Superpoop: 2014
Toothpaste For Dinner archives (by month):

2014: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov
2013: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2012: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2005: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2004: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
 

Toothpaste For Dinner comic: too bad * Text: 

BAD or NO CREDIT


TOO BAD
09-30-06

too bad

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: quit stealing my jokes you hacks * Text: 

WEBCOMICS


slightly less boring than work


NEW EDITION! Now includes jokes stolen from Toothpaste For Dinner!
09-29-06

quit stealing my jokes you hacks

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: nerd party * Text: 

you be careful at that party


how many times have i explained this. my friends are nerds. we are just going to stay up all night drinking two-liters of mountain dew straight out the bottle
09-28-06

nerd party

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: ninnyvan * Text: 

NINNYVAN n. a minivan with one small nine inch nails sticker on the back.
09-27-06

ninnyvan

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: mumia costume * Text: 

FREE ME


wel, you can dress up as mumia abu-jamal, i'm just not sure anyone at school will know who that is
09-26-06

mumia costume

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: fast food * Text: 

well, i don't think you should be eating fast food...but if you're going to try it anyway, it should be here, in a safe environment
09-25-06

fast food

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: men on bikes * Text: 

MEN ON BIKES


is there anything they can do?
09-24-06

men on bikes

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: renaissance furries dot web comic * Text: 

RENAISSANCE FURRIES


hey, i like your ears, where'd you get them


i was born this way...i'm an animal!


you were born with chain-mail bear ears?
09-23-06

renaissance furries dot web comic

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: iguana tail * Text: 

you can keep that tail you puled off an iguana, but i think you need the whole lizard for it to be an actual pet
09-22-06

iguana tail

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: impeach vests * Text: 

IMPEACH VESTS
09-21-06

impeach vests

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: pizza time * Text: 

hey, kids, do you want pizza?


yeah dude


YES


TOO BAD. I GLUED THE BOX SHUT
09-20-06

pizza time

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: polymath * Text: 

you can't call yourself a
09-19-06

polymath

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: office safety inspection * Text: 

OFFICE SAFETY INSPECTION


Hallway: safe


Door: safe


okay, looks like we're done
09-18-06

office safety inspection

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: i verb nouns * Text: 

I'M SO ADJECTIVE, I VERB NOUNS
09-17-06

i verb nouns

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: dishonor * Text: 

wow... that is a hard one. uh...


well, in general, i'd probably pick dishonor over death
09-16-06

dishonor

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: for scientific use only * Text: 

10


THIS WEEK IN SCIENCE:


scientists in the Netherlands have crafted the word's smallest bong from a single grain of brown rice
09-15-06

for scientific use only

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: crap mob * Text: 

so it's just you and me? the internet said there'd be hundreds here


oh, dude, no...you're thinking of a flash mob. this is a crap mob
09-14-06

crap mob

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: discontinued shampoo * Text: 

THANKS!


for discontinuing my favorite shampoo
09-13-06

discontinued shampoo

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: escort you out * Text: 

it's just... with the growing cost of business infrastructure, your mother and i can't afford a son. i'm sorry... the security guard will be here in a minute to help you clean out your room and escort you out of the house
09-12-06

escort you out

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: defeats the purpose * Text: 

THIS JOURNAL IS FRIENDS-ONLY!!


WHICH KIND OF DEFEATS THE PURPOSE OF AN ONLINE JOURNAL, BUT WHATEVER
09-11-06

defeats the purpose

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: declined * Text: 

Dear DREW:


You have been DECLINED.


Congratulations! Additional comments: WEBCOMIC ISN'T A JOB
09-10-06

declined

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: crybrid vehicle * Text: 

man, gas prices are so high, i can barely afford to go anywhere


why don't you get a crybid vehicle
09-09-06

crybrid vehicle

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: fishstixxx * Text: 

here's my card


FISHSTIXXX


Erotic midwestern cuisine/entertainment


Pizza rolls


Donuts


Fishsticks
09-08-06

fishstixxx

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: decision making is never really that hard * Text: 

take a two hour lunch break


no way dude just go home
09-07-06

decision making is never really that hard

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: coffee flashbacks * Text: 

dude... that coffee will crystallize in your spine, and you'll get flashbacks whenever the sharp crystals poke your spinal cord
09-06-06

coffee flashbacks

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: cardinal * Text: 

are you humping a cardinal?!


chill out dad, it's the state bird
09-05-06

cardinal

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: airline travel rules * Text: 

Prohibited:


- Items


GATE 2
09-04-06

airline travel rules

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: delivery instructions * Text: 

City State Zip


Columbus OH 43216


Delivery Instructions:


Knock on every door of apartment building. Leave package in the woods behind bldg.
09-03-06

delivery instructions

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: how to make a volcano * Text: 

do i know how to make a volcano? well, of course i do! to make a volcano you need magma... and to get magma, you have to bring me a beer
09-02-06

how to make a volcano

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: fidgeters incorporated * Text: 

well, you seem like an excellent candidate...we just have one more test for you. everyone who works here can spin their pen around on their thumb...can you?
09-01-06

fidgeters incorporated

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Toothpaste For Dinner archives (by month):

2014: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov
2013: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2012: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2005: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2004: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec