Superpoop: 2014
Toothpaste For Dinner archives (by month):

2014: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct
2013: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2012: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2005: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2004: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
 

Toothpaste For Dinner comic: go back in time * Text: 

you know i love to play scrabble...it's just that last time i played scrabble with you, you said that you were going to go back in time and kill my parents
11-30-07

go back in time

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: hand turkey * Text: 

how do you like being a hand turkey?


it's okay but i wish you had more fingers
11-29-07

hand turkey

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: new rules for sports * Text: 

NEW RULES FOR SPORTS TO MAKE THEM BETTER.


1. Football teams should play BASEBALL teams at football. The baseball players are allowed to punch.


2. What if...okay. What if...women's...soccer...do they have that?


3. Like regular football, but they get swords.
11-28-07

new rules for sports

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: scientific advancement * Text: 

SCIENCE: 1907
11-27-07

scientific advancement

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: i stand for it * Text: 

i'm the
11-26-07

i stand for it

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: me n my pet sushi * Text: 

TONIGHT ONLY: 7PM


This Guy, Author of #1 bestseller
11-25-07

me n my pet sushi

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: third party wins * Text: 

THIRD-PARTY CANDIDATE WINS!


Corporations
11-24-07

third party wins

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: bought you a cell phone * Text: 

i thought i already bought you a cell phone...why do you need another?


the cell phone you bought me had candy inside
11-23-07

bought you a cell phone

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: ran over an island * Text: 

This is your captain speaking...I think we just ran over an island.
11-22-07

ran over an island

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: hammer and sickle * Text: 

son, while you were at school, i found this hammer and sickle in your room...let me guess, you were just holding it for a friend, right?
11-21-07

hammer and sickle

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: stupid pink paper * Text: 

PRINTER ERROR: TAKE STUPID PINK PAPER OUT OF TRAY 3
11-20-07

stupid pink paper

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: immigration or stocks * Text: 

uh, hey...uh, so i think we're going to fire you


what? why?!


oh, you know...immigration or stocks or something
11-19-07

immigration or stocks

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: heat death of the universe * Text: 

on weekends when your friends are all busy and you don't have anything to do, here is a fun game to play:


stare at the wall and think about how eventually, you and the wall both will be infinitely dispersed and at absolute zero in the heat death of the universe
11-18-07

heat death of the universe

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: warcraft rolls * Text: 

you can have my warcraft when you pull it from my cold, dead rolls
11-17-07

warcraft rolls

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: when i was young blah blah blah * Text: 

HEY OLD GUY


i know what a vinyl record is
11-16-07

when i was young blah blah blah

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: stop farting dog * Text: 

the more he farts, the more powerful he becomes


STOP FARTING DOG
11-15-07

stop farting dog

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: twenty years of jumping * Text: 

1987


- Attached with cable


- Friends make fun of you when you jerk the controller upward every time you jump


2007


- Wireless


- Friends make fun of you when you are unable to jerk controller upwards the right way to make your guy jump
11-14-07

twenty years of jumping

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: the falafel song * Text: 

okay...don't eat it until i'm done singing.


waaaaaalalalalalalalaaaaahhh, lalaaaalalalaaaaaah, aaahhhh!


okay eat it now
11-13-07

the falafel song

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: sudoku ultimate challenge * Text: 

TOOTHPASTE FOR DINNER SUDOKU: ULTIMATE CHALLENGE
11-12-07

sudoku ultimate challenge

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: todays teens * Text: 

Panic! In The Basement On The Computer
11-11-07

todays teens

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: CARTOONIST * Text: 

When you're at a party, and someone asks  you what you do, be glad you don't have to say
11-10-07

CARTOONIST

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: hamster evolution * Text: 

well, scientifically speaking, it wouldn't be totally impossible for your hamster to eventually evolve into a dog, but chances are that your parents just bought you a dog so you wouldn't notice your hamster dying
11-09-07

hamster evolution

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: full responsibility * Text: 

here's the position we're hiring for...you'll get paid a nice salary, but if the company every does anything unspeakable, you agree to take full responsibility for it
11-08-07

full responsibility

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: its 1983 again * Text: 

did you hear we're gonna bomb iran?


well, that confirms it...it's 1983 again. have we armed an extremist government's militia yet?
11-07-07

its 1983 again

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: pro tools installation * Text: 

NEW APPLE OPERATING SYSTEM RELEASED


Promises to
11-06-07

pro tools installation

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: quitting unemployment * Text: 

Your attempt to get a better job has failed. You are in CALL CENTER.


> QUIT


Congratulations, you can now do anything, as long as it's free.


> QUIT


Quitting unemployment is called
11-05-07

quitting unemployment

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: let you come over * Text: 

no, i don't want to borrow your cd, and have to let you come over to get it back
11-04-07

let you come over

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: ultra widescreen ads * Text: 

our new ultra-widescreen monitor allows you to view 58% more ads with every web site you visit
11-03-07

ultra widescreen ads

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: shouldnt be a mailman * Text: 

well, if delivering mail to the right place is so irritating to you, maybe you shouldn't be a mailman?
11-02-07

shouldnt be a mailman

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: on your computer * Text: 

hey, i was on your computer a little while you were on lunch...i really liked your message board posts,
11-01-07

on your computer

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Toothpaste For Dinner archives (by month):

2014: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct
2013: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2012: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2005: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2004: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec