Superpoop: 2014
Toothpaste For Dinner archives (by month):

2014: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov
2013: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2012: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2005: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2004: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
 

Toothpaste For Dinner comic: eating cold twigs * Text: 

You've tried...


vegetarianism


veganism


fruititarianism


raw food only


now try...EATING COLD TWIGS!! haaaaccchhk haacchkk kaachk


bulk food


twigs


grains


rocks
02-29-08

eating cold twigs

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: leap year february 29 * Text: 

Like other years divisible by 4, but not divisible by 100, this year (2008) has an extra day in February. What are your plans for February 29?


1. DRINK TILL MARCH


2. MOPE IN COLD DARKNESS


3. MAKING PLANS FOR THE FUTURE IS FOR SELL-OUTS
02-28-08

leap year february 29

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: perfect cube * Text: 

well, don't be sad...nobody's a perfect cube
02-27-08

perfect cube

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: genesis of man * Text: 

the GENESIS of MAN


You know what? I think I'm gonna fuck that one real smart monkey.
02-26-08

genesis of man

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: honesty in electronic road signs * Text: 

CAUTION


OTHER DRIVERS MAY BE DICKS
02-25-08

honesty in electronic road signs

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: rap jinx * Text: 

shimmy shimmy ya


shimmy shimmy ya...RAP JINX!!


now you can't talk, until you call me big poppa
02-24-08

rap jinx

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: its fun to be different * Text: 

IT'S FUN TO BE DIFFERENT!


It's not an occupation, though.
02-23-08

its fun to be different

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: dont tailgate me * Text: 

DON'T TAILGATE ME


or I'll flick a booger on your horse
02-22-08

dont tailgate me

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: united states of food additives * Text: 

no, you don't have food poisoning...that's just high fructose corn syrup doing its thing. you'll get used to it in a few months...we put it in everything
02-21-08

united states of food additives

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: if its any consolation * Text: 

well, sir, i can't fix your problem right this second, but if it's any consolation, i hate my job
02-20-08

if its any consolation

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: my dad finally wrote a book * Text: 

Other People Can't God Damned Drive


essays by my dad
02-19-08

my dad finally wrote a book

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: coffee pot suggests coffee * Text: 

come on, man...let's overload your adenosine receptors, just like old times
02-18-08

coffee pot suggests coffee

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: mass media not harmful * Text: 

The Townsbury Gazette


MASS MEDIA NOT HARMFUL
02-17-08

mass media not harmful

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: internet dot chef dot food * Text: 

Microwave it or JUST EAT IT COLD!


Tired of all that boring FANCY FOOD?


internet.chef/


Internet Chef has the fuel for your fire dot com!


3 Varieties


internet.chef/fries 4 LB 4 LBS FRENCH FRIES


internet.chef/rolls 4 LB PIZZA ROLLS


internet.chef/joe 4LB SLOPPY JOES
02-16-08

internet dot chef dot food

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: finally seedless bacon * Text: 

seedless BACON $6.99


finally...i can eat bacon without having to spit out seeds
02-15-08

finally seedless bacon

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: if you wouldnt say it to a doctor dont say it to a cartoonist * Text: 

so...what do you do?


i'm a pediatrician


oh, that's neat...what do you do for money?
02-14-08

if you wouldnt say it to a doctor dont say it to a cartoonist

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: conspiracy chart 2008 * Text: 

CONSPIRACY CHART


current edition: 2008


The U.S. government uses... cat pictures sci-fi steroids bubble wrap soccer glucophage NASCAR parks


to control: secretaries nerds bodybuilders contents shifting in transit europeans old people REAL 'MERICANS children
02-13-08

conspiracy chart 2008

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: ohio kinda apologizes * Text: 

Hey, man...sorry I let ten million white people move in. We named our rivers after you guys...so we're cool, right?
02-12-08

ohio kinda apologizes

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: day of tradecraft * Text: 

yessss, good margin...take that, Shadow223


2013: Burned out after years of gaming, many turn their convenient kitchen-table-computer-bedpan setup into a day-trading station.
02-11-08

day of tradecraft

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: clipper the webcomic assistant * Text: 

It looks like you're trying to start a webcomic. Do  you want to:


Steal joke from TV


Steal joke from another comic strip


Reference pop culture without making a joke


Start comic, get bored, never finish it
02-10-08

clipper the webcomic assistant

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: dolphins online * Text: 

LOL I RUINZ ENVIRO-MENT
02-09-08

dolphins online

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: in soviet russia * Text: 

IN SOVIET RUSSIA...


come on, guys, i'm freezing


NYET. WE WILL RESTATE THE BASIC PREMISE OF THE JOKE 11,943 MORE TIMES


THE JOKES REPEAT YOU!
02-08-08

in soviet russia

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: video games for stoners * Text: 

VIDEO GAMES FOR STONERS


EXCELLENT!


Lay On The Couch Watching The Travel Channel Hero


Second Bong


What Was That Noise? Did You Hear That? Look Out The NO NOT LIKE THAT, USE THE PEEPHOLE
02-07-08

video games for stoners

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: wisdom toes * Text: 

and, then, when  you get a little older, you'll get your wisdom toes extracted. they're the two little ones on the end of each foot
02-06-08

wisdom toes

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: all my friends * Text: 

come on, dad, this is the end of the world...all my friends are ascending


no, young man, and that is final. your grounding lasts till next week
02-05-08

all my friends

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: how do you keep a nerd busy * Text: 

hey, i have a joke for you...how do you keep a nerd busy for hours


i don't know, how?


here's the punchline...it's encrypted in 4096-bit RSA
02-04-08

how do you keep a nerd busy

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: cant stop talking * Text: 

CAN'T STOP TALKING?


Put a plug in it...with MouthTamponTM!


NEW! Now available in Crazy Neighbor Pak!
02-03-08

cant stop talking

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: greenhouse emissions * Text: 

After refusing to sign the Kyoto protocol for almost a decade, on Monday George Bush announced an initiative to
02-02-08

greenhouse emissions

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: quantum entanglement * Text: 

Quantum entanglement may one day allow researchers to manipulate matter and energy from a remote location. Like most forms of electronic communication, it will most likely be adopted by pornographers first.


Stay at home...SEND YOUR DICK TO AMSTERDAM
02-01-08

quantum entanglement

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Toothpaste For Dinner archives (by month):

2014: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov
2013: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2012: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2005: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2004: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec