Toothpaste For Dinner archives (by month):
2010: jan . : . feb . : . mar
2009: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2008: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2007: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2006: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2005: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2004: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2010: jan . : . feb . : . mar
2009: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2008: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2007: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2006: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2005: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2004: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
hey! it's halloween! where's your costume oh, today i thought i'd come in and pretend i like my job, and have respect for the people i work with
SHITTY HALLOWEEN COSTUMES i'm usually a goth anyway THIS IS MY COSTUME No it's not Let me guess: usually a goth anyway
WELCOME TO THE SUBURBS don't feed the soccer moms after midnight
yeah...i pretty much like everything, as long as it is country or rap
hey, father...listen, i don't wanna throw stones or anything, but you can't use the office printers to make flyers saying "THOU SHALT IMPROVE THY ABILITY TO PARK" and leave them on people's cars.
NAILS $14.00 polydactyl +$3 (per finger)
hey man "Same Hoodie Guy": questions does he wash it (if so, how often) is it his favorite, or does he only have one
hey. excuse me. excuse me. hey. hey! dude! hello! hang up and walk.
you're in college now...i'm going to have to keep this ayn rand book. i'm sorry, but you're just too old for me to not be embarrassed that you like "atlas shrugged"
as a temp, you'll quickly develop a callous on your bottom from being pushed over? no..from constantly getting screwed
CHESTER wt: 24.3lb ht: 11.5" occupation: barking, finding paper towels, eating paper towels, crapping out paper towels
Bedrooms: 3 Bathrooms: 1.5 Central air Quiet neighborhood Completely full of cat crap
well, i was trying to explore the theme of old sticks, so i created this installation its title is old sticks and tissue paper tied up with some old dirty wire
ASK ME ABOUT BEING BITTER OVER HOW I WASTED MY LIFE
yessss MEMO To: Everyone Subj: Who took my lunch? Who took my lunch?
if you don't clean your room, i'm going to file suit against you at the big table, and since you have to sit at the kids' table, i will collect default judgement
oh sweet, is that the five disc collector's edition NERD FISHING. n. a practice in which star wars DVDs are used as bait to capture nerds
smoking takes years off your life...and it's not the years at the end, either, it's the years at the beginning. if you smoke, you will have never been born
well, the joke will be on you in twenty years when i get a temp job and start my web comic no it won't
you can't just take my report and put your name on it! you didn't even change the font! well, they told me i couldn't eat m+ms for breakfast, but here i am with my m+ms
hey! HEY! CAN YOU RUIN THAT BEAT WITH SOME CARTOON SAMPLES PLEASE
well, son, your turtle went to live with your aunt jane i don't have an aunt jane looks like you learned two important things today
dad did you hear my new album no. where is it i recorded it on this old earthworm i found. here.
tonight's special guest is frank black. together, we're going to show you how to make trompe le monde...on...THE OHIO CHEF!
encumbered by the rules of society or not, you can't wear rave pants to an interview
we're going to have to make this "inter-net" more stable, boss nonsense! who would want to use a computer every day?
no...you might live here, but you can't be my son. your head is tiny.
what? you're going around telling people you're vegan?! you couldn't restrict your diet if you were locked in a vegan bakery
THE TRIALS OF JOB DAVE! Watch as Dave endures biblical horror...for a chance at FIVE THOUSAND DOLLARS!!! 8:30 PM, channel 2718 man, i can't believe my cattle and wife died, and then i got boils all over
ASK ME ABOUT SOCIAL ANXIETY
MAKE MONEY FROM HOME! Pyramid scheme Counterfeiting TV/VCR theft
Toothpaste For Dinner archives (by month):
2010: jan . : . feb . : . mar
2009: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2008: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2007: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2006: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2005: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2004: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2010: jan . : . feb . : . mar
2009: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2008: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2007: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2006: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2005: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2004: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec