Superpoop: 2014
Toothpaste For Dinner archives (by month):

2014: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct
2013: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2012: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2005: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2004: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
 

Toothpaste For Dinner comic: cool uncle * Text: 

so... you want a beer?


COOL UNCLE
05-31-07

cool uncle

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: where do you internet from * Text: 

BASEMENT


Your quiz results indicate that you use the internet primarily from the basement. Basement internetters tend towards message boards and captioned cat pictures.


WHERE DO YOU INTERNET TM FROM? CLICK HERE TO TAKE THE TEST!
05-30-07

where do you internet from

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: string theory * Text: 

we meet again, professor...and this time, your string theory won't protect you
05-29-07

string theory

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: beamo the emo beard * Text: 

Bald Men: don't give up hope! From the makers of EMO TM, it's


BEAMO


THE EMO BEARD
05-28-07

beamo the emo beard

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: shitty over the weekend * Text: 

what'd you do over the weekend?


ah, i was just generally shitty
05-27-07

shitty over the weekend

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: golf traps * Text: 

so i see you went golving this weekend, huh?


GOLF TRAPS: $19.99


Available wherever KAYAK GLUE TM is sold.
05-26-07

golf traps

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: stop whacking * Text: 

the attorney general's here, and he wants to talk to you...something about stop whacking it at work
05-25-07

stop whacking

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: god hates bags * Text: 

GOD HATES BAGS


NO MORE PURSES


listen, man, i don't wanna undermine your movement, but i better go before my wife finds out about this
05-24-07

god hates bags

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: absorb and process the flav * Text: 

SODA


Absorb and process the flavor!TM


i can feel it in my liver
05-23-07

absorb and process the flav

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: old telephone handset * Text: 

look, i attached an old telephone hand set to my cell phone


that's pretty awesome...do you think you could hook a horse up to my car?
05-22-07

old telephone handset

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: sweet industrial products * Text: 

so, are you ever gonna go back to that factory?


what? no, i have a better job that pays more, i finally have health insurance, and i don't completely hate my life


are you sure? you made some pretty sweet industrial products, i think you should
05-21-07

sweet industrial products

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: regular neck * Text: 

what in the hell do you think you're looking at, regular-neck
05-20-07

regular neck

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: kayak glue * Text: 

KAYAK GLUE


keep 'em in their little boats...FOREVER.
05-19-07

kayak glue

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: i just figured this out * Text: 

homeownership:


debt wasn't the fun part of college
05-18-07

i just figured this out

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: frog shirt * Text: 

FROG SHIRT


Perfect for:


- hoarding


- arguing online
05-17-07

frog shirt

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: shoes werent invented * Text: 

when i was your age, we didn't have shoes. only socks. shoes weren't even invented yet
05-16-07

shoes werent invented

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: dont pet the dogs * Text: 

hey, don't pet the dogs if you can help it


what? why?


we ran out of toilet paper last week, so i've been wiping my ass with chester
05-15-07

dont pet the dogs

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: washer or dryer * Text: 

welcome to the laundromat.


washer or dryer?
05-14-07

washer or dryer

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: well at least my car isnt full of homeless dudes * Text: 

COLUMBUS, OH


SUBWAY MAP
05-13-07

well at least my car isnt full of homeless dudes

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: drapes carpet * Text: 

yeah, the date went well, i'm just waiting to see her drapes...i wonder if they match the carpet
05-12-07

drapes carpet

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: get a globe * Text: 

skiing? how are you going to ski in june?


uh, hello?! it's called the southern hemisphere...get a globe, dad
05-11-07

get a globe

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: sleepy office * Text: 

what's your secret for not bein' as sleepy as most of us here at the office?


oh, i go to bed as soon as i get home in the afternoon


when do you wake up?


about an hour before i come in
05-10-07

sleepy office

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: librarians cant read * Text: 

LIBRARIANS


When the lights go down...they can't read. (Not even hipster librarians)
05-09-07

librarians cant read

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: emoticopter * Text: 

do you like my emoticopter


what's it dropping?!


emoticonventional weapons
05-08-07

emoticopter

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: five bulletins two chain letters * Text: 

well, if you don't add me as your friend on workspace you're not going to know when our meetings are. i sent like five bulletins out. and only two were chain letters
05-07-07

five bulletins two chain letters

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: kosherize it * Text: 

do you want a hit from the torah!


do you want a hit from the eight foot menorah?!
05-06-07

kosherize it

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: work for change * Text: 

When asked
05-05-07

work for change

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: high school major * Text: 

i'm going to major in juggalo when i get to high school, with a minor in metalhead
05-04-07

high school major

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: speak a little nerd * Text: 

you speak a little nerd, don't you? can you buy the computer guy a mountain dew and convince him to fix my printer
05-03-07

speak a little nerd

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: dickipedia * Text: 

Dickipedia


YOU (Redirected from
05-02-07

dickipedia

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: head stretch * Text: 

when did your head stretch out, dad? i'm tired of having a dumb flat head


oh, it'll be soon... mine stretched when i was 28
05-01-07

head stretch

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Toothpaste For Dinner archives (by month):

2014: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct
2013: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2012: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2005: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2004: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec