Superpoop: 2014
Toothpaste For Dinner archives (by month):

2014: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov
2013: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2012: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2005: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2004: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
 

Toothpaste For Dinner comic: hospital pranks * Text: 

HOSPITAL PRANKS


Everyone loves a prankster! Try these the next time you're sick...or
07-31-08

hospital pranks

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: the singularity * Text: 

2050... THE SINGULARITY TAKES PLACE!


and I unplug the computer that stores all the insufferable nerds.
07-30-08

the singularity

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: one hundred percent natural * Text: 

100% NATURAL
- No moon rocks
- No meteorites
- No elements past #92


CEREAL
07-29-08

one hundred percent natural

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: personal training * Text: 

okay, you're all set... just pull that bar down 1,304,227,000 more times and you'll be ripped like me
07-28-08

personal training

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: pants timeline * Text: 

PANTS TIMELINE: 1900-2050


1900
1992
2050


Normal pants: $5


Wrinkle-free pants: $45


Pre-wrinkled pants: $3,100
07-27-08

pants timeline

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: roller derby techniques * Text: 

COMMON ROLLER DERBY TECHNIQUES


Fishnet arms


Little skirt


Knee socks
07-26-08

roller derby techniques

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: real worried * Text: 

i've been real worried lately... can't sleep, can't eat


what are you worried about?


i'm worried i might be gettin anxiety
07-25-08

real worried

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: school supplies * Text: 

i need that stuff by tuesday


Ecole Francaise


SCHOOL SUPPLIES: FIRST GRADE


Three pencils
Lined paper
Two folders
Beret
Two packs of Gauloises
07-24-08

school supplies

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: stop online petitions * Text: 

Petition
STOP Online Petitions Forever!
Sign here:
Submit
07-23-08

stop online petitions

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: postal employees at home * Text: 

POSTAL EMPLOYEES AT HOME



dad! the kitchen's on fire! call 911! help me get the dogs outta the house!


well, it's gonna have to wait... i'm on break for the next eight minutes
07-22-08

postal employees at home

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: stop being passive aggressive * Text: 

Please stop being so passive aggressive.
07-21-08

stop being passive aggressive

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: subway busking 2014 * Text: 

SUBWAY BUSKING: 2014
boop
doop
doop
07-20-08

subway busking 2014

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: poly lifestyles * Text: 

POLYGAMY
POLYANDRY
POLYPUGRY
07-19-08

poly lifestyles

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: borderline personality disorder * Text: 

dude... that's messed up. what does it say on the back?


ASK ME ABOUT BORDERLINE PERSONALITY DISORDER


OR I SWEAR TO GOD I'LL KILL MYSELF
07-18-08

borderline personality disorder

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: used cooking oil * Text: 

i converted my diesel engine to run on used cooking oil! it's great, everyone should do it


well, if everyone did that, you'd have to pay for the oil, since the demand would go way up... but, hey, at least your car smells like arby's
07-17-08

used cooking oil

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: lets get fat together * Text: 

SURPRISE!!


Let's Get Fat TOGETHER!!!
07-16-08

lets get fat together

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: start your own garden * Text: 

START YOUR OWN GARDEN AT HOME


Easy to grow
Hard to grow


Tomatoes
Lettuce
Carrots
Zucchini
Campaign signs
PRESIDENT
Solar panels
07-15-08

start your own garden

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: rising oil prices * Text: 

RISING OIL PRICES: Will it affect how Americans spend their leisure time?


NASCAR
21
9
TRUK
Drivin' to NASCAR races
Burnin' barrels of crude oil
07-14-08

rising oil prices

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: dent fixers * Text: 

thank you for calling Dent Fixers... okay, we have two options. we can either use a suction cup thing to fix you dent, or our technicians can dent your car all over so it looks intentional
07-13-08

dent fixers

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: outlaw cars * Text: 

OUTLAW CARS


Replace them with something easier to draw
07-12-08

outlaw cars

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: babydenturez * Text: 

BABYDENTUREZ TM
If you love your baby so much... WHY HAVEN'T YOU BOUGHT HIM SOME TEETH YET?
07-11-08

babydenturez

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: presidential ecstasy tablet * Text: 

PRESIDENTIAL
07-10-08

presidential ecstasy tablet

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: one week paid vacation * Text: 

YOU'VE GOT A WEEK'S PAID VACATION! WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO?


Leave town, browse internet through in-room ethernet connection


Go down to the coffee shop, get on the wi-fi, look at internet


Catch up on house-work, laundry, groceries, lawn, bills
Man, the work internet is a lot faster
07-09-08

one week paid vacation

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: internet merit badges * Text: 

INTERNET MERIT BADGES


TROLLING


SOCK PUPPET


LURKING


GRIEFING


POSTING
07-08-08

internet merit badges

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: turn off gravity * Text: 

hey, dad... can we turn off gravity? just for, like... one second.


not now, my son... we'll do that when they turn on the large hadron collider.
07-07-08

turn off gravity

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: no other explanation * Text: 

INDICT BUSH!!


STOP THE IRAQ WAR


TANKS ARE FRICKIN COOL


GULF WAR III: RETURN OF THE HUMVEE
07-06-08

no other explanation

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: change machines * Text: 

$1, 5, 10


COINS


$1, 5, 10


DOLLAR BILLS
07-05-08

change machines

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: gay marriage legalized * Text: 

well, i'm glad that gay marriage is getting legalized in the U.S...


really? i thought you were super-conservative


oh, i still am... i'm just glad we can cut down on all that premarital gay sex
07-04-08

gay marriage legalized

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: stand mixer feeling unused * Text: 

hey, man, you need some whipped cream?


no, not really...


how bout... whipped butter?
07-03-08

stand mixer feeling unused

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: gettin divorced * Text: 

so, me'n the wife are gettin divorced


oh, i'm sorry to hear that! you need help with anything?


well, i got a few things on the divorce registry down at the mall
07-02-08

gettin divorced

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: white frenchman * Text: 

gimmie a white frenchman, bro


a what? white frenchman?


half milk, half wine, chilled'n shaken. make it snappy
07-01-08

white frenchman

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Toothpaste For Dinner archives (by month):

2014: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov
2013: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2012: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2005: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2004: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec