Crudbump: Rap & Beats
Toothpaste For Dinner archives (by month):

2014: jan : feb : mar : apr
2013: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2012: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2005: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2004: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
 

Toothpaste For Dinner comic: shuck n jive 2007 rmx * Text: 

so, what do you...wait, you have a web site, don't you
04-30-07

shuck n jive 2007 rmx
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: spreadsheet commenting * Text: 

94 comments on the file
04-29-07

spreadsheet commenting
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: actual bags of poop * Text: 

gardening is awesome because it is one of the only ways an ordinary person can be persuaded to buy actual bags of poop


POOP
04-28-07

actual bags of poop
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: transformer trick * Text: 

i talked to the nurse. she said the only cure for my slump is a new transformer, preferably a decepticon
04-27-07

transformer trick
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: socially acceptable seasona * Text: 

i assume you'll be watching the socially-acceptable seasonal sports tournament this weekend
04-26-07

socially acceptable seasona
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: bout his website * Text: 

Bitches Don't Know Bout His Website
04-25-07

bout his website
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: know your food obsessives * Text: 

KNOW YOUR FOOD-OBSESSIVES


feeder


feedee


this is single-origin broccoli


foodie
04-24-07

know your food obsessives
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: firework racism * Text: 

what's it like being a firework?


i don't know...what's it like being a racist?
04-23-07

firework racism
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: says the future poopsocker * Text: 

i believe the term is
04-22-07

says the future poopsocker
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: we all pown in different ways * Text: 

dewwwwd. i totally powned that test.
04-21-07

we all pown in different ways
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: dog grills * Text: 

DOG GRILLS starting at $79


per tooth
04-20-07

dog grills
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: mostly safe tan removal sys * Text: 

PALE SPRAY-ON MOSTLY SAFE


Tired of looking like you go out-side? Try PALE, the only mostly-safe tan removal system.


It Stings! TM
04-19-07

mostly safe tan removal sys
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: extruded polymer reasoning * Text: 

well, if you didn't want to be sat on, you shouldn't have gotten drilled out as crude oil and made into polymers and extruded
04-18-07

extruded polymer reasoning
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: yellow neck brace * Text: 

hey, did you get in a wreck? what's that brace on your neck?


well, i figured that yellow wristbands cured cancer, so a yellow neckbrace should take care of AIDS in a couple of weeks
04-17-07

yellow neck brace
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: chrome rims custom jobs * Text: 

yeah, i got chrome pedals, spinning rims, shiny paint, a custom horn and all that, but, i mean...i'm eight
04-16-07

chrome rims custom jobs
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: maintain organic purity * Text: 

now that you've eliminated all that horrible, poison meat from your diet, your next project can be to take a shower
04-15-07

maintain organic purity
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: difficult life choices * Text: 

right now, i'm trying to choose between a master's degree, or enlarging my earholes
04-14-07

difficult life choices
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: worst lunch feat curly frie * Text: 

LUNCH BUFFET


RAX


ARBYS
04-13-07

worst lunch feat curly frie
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: damn diary writer * Text: 

and in the seventies, man, you would have got shot just for being a damn diary writer. let alone some kind of international blogger.
04-12-07

damn diary writer
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: turtle customer service * Text: 

well, yeah, you're easy to get along with...but this is a call center. you can't pull your head down into your shell whenever the phone rings
04-11-07

turtle customer service
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: you a dick * Text: 

Error: you a dick


OK
04-10-07

you a dick
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: how do you make money * Text: 

how do you make money, dad


well, i wait until something makes me mad, then i draw a picture about it
04-09-07

how do you make money
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: tetris baby * Text: 

well, you're what we call a
04-08-07

tetris baby
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: urine * Text: 

URINE


can you smelll THE URINE?
04-07-07

urine
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: simple safe medical procedu * Text: 

it's a simple and relatively safe medical procedure. you cut off my foreskin, so i think it's only natural to have the doctor pull out your toenails
04-06-07

simple safe medical procedu
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: nipple paparazzi * Text: 

you better put that nipple back in your shirt if you don't want to see it on the news later
04-05-07

nipple paparazzi
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: internet as a country * Text: 

NOW YOU KNOW:


if the internet was a country, it'd be a pretty rank-smelling country
04-04-07

internet as a country
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: emo beat * Text: 

EMO BEAT


ZITS:


Proactiv vs. Photoshop
04-03-07

emo beat
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: tax help wanted * Text: 

HELP WANTED


Do my taxes
04-02-07

tax help wanted
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: a vegan says what * Text: 

a vegan says what


what?


heh, you're a vegan
04-01-07

a vegan says what
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Toothpaste For Dinner archives (by month):

2014: jan : feb : mar : apr
2013: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2012: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2005: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2004: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec