Toothpaste For Dinner archives (by month):
2010: jan . : . feb . : . mar
2009: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2008: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2007: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2006: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2005: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2004: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2010: jan . : . feb . : . mar
2009: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2008: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2007: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2006: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2005: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2004: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
the job is mostly data entry...you can push buttons, right?
we'd love to hire you, but you seem overqualified...you'd probably leave in a few months for a place that pays by the arm
you're going to a rap show?! aren't you going to be hot jesus dad, haven't you heard of finnish rap
attention POUND-O-FRIES and TRIPLE BEEFBURGER. you are about to get ate.
thanks guys remember: even if your coworkers won't talk to you, your boss is an ass, and your company is failing, office supplies will still go home with you at the end of the week
MILK EXP AUG 24 2063
SUGGESTION BOX Suggestions will not be implemented
US ARMY ENTRANCE EXAM 1. Which of the following numbers complete the sequence 2, 4, 6, 8.... A. 6 B. 3 C. 10 D. Hook an Iraqi prisoner's genitals up to a car battery E. Don't know
The internet is currently full of libertarians. Please wait to post until one becomes a republican.
THIS IS A 35+ SHOW OLD HIPSTERS ONLY, ID REQ'D
FOOT BALL hey! put that down! you ain't buyin' that junk! save your appetite for the KFC we're havin' later
LOOKING FOR A PARKING SPACE: my favorite way to spend an hour
everything looks great, you can put your shirt back on and i'll get you a prescription for placebos wait...crap...they're not gonna work now
HATE SCHOOL? Try Child Labor TM! IT'S FUN!! FUN
Investigators now believe the latest Osama Bin Laden video "may have been recorded a year or more ago." The United States will pay...IN FLOOZ!!!
BREAKING NEWS: Chester has been named a suspect in the investigation of where did my hamburger go
in wish these pants ended at the fattest part of my calf THEY CAN! Try the "capri pants." SHOW IT OFF!
our latest studies show that consuming four thousand calories or more per day may lead to role-playing games
FOOT BALL COLLEGE FOOTBALL CHECKLIST All players are criminals Takes precedence over all science, law, art classes/departments
congratulations, you're hired... now do what i say until you quit or i fire you
i've fixed a lot of computers in my day, and i have to say that yours has an excellent screensaver
one day i'll find a girl who wants to go on adventures and is real nerdy and such or, you'll die alone like everyone else who has ever said that
boy, i'm glad i went to that convention and shelled out three hundred bucks in exchange for this tote bag filled with pamphlets
FIXER-UPPER! - Original windows - Original electrical system - Located a convenient 65 feet from crack house
you know what would be totally lo-fi...why don't you print this off on a dot matrix printer
CLICK THIS AD and the guy who runs this site gets $0.0004 WEB site
do you have a bike rack? yeah, but it's at my house
yeah, what your mom told you was pretty much right..that's how you were made. except i don't think that she "forgot her birth control", exactly
IF YOU CAN READ THIS MY BACKPACK FELL OFF
PROBLEM: lost remote control SOLUTION 1: change channels by hand for six years before television breaks SOLUTION 2: new remote control, purchased for eight bucks
okay, this is just a verbal warning, since it's something we hope you'll get under control soon. and, you know what this is about, right? it's the slumping, yep.
Toothpaste For Dinner archives (by month):
2010: jan . : . feb . : . mar
2009: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2008: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2007: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2006: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2005: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2004: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2010: jan . : . feb . : . mar
2009: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2008: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2007: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2006: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2005: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2004: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec