Superpoop: 2014
Toothpaste For Dinner archives (by month):

2014: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep
2013: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2012: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2005: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2004: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
 

Toothpaste For Dinner comic: santa cant bring you * Text: 

well, santa can't bring you any ho-ho-health insurance this year...how about a toy truck, and tax breaks for millionaires!!!
03-31-06

santa cant bring you

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: my musical dream * Text: 

MY MUSICAL DREAM


we robbed the world


we robbed the chill-ren


to assemble a chorus of rappers and record a benefit album called
03-30-06

my musical dream

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: monologue * Text: 

and of course everyone WALKS AWAY just as i get to the most important part of my monologue
03-29-06

monologue

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: fats and oils * Text: 

FATS + OILS
03-28-06

fats and oils

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: anything nice * Text: 

if you don't have anything nice to say, then say it on the internet
03-27-06

anything nice

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: christmas party * Text: 

well, here's some good news, guys - i just got off the phone with guinness and they say that this is the worst christmas party ever
03-26-06

christmas party

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: cant touch * Text: 

DID YOU KNOW?!:


you can look, but you can't touch
03-25-06

cant touch

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: the lego room * Text: 

and here is the lego room. this is where the magic happens
03-24-06

the lego room

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: rap crossing * Text: 

CAUTION: RAP CROSSING
03-23-06

rap crossing

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: jesus christ will you leave my office * Text: 

thanks, that one was
03-22-06

jesus christ will you leave my office

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: fifth day * Text: 

yeah, i'm a fifth-day adventist


really? what's that like


it's pretty normal...except for thursday
03-21-06

fifth day

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: its not even christmas at all * Text: 

...a very Merry Christmas!


sorry how i always stare at you on the subway
03-20-06

its not even christmas at all

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: click here to take test * Text: 

you are...FAT HEADED GUY! your eyes are further apart than the average lopsided-head guy.


WHICH LOPSIDED-HEAD GUY ARE YOU? CLICK HERE TO TAKE TEST
03-19-06

click here to take test

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: everybigfoot counts * Text: 

just because i can't walk on my hind legs doesn't make me any less able to eat your face off like any other yeti
03-18-06

everybigfoot counts

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: culture clash * Text: 

the united kingdom vs. the united states:


CULTURE CLASH!!!


i'll learn how to play cricket if you'll learn how to drink watered down beer


DEAL
03-17-06

culture clash

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: ah love mair ca * Text: 

GOD BLESS AMERICA*


ah love mair'ca THESE COLORS DON'T RUN


*translation:
03-16-06

ah love mair ca

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: just like a movie * Text: 

hey, that story was just like a movie, man! i didn't care about any of the characters, and i wanted to leave before it was even halfway finished
03-15-06

just like a movie

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: gay atheist liberals * Text: 

knock knock


who's there


gay atheist liberals


gay atheist liberals who


gay atheist liberals, we're here to abort your baby
03-14-06

gay atheist liberals

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: buy a guitar * Text: 

when your mom told you that you'd impress girls if you knew how to play a musical instrument, she was trying to tell you to buy a guitar
03-13-06

buy a guitar

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: real * Text: 

YES, THEY'RE REAL
03-12-06

real

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: every wednesday me and the worm used to go down to the techno club * Text: 

techno time techno time techno time tech-tech-tech techno time
03-11-06

every wednesday me and the worm used to go down to the techno club

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: suicide * Text: 

hej sven...try to put al flavors in yor cup at once


FUN FACT: the scandanavian countries, despite being among the richest and most developed countries in the world, have an above-average suicide rate, thought to be linked to variations in natural light
03-10-06

suicide

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: news from apple * Text: 

News from Apple!!!


- new ipod, more features


- new laptop, works better


- new peripherals, connect them to your computer
03-09-06

news from apple

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: internet fantasy * Text: 

INTERNET FANTASY


yes! i just won that argument! everyone on this message board totally likes me now!


INTERNET FACT


hey, uh, it looks like...are those skidmarks on your chair?!
03-08-06

internet fantasy

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: belle and sebastian * Text: 

and then, i stopped abruptly and realized: it's more like BELLE AND SUCKBASTIAN
03-07-06

belle and sebastian

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: this is what it looks like * Text: 

so i got a tattoo on saturday


oh yeah? what's it look like?


Morningstar Farms Meatless Corndogs


THIS IS WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE
03-06-06

this is what it looks like

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: count em while you can * Text: 

man ah love numbers, man, number five is my favorite


NUMBERS


COUNT EM....WHILE YOU CAN!
03-05-06

count em while you can

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: golden brown french fries * Text: 

find out why we are here. learn about the meaning of life and love. eat delicious, golden brown french fries. contact the church of fryintology for more details.
03-04-06

golden brown french fries

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: oh god no * Text: 

push button


oh god no the flames


NOOOOOOO THE FLAME
03-03-06

oh god no

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: no x box * Text: 

well, no, we didn't have x-box when i was a kid...but you could have a finger or two ripped off by farm equipment if you got bored
03-02-06

no x box

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: youngggggggg peeeeooooople * Text: 

YOUNGGGG PEEEOPLE


as a teenager, i used to drive around in the nice neighborhoods in town with my friends, and we would yell
03-01-06

youngggggggg peeeeooooople

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Toothpaste For Dinner archives (by month):

2014: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep
2013: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2012: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2005: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2004: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec