Superpoop: 2014
Toothpaste For Dinner archives (by month):

2014: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul
2013: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2012: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2005: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2004: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
 

Toothpaste For Dinner comic: keep your tires inflated * Text: 

a full tire is a happy tire. KEEP YOUR TIRES INFLATED
06-30-06

keep your tires inflated
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: new comic * Text: 

dad, your new comic isn't as good as this one
06-28-06

new comic
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: horrible dream * Text: 

i had a horrible dream last night


what was it about


well, it was exactly like real life, only i had darker hair
06-27-06

horrible dream
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: cocoa gland * Text: 

the cocoa gland feeds directly into the cow's third stomach, and in the fourth stomach, the mixture is frothed and chilled


and that's why i don't buy you any
06-26-06

cocoa gland
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: making out * Text: 

okay, so, hypothetical situation: would you rather be making out at work, or home, but not making out
06-25-06

making out
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: emo danger * Text: 

EMO


DANGER


NEXT 22 MILES
06-24-06

emo danger
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: eroti corn * Text: 

EROTIC CANDY CORN FOR ALL OCCASIONS


614-EROTICORN
06-23-06

eroti corn
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: rap movies * Text: 

let's see...looks like this one is about snoop dogg and dr. dre working at a car wash


FUN FACT: any movie starring any rapper, no matter how bad, is better than WATCHING GOD DAMN STAR WARS AGAIN
06-22-06

rap movies
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: totally cres * Text: 

hey man, what's up? you need anything loosened? or tightened? i mean, any size, small, or large


well... no, not really
06-21-06

totally cres
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: temps down * Text: 

middle managers up, temps down! you heard?!
06-20-06

temps down
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: summer festival schedule * Text: 

SHOW SCHEDULE


1pm 2pm 3pm 4pm 5pm 6pm 7pm 8pm


MAIN STAGE


SECOND STAGE


THIRD STAGE


PAVILION


GAZEBO


TENT


PARKING LOT


all the bands you want to see
06-19-06

summer festival schedule
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: you dont want all that food * Text: 

DON'T KILL YOURSELF


who will eat your dinner if you do
06-18-06

you dont want all that food
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: ball pit * Text: 

what's that? you're mad abour your health benefits being cut? well, why don't you go to the ball pit out back and take out some of your frustration!
06-17-06

ball pit
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: no snakes * Text: 

EVERY NEWS SHOW


i'm from the zoo. here, hold this snake


NO. NO SNAKES. okay i'll hold it
06-16-06

no snakes
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: pit maneuver * Text: 

so, drew, i can't help but notice that on my way to work this morning, you drove into the side of my car and spun me out into a ditch


yeah, dude, that's called a pit maneuver


don't thank me...thank C.O.P.S.
06-15-06

pit maneuver
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: my legs await me in paradise * Text: 

what happened to your legs?!


YOU'RE IN THE NO-SHIN ZONE NOW HIPPIE!!!
06-14-06

my legs await me in paradise
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: assdock * Text: 

ASSDOCK


transport crap to your iPod, directly from your ass


dirt-button interface adapter


USB/FW/turds compatible


Poop
06-13-06

assdock
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: brains give you bad ideas * Text: 

hey. HEY. i have a great idea! why don't you wake up, make some coffee, and drop a full mug of it down the stairs, ruining everything in your house!


snozzzz that sounds like a great idea thanks
06-12-06

brains give you bad ideas
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: no more internet jpgs * Text: 

GUILTY:


1 count, aggravated emo


1 count, internet


Sentenced to: no more internet .jpgs
06-11-06

no more internet jpgs
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: myspace rappers * Text: 

CURRENT MOOD:


listenin-a myspace rappers
06-10-06

myspace rappers
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: job requirements * Text: 

JOB REQUIREMENTS:


- 3+ yrs experience


- BS/BA, MBA preferred


- Must be able/willing to violate ethical standards in exchange for pathetically small check
06-09-06

job requirements
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: fleshlight * Text: 

why wouldn't i like wednesday?


well, wednesday is your day in the fleshlight
06-08-06

fleshlight
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: combination campaign finance reform * Text: 

COMBINATION HOWARD DEAN-RALPH NADER FUNDRAISER


current funds raised: $11 (0% of $5.8MM)


howard we needed those eleven dollars to eat lunch why did you donate them
06-07-06

combination campaign finance reform
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: whats better than a cookie * Text: 

hey, do you want a cookie?


no thanks


come on, what's better than cookies?


not being diabetic
06-06-06

whats better than a cookie
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: what i hate * Text: 

do you know what i hate?


no
06-05-06

what i hate
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: wingdingers * Text: 

your teacher just called. she says you're getting an Fon your term paper unless you print it in a font that's not wingdings
06-04-06

wingdingers
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: salt water * Text: 

hey, man... listen... i know you're a salt water kind of guy, but when you make coffee, can you use fresh water from now on?
06-03-06

salt water
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: reginald * Text: 

REGINALD
06-02-06

reginald
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: p al m pi lo t * Text: 

PALM PILOT Address book


You have 1 friend!


Tom
06-01-06

p al m pi lo t
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Toothpaste For Dinner archives (by month):

2014: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul
2013: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2012: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2005: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2004: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec