Superpoop: 2014
Toothpaste For Dinner archives (by month):

2014: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct
2013: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2012: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2005: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2004: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
 

Toothpaste For Dinner comic: you can push buttons * Text: 

the job is mostly data entry...you can push buttons, right?
10-31-07

you can push buttons

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: overqualified * Text: 

we'd love to hire you, but you seem overqualified...you'd probably leave in a few months for a place that pays by the arm
10-30-07

overqualified

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: finlands finest raps * Text: 

you're going to a rap show?! aren't you going to be hot


jesus dad, haven't you heard of finnish rap
10-29-07

finlands finest raps

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: portion sizes rule * Text: 

attention POUND-O-FRIES and TRIPLE BEEFBURGER. you are about to get ate.
10-28-07

portion sizes rule

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: office supplies are there * Text: 

thanks guys


remember: even if your coworkers won't talk to you, your boss is an ass, and your company is failing, office supplies will still go home with you at the end of the week
10-27-07

office supplies are there

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: why doesnt it expire * Text: 

MILK


EXP AUG 24 2063
10-26-07

why doesnt it expire

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: suggestion box * Text: 

SUGGESTION BOX


Suggestions will not be implemented
10-25-07

suggestion box

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: no calculators allowed * Text: 

US ARMY ENTRANCE EXAM


1. Which of the following numbers complete the sequence 2, 4, 6, 8....


A. 6


B. 3


C. 10


D. Hook an Iraqi prisoner's genitals up to a car battery


E. Don't know
10-24-07

no calculators allowed

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: libertarian limit * Text: 

The internet is currently full of libertarians. Please wait to post until one becomes a republican.
10-23-07

libertarian limit

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: thirty five plus show * Text: 

THIS IS A 35+ SHOW


OLD HIPSTERS ONLY, ID REQ'D
10-22-07

thirty five plus show

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: save your appetite * Text: 

FOOT BALL


hey! put that down! you ain't buyin' that junk! save your appetite for the KFC we're havin' later
10-21-07

save your appetite

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: looking for parking * Text: 

LOOKING FOR A PARKING SPACE: my favorite way to spend an hour
10-20-07

looking for parking

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: placebos * Text: 

everything looks great, you can put your shirt back on and i'll get you a prescription for placebos


wait...crap...they're not gonna work now
10-19-07

placebos

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: hate school try child labor * Text: 

HATE SCHOOL?


Try Child Labor TM!


IT'S FUN!!


FUN
10-18-07

hate school try child labor

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: osama demands flooz * Text: 

Investigators now believe the latest Osama Bin Laden video
10-17-07

osama demands flooz

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: hamburger investigation * Text: 

BREAKING NEWS:


Chester has been named a suspect in the investigation of where did my hamburger go
10-16-07

hamburger investigation

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: show off your calf fat * Text: 

in wish these pants ended at the fattest part of my calf


THEY CAN!


Try the
10-15-07

show off your calf fat

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: four thousand calories * Text: 

our latest studies show that consuming four thousand calories or more per day may lead to role-playing games
10-14-07

four thousand calories

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: dont forget football sweatshirt * Text: 

FOOT BALL


COLLEGE FOOTBALL CHECKLIST


All players are criminals


Takes precedence over all science, law, art classes/departments
10-13-07

dont forget football sweatshirt

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: congratulations youre hired * Text: 

congratulations, you're hired... now do what i say until you quit or i fire you
10-12-07

congratulations youre hired

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: excellent screensaver * Text: 

i've fixed a lot of computers in my day, and i have to say that yours has an excellent screensaver
10-11-07

excellent screensaver

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: nerds need to learn * Text: 

one day i'll find a girl who wants to go on adventures and is real nerdy and such


or, you'll die alone like everyone else who has ever said that
10-10-07

nerds need to learn

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: convention tote bag * Text: 

boy, i'm glad i went to that convention and shelled out three hundred bucks in exchange for this tote bag filled with pamphlets
10-09-07

convention tote bag

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: fixer upper * Text: 

FIXER-UPPER!


- Original windows


- Original electrical system


- Located a convenient 65 feet from crack house
10-08-07

fixer upper

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: hipster at work * Text: 

you know what would be totally lo-fi...why don't you print this off on a dot matrix printer
10-07-07

hipster at work

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: advertising income is huge * Text: 

CLICK THIS AD and the guy who runs this site gets $0.0004


WEB site
10-06-07

advertising income is huge

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: helpful answers rule * Text: 

do you have a bike rack?


yeah, but it's at my house
10-05-07

helpful answers rule

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: birth control * Text: 

yeah, what your mom told you was pretty much right..that's how you were made. except i don't think that she
10-04-07

birth control

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: backpack fell off * Text: 

IF YOU CAN READ THIS MY BACKPACK FELL OFF
10-03-07

backpack fell off

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: word problems for slackers * Text: 

PROBLEM: lost remote control


SOLUTION 1: change channels by hand for six years before television breaks


SOLUTION 2: new remote control, purchased for eight bucks
10-02-07

word problems for slackers

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: verbal slumping warning * Text: 

okay, this is just a verbal warning, since it's something we hope you'll get under control soon. and, you know what this is about, right? it's the slumping, yep.
10-01-07

verbal slumping warning

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Toothpaste For Dinner archives (by month):

2014: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct
2013: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2012: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2005: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2004: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec