Superpoop: 2014
Toothpaste For Dinner archives (by month):

2014: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2013: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2012: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2005: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2004: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
 

Toothpaste For Dinner comic: twenty year old libertarians * Text: 

HEY GUYS COME ON IN IT SMELLS FINE


FUN FACT: twenty-year-old libertarians have been scientifically proven to be unable to detect the odor of their own feces
06-30-07

twenty year old libertarians

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: chester fat lump * Text: 

i'm home, hello...ayone - CHESTER! are you playing warcraft again? that's going to... well... i suppose you're already a fat lump
06-29-07

chester fat lump

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: you choke first * Text: 

do you want to play the choking game?


sure. you get choked first. are you ready
06-28-07

you choke first

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: pornoland development team * Text: 

well, the basic idea of the game is that you get in-game bonuses for every adult DVD you buy
06-27-07

pornoland development team

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: mandatory lunch meeting * Text: 

oh, hey...we have a mandatory meeting from eleven to two o'clock today... don't worry about lunch, i got pizza rolls for everyone
06-26-07

mandatory lunch meeting

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: chicks dig the dinghy * Text: 

no, dude, don't worry about it, nautical imagery is totally in right now. those chicks at school are going to totally love your dinghy
06-25-07

chicks dig the dinghy

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: change before * Text: 

i hate to be like this, but do you think you could change before i take my daughter to work day?
06-24-07

change before

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: music u hate * Text: 

MUSIC-U-HATE


9-DISC SET!


- 1990s ska


- 1990s pop-punk


- 1990s punk


finally...my own copy of the songs i hated in high school
06-23-07

music u hate

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: place settings * Text: 

GUIDE TO PLACE SETTINGS


salad fork dessert fork diner fork pimp fork


soup bowl


dinner plate


pimp chalice water goblet red wine white wine


pimp plate (not shown)
06-22-07

place settings

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: shake machine is broke * Text: 

SHAKE MACHINE IS BROKE


NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


in hell the only place to eat is hardee's and the shake machine doesn't ever work
06-21-07

shake machine is broke

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: chester my mouth * Text: 

chester. look how small my mouth is. chester. my mouth.
06-20-07

chester my mouth

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: whole pitcher * Text: 

price check on lemonade...okay, turns out this is only five cents


i'll take the whole pitcher


$1
06-19-07

whole pitcher

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: your new office * Text: 

this'll be your office until we can get your cubicle built. it'll only be a couple weeks
06-18-07

your new office

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: straight edge vegan bread * Text: 

STRAIGHT-EDGE VEGAN BREAD


- No drugs


- No meat


- No deodorant
06-17-07

straight edge vegan bread

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: intensive cuss training * Text: 

say a cuss about a car


shitsaab


say a cuss about a presdent


eisenhowercrap


say a cuss about a plant


asscactus
06-16-07

intensive cuss training

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: thanks again check engine * Text: 

PAY MECHANIC FOR NO REASON
06-15-07

thanks again check engine

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: citizen journalism * Text: 

if wasting time at work made you a
06-14-07

citizen journalism

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: primate comparison * Text: 

PRIMATE COMPARISON


MONKEYS


OLD PEOPLE


- Use tools


- Cooperate


- Throw shit


- Can't use tools


- Complain


- Vote Republican
06-13-07

primate comparison

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: orchiectomy * Text: 

if the word
06-12-07

orchiectomy

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: meter reader * Text: 

meter reader here...i need to open your gate to make sure your dogs can run out in the road
06-11-07

meter reader

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: drum and bass tie * Text: 

what's that sound


oh, that's my drum + bass tie


where did you get that?


1996
06-10-07

drum and bass tie

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: remembering gerald ford * Text: 

AMERICANS REMEMBER GERALD FORD:
06-09-07

remembering gerald ford

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: legos did 911 * Text: 

i want to be a conspiracy theorist when i'm old, so i never have to leave the house
06-08-07

legos did 911

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: canadian decision making * Text: 

CANADIAN DECISION-MAKING FLOWCHART


What something from the USA?


Yes
06-07-07

canadian decision making

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: babysitter shank * Text: 

well, if you really ARE going to shank me, you better wait until after lunch...we're having hot dogs
06-06-07

babysitter shank

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: actual postal clerks * Text: 

PUBLIC MAILBOXES:


somehow more useful than actual postal clerks
06-05-07

actual postal clerks

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: office farts * Text: 

HOW TO MAKE OFFICEFARTS


1. Set a huge bowl of sugar-free candy out in a common area.


2. Coworkers eat it all up when nobody's looking


3. Sugar-free candy makes you fart


4. A lot
06-04-07

office farts

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: neighborhood hearing * Text: 

the neighborhood watch is doing pretty well, but i was thinking of starting a neighborhood hearing


what?


i'll just listen for trouble
06-03-07

neighborhood hearing

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: credit cards now with sound * Text: 

ding!


Sweet, i was hoping my interest rate would go up.
06-02-07

credit cards now with sound

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: fear everything * Text: 

well, personally, i fear everything i don't understand...what do you do for fun?
06-01-07

fear everything

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Toothpaste For Dinner archives (by month):

2014: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2013: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2012: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2005: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2004: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec