Superpoop: 2014
Toothpaste For Dinner archives (by month):

2014: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug
2013: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2012: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2005: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2004: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
 

Toothpaste For Dinner comic: more useless at your job * Text: 

The Only Way You Could Be More Useless At Your Job
03-31-07

more useless at your job
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: notorious chester * Text: 

he ain't gonna roll up. all he wants is donuts
03-30-07

notorious chester
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: ugliest dog * Text: 

and finally, in closing, have you seen the world's ugliest dog. if not, see me after class and i will give you the link
03-29-07

ugliest dog
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: nerd on * Text: 

NERD-ON


Apply directly to guy who thinks he's so smart
03-28-07

nerd on
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: economics at home * Text: 

dad i am broke. how can i earn some money


well, you could always start a new economy and sell people your currency at arbitrary prices
03-27-07

economics at home
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: four second dick * Text: 

i demand service this instant! if someone doesn't help me in the next four seconds i'm going to have to go be a dick in some other store
03-26-07

four second dick
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: fun for once * Text: 

if the television would stop showing RERUNS maybe i could have some FUN for once
03-25-07

fun for once
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: the reality of virtual reality * Text: 

DO U WANT 2 EAT FOX ASS


it's like a virtual world, inside your computer. you can customize...wait. just turn around
03-24-07

the reality of virtual reality
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: penicillin the gateway drug * Text: 

it all started when i had an ear infection as a nine-year-old. since then i have gone on to try many other drugs. please outlaw penicillin before it's too late.


PENICILLIN


the gateway drug TM
03-23-07

penicillin the gateway drug
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: didnt invite me * Text: 

why so sad, son?


i heard you and mom are gonna do it tonight and i'm offended you didn't invite me
03-22-07

didnt invite me
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: human bird military hybrids * Text: 

U.S. ARMED FORCES


Creating human-bird military hybrids since 1959
03-21-07

human bird military hybrids
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: the computer demands a blog * Text: 

we've been talking...and we all think it's time you updated your blog
03-20-07

the computer demands a blog
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: owning a house * Text: 

owning a house isn't just for the rich! it's also for middle-class people who want to be in debt forever
03-19-07

owning a house
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: laser eye surgery * Text: 

yeah, i been thinkin of gettin' that laser eye surgery...instead of wearing glasses, everything'll just be kinda blurry, all the time
03-18-07

laser eye surgery
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: you went to art school * Text: 

well, i'm glad you went to art school too
03-17-07

you went to art school
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: old white guy for president * Text: 

OLD WHITE GUY 2008


YOU GOT NO CHOICE
03-16-07

old white guy for president
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: old fatty milk * Text: 

put the car away and come to the dinner table or i'll have your mom squirt some old fatty breast milk in your potatoes
03-15-07

old fatty milk
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: message boards * Text: 

do you ever get on message boards?


only when i'm deficient in vitamin angry nerd
03-14-07

message boards
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: something witty * Text: 

what's going on? ah, nothing...i'm just standin' here about to say something witty
03-13-07

something witty
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: borrow my horrible album * Text: 

you like music, right? why don't you borrow this horrible album from me
03-12-07

borrow my horrible album
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: math flakes * Text: 

MATH flakes BORING


now with PEDANTIC!
03-11-07

math flakes
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: how the war began * Text: 

WTB: Blood


will pay cash or oil in exchange for blood. SOLDIERS ONLY. Will not reciprocate.
03-10-07

how the war began
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: moving images * Text: 

MOVING IMAGES: making americans stare and drool since 1930
03-09-07

moving images
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: no essays for beer * Text: 

how about this: i'll buy you some beer, but only if you write me a five page on the unfeasibility of anarchy as a legitimate form of government
03-08-07

no essays for beer
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: suspicious box * Text: 

Suspicious Box Found Under Christmas Tree
03-07-07

suspicious box
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: pot kettle fat * Text: 

THE INTERNET:


where the pot calls the kettle fat
03-06-07

pot kettle fat
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: grounded * Text: 

well, son, it's a simple equation. x equals you, and x also equals grounded
03-05-07

grounded
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: stop stitching * Text: 

STOP STITCHING
03-04-07

stop stitching
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: funeral practice 3pm * Text: 

i don't want to get into the casket


you're the same weight as your father, dennis, we need you to help us practice
03-03-07

funeral practice 3pm
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: breakfast disaster * Text: 

BREAKFAST DISASTER?


eat it anyway or you ain't gonna be on time for work, and this time they might get real mad cause you came in late all last week
03-02-07

breakfast disaster
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: norway vacation * Text: 

where'd you go on vacation?


norway


was it fun?


no
03-01-07

norway vacation
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Toothpaste For Dinner archives (by month):

2014: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug
2013: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2012: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2005: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2004: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec