Toothpaste For Dinner archives (by month):
2010: jan . : . feb . : . mar
2009: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2008: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2007: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2006: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2005: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2004: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2010: jan . : . feb . : . mar
2009: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2008: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2007: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2006: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2005: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
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well, santa can't bring you any ho-ho-health insurance this year...how about a toy truck, and tax breaks for millionaires!!!
MY MUSICAL DREAM we robbed the world we robbed the chill-ren to assemble a chorus of rappers and record a benefit album called "we robbed the world"
and of course everyone WALKS AWAY just as i get to the most important part of my monologue
FATS + OILS "use sparingly"
if you don't have anything nice to say, then say it on the internet
well, here's some good news, guys - i just got off the phone with guinness and they say that this is the worst christmas party ever
DID YOU KNOW?!: you can look, but you can't touch
and here is the lego room. this is where the magic happens
CAUTION: RAP CROSSING
thanks, that one was "get out of my office so i can get some work done"...this next one is called "seriously, stop telling me about sports and leave"
yeah, i'm a fifth-day adventist really? what's that like it's pretty normal...except for thursday
...a very Merry Christmas! sorry how i always stare at you on the subway
you are...FAT HEADED GUY! your eyes are further apart than the average lopsided-head guy. WHICH LOPSIDED-HEAD GUY ARE YOU? CLICK HERE TO TAKE TEST
just because i can't walk on my hind legs doesn't make me any less able to eat your face off like any other yeti
the united kingdom vs. the united states: CULTURE CLASH!!! i'll learn how to play cricket if you'll learn how to drink watered down beer DEAL
GOD BLESS AMERICA* ah love mair'ca THESE COLORS DON'T RUN *translation: "god bless america, except for south america, central america, mexico, or those commie sum bitches in canada"
hey, that story was just like a movie, man! i didn't care about any of the characters, and i wanted to leave before it was even halfway finished
knock knock who's there gay atheist liberals gay atheist liberals who gay atheist liberals, we're here to abort your baby
when your mom told you that you'd impress girls if you knew how to play a musical instrument, she was trying to tell you to buy a guitar
YES, THEY'RE REAL
techno time techno time techno time tech-tech-tech techno time
hej sven...try to put al flavors in yor cup at once FUN FACT: the scandanavian countries, despite being among the richest and most developed countries in the world, have an above-average suicide rate, thought to be linked to variations in natural light
News from Apple!!! - new ipod, more features - new laptop, works better - new peripherals, connect them to your computer
INTERNET FANTASY yes! i just won that argument! everyone on this message board totally likes me now! INTERNET FACT hey, uh, it looks like...are those skidmarks on your chair?!
and then, i stopped abruptly and realized: it's more like BELLE AND SUCKBASTIAN
so i got a tattoo on saturday oh yeah? what's it look like? Morningstar Farms Meatless Corndogs THIS IS WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE
man ah love numbers, man, number five is my favorite NUMBERS COUNT EM....WHILE YOU CAN!
find out why we are here. learn about the meaning of life and love. eat delicious, golden brown french fries. contact the church of fryintology for more details.
push button oh god no the flames NOOOOOOO THE FLAME
well, no, we didn't have x-box when i was a kid...but you could have a finger or two ripped off by farm equipment if you got bored
YOUNGGGG PEEEOPLE as a teenager, i used to drive around in the nice neighborhoods in town with my friends, and we would yell "OLD PEOPLE!!!" at anyone older than us i plan to repay this karmic debt by driving around after i retire, yelling "YOUNG PEOPLE" at everyone i see
Toothpaste For Dinner archives (by month):
2010: jan . : . feb . : . mar
2009: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2008: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2007: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2006: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2005: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2004: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2010: jan . : . feb . : . mar
2009: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2008: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2007: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2006: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2005: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2004: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec