Toothpaste For Dinner archives (by month):
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STROBE LIGHT STROBE LIGHT stops epileptic burglars in their tracks!
What are you doing?! don't you know how dangerous new jokes are? say something about linux and call it a day NATIONAL INSTITUTE FOR ELECTRONIC HUMOR
FOODIES AROUND THE WORLD Today's episode: Angola ANGOLA yes, i try to eat locally, when my land has not been ravaged by famine and warfare
it's not you...i just think we need to date other peoples
Gettin' drunk in the USA: Not that rebellious Gettin' drunk in Saudi Arabia: NOW YOU'RE TALKIN Allahu akbeer! WOOOO
SHD superhighdefinitiontv TM 3.8:1 aspect ratio SHD channels look awesome The other 95% of channels on cable are stretched beyond recognition
i think it's time i explained something to you, son... when a washer and a dryer love each other, they'll make a little washer or dryer and sometimes it's an accident... like you were what?
Living in a cool-but-dangerous "developing neighborhood"? Try some of these! Bulletproof corset Knife holder (mounts under hair) THIS GUY CARRIES NO MORE THAN $20 I'M HOMELESS NOT A HIPSTER "Don't rob me" shirts Pepper spray (disquised as Elf Power CD)
and then, when i got home, all my wheat had been ground into flour! we've gotten similar reports all over town... this could be the work of a serial miller
"REGULAR" SODA DRINKERS SPEAK OUT! this chemical mixture is far superior to diet chemical mixture if i'm not getting any calories, i might as well be drinking water
THANKS FOR THE ADVICE! your cholesterol's a bit high Fat doctor Dentist with horrible teeth the housing market's never been better! Realtor
i like what i'm doing... but i hate having vacations and health insurance... and getting paid on time sucks have you tried freelancing?
Waiter! this naan is inedible... my curry is bland... and my mango lassi tastes like a bad frosty ah, yes... last week we outsourced all our cooking to americans
VIVANTORIL TM Ask your doctor about VIVANTORIL TM or VIVANTORIL KIDS TM Being awake an cause: - Irritability - Depression - Headaches - Frequent urination - Holding down a job A daily VIVANTORIL TM "Fixes It!" = 24 hr sleep = 48 hr sleep
OME TO LAGOS MARKET how much for this yam? fifty kobo, my friend will you take a fake five thousand dollar money order instead?
okay... shipping manifest, invoice, payment receipt, merchant carbon... oh! this is your receipt receipt, which proves you received the other receipts
hey, check this out! i was in seattle this weekend and picked up some cool collars up for our department... here's yours BOSS TEMP
POLLEN COUNT Today's forecast: sniff sniff MOLD TREES GRASS WORK WEEDS Low High Severe Heh heh, you allergic to work, buddy?
H NEWS IRRATIONAL COMPLAINTS DEPARTMENT PLEASE TAKE A NUMBER
FANTASY REALITY when i get old, man, i'm smokin crack, i'm doin' all the drugs, cause, like, woooo!! you kids got any blow? what?! nothin
Order status: Recent The following items will arrive broken or damaged: Picture frames, set of 6 Delivery status: Breakage pending GIFT OPTIONS: None Paperback book (ISBN 77164) Delivery status: Soaked in urine GIFT OPTIONS: Crappy boss urine collector
hey, aren't you gonna shower before that interview? nah... nobody wants to hire a sell-out, dumbass
happy birthday! me 'n the kids all chipped in and bought you some carbon credits
George W. Bush: Private Moments help!! my pen exploded! were you chewing on it? .....no
hey, this chili's great... real spicy, nice kick thanks... i use a mixture of habaneros, scotch bonnets, and trifluoromethanesulfonic acid
i'm getting a good wine-type taste out of this one yes, very winey... with just a touch of fermented grapes
COLUMBUS, Ohio - Authorities discovered an extensive network of monogamist cultists, who set up compounds around the city and continue to deny any wrongdoing is it true that you believe this lifestyle is healthy for your children?!
by my calculations, it could destroy the universe if we turn on the large hadron collider! why do you think we're doing it? it's finally time for smart people to ruin the earth
finally... an oil change for people like me! change your oil... WITHOUT LIFTING THE HOOD! 10x HOMEOPATHIC OIL CHANGE SOLUTION 10X
ugh, my dad is such a sell-out...he works five days a week...how lame is that? hold on...dad! DAD! DON'T FORGET POP TARTS!
PUSH THANKS for keeping us poor
Toothpaste For Dinner archives (by month):
2009: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov
2008: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2007: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2006: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2005: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2004: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2009: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov
2008: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2007: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2006: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
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