Toothpaste For Dinner archives (by month):
2010: jan . : . feb . : . mar
2009: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2008: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2007: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2006: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2005: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2004: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2010: jan . : . feb . : . mar
2009: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2008: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2007: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2006: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2005: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2004: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
you know i love to play scrabble...it's just that last time i played scrabble with you, you said that you were going to go back in time and kill my parents
how do you like being a hand turkey? it's okay but i wish you had more fingers
NEW RULES FOR SPORTS TO MAKE THEM BETTER. 1. Football teams should play BASEBALL teams at football. The baseball players are allowed to punch. 2. What if...okay. What if...women's...soccer...do they have that? 3. Like regular football, but they get swords.
SCIENCE: 1907 "Let's discover and explore the world!" SCIENCE: 2007 "My uncle ain't a monkey!"
i'm the "I" in insubordination
TONIGHT ONLY: 7PM This Guy, Author of #1 bestseller "Me'N'My Pet Sushi: The Story of I Shoulda Got a Dog"
THIRD-PARTY CANDIDATE WINS! Corporations "tired of enormous profit"
i thought i already bought you a cell phone...why do you need another? the cell phone you bought me had candy inside
This is your captain speaking...I think we just ran over an island.
son, while you were at school, i found this hammer and sickle in your room...let me guess, you were just holding it for a friend, right?
PRINTER ERROR: TAKE STUPID PINK PAPER OUT OF TRAY 3
uh, hey...uh, so i think we're going to fire you what? why?! oh, you know...immigration or stocks or something
on weekends when your friends are all busy and you don't have anything to do, here is a fun game to play: stare at the wall and think about how eventually, you and the wall both will be infinitely dispersed and at absolute zero in the heat death of the universe
you can have my warcraft when you pull it from my cold, dead rolls
HEY OLD GUY i know what a vinyl record is
the more he farts, the more powerful he becomes STOP FARTING DOG
1987 - Attached with cable - Friends make fun of you when you jerk the controller upward every time you jump 2007 - Wireless - Friends make fun of you when you are unable to jerk controller upwards the right way to make your guy jump
okay...don't eat it until i'm done singing. waaaaaalalalalalalalaaaaahhh, lalaaaalalalaaaaaah, aaahhhh! okay eat it now
TOOTHPASTE FOR DINNER SUDOKU: ULTIMATE CHALLENGE
Panic! In The Basement On The Computer
When you're at a party, and someone asks you what you do, be glad you don't have to say "cartoonist."
well, scientifically speaking, it wouldn't be totally impossible for your hamster to eventually evolve into a dog, but chances are that your parents just bought you a dog so you wouldn't notice your hamster dying
here's the position we're hiring for...you'll get paid a nice salary, but if the company every does anything unspeakable, you agree to take full responsibility for it
did you hear we're gonna bomb iran? well, that confirms it...it's 1983 again. have we armed an extremist government's militia yet?
NEW APPLE OPERATING SYSTEM RELEASED Promises to "fuck up your Pro Tools installation"
Your attempt to get a better job has failed. You are in CALL CENTER. > QUIT Congratulations, you can now do anything, as long as it's free. > QUIT Quitting unemployment is called "getting a job."
no, i don't want to borrow your cd, and have to let you come over to get it back
our new ultra-widescreen monitor allows you to view 58% more ads with every web site you visit
well, if delivering mail to the right place is so irritating to you, maybe you shouldn't be a mailman?
hey, i was on your computer a little while you were on lunch...i really liked your message board posts, "sexecutioner"
Toothpaste For Dinner archives (by month):
2010: jan . : . feb . : . mar
2009: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2008: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2007: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2006: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2005: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2004: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2010: jan . : . feb . : . mar
2009: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2008: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2007: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2006: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2005: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2004: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec