lost power service as hurrican ike blew through texas and up through the midwest what do we do in response? threaten electric workers who have been working 16-hour days to restore service. get in a fight at wal-mart over d-cell batteries. complain about having to throw out stockpile of frozen $1.99 meals. wonder what you and your children could ever possible do without tv. buy generator, canned food, hand-crank radio, candles, ensuring we'll never have another blackout.
hacker alert! members of the group anonymous have broken into the ibm roadrunner, the world's fastest super-computer. Scientists at the los alamos national laboratory report that the $133M, 1.7 petaflop computer was used to store and distribute japanese animation. something's wrong wit the system, todd. all I'm pulling up is jpeg, of girls with cat ears and penises.
hi, this is the tenant in apartment 223. I'm sorry the rent's late, I've been on an unpaid internship. is there any way I could pay my rent with experience in the exciting new field of data information technology?
warning: turn off all electronic devices before feeding ducks
i'm about to be late for work. have you seen my keys. yeah, they're on the nightstand. thanks, baby. you're the new google.
Toothpaste For Dinner archives (by month):
2009: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov
2008: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2007: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2006: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2005: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2004: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2009: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov
2008: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2007: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2006: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2005: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2004: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
