Toothpaste For Dinner archives (by month):
2010: jan . : . feb . : . mar
2009: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2008: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2007: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2006: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2005: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2004: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2010: jan . : . feb . : . mar
2009: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2008: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2007: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2006: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2005: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2004: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
"EAT YOUR WONDERFUL FACE OFF" BIGFOOT PROM 2005
ITEM #52403211780: crappy dog (pug dogs poop NR) dog craps everywhere. comes w/ 4 legs, tail. SOLD AS-IS. no reserve
a1 b1 c1 a2 b2 c2 a3 b3 c3 WELCOME.....TO THE MATRIX!!!!!!
wehhhh wehhh wehhh MR ACCORDION the human accordion
CREANUTS!!! get your fresh, hot, crappy peanuts! creanuts!
YES and it seems that with 91% of precincts reporting, the new president of the united states is the democratic party's candidate, "COMBINATION HOWARD DEAN - RALPH NADER"
and you STAY in that corner, young man, until you agree that youthful idealism is a BAD IDEA
well, when you're an adult like me, then you can use the blender to make your own ravioli smoothie
ummmmMMMM, you grew an extra arm, i'm telling no. DON'T TELL MOM OR I WILL KILL YOU
this secret code was handed down to me by my father, and now i shall hand it down to you repeat after me: up up down down, left right left right
TAKE OFF YOUR SHOES i hate the sound they make when you walk
MISSED CONNECTIONS: you: giving out candy me: vampire face paint and cape you gave me old lady candy. would like to meet up again and exchange your sugar-free lozenge for something edible. BOX #238
FUN FACT: you are fired
excuse me, i need to speak with the manager uh, i am the manager, what do you need to speak with me about you're doing an excellent job. keep it up
hello. can you tell me the way to carry the sleigh. i'll transfer you to the horse department. please hold
if my calculations are correct, it seems that you will never ever go to the prom
this is the talking scarf. no one may speak unless they are wearing the talking scarf. can i have the - NO TALKING WITHOUT THE TALKING SCARF
hello there, child i am sushi - cool looking but not as good as regular food
FUN FACT: the surprise ending to a movie YOU JUST RUINED THE REST OF MY LIFE
FedEx "i'll just leave this box here in the rain"
KNOW YOUR BODY TYPE pear apple banana grapes
wh... what? but... i have a necktie cape! A CAPE OF NECKTIES!! WELL, YOU CAN'T KICK ME OUT OF THE DRAMA CLUB!! BECAUSE I QUIT ALREADY!! BECAUSE YOU GUYS SUCK
yeah, this weekend was pretty good, i just flew around a little and crapped on stuff
well, i don't care...your mother and i didn't have a son so he could stand around and not play the keytar
GOOD POSTURE it's its own reward
-+-+- INCOMING TRANSMISSION -+-+- ORDERING CHINESE FOR LUNCH STOP WHAT DO YOU WANT STOP END OF TRANSMISSION
PUZZLER: find the grad student!
da-na-na-na, da-na-na, da-na-na-na, da-na-na coming may 2006 to arcades across america...it's...CHICKEN DANCE DANCE REVOLUTION!!!
this room is FRIENDS ONLY comment to come inside
well, mr. sasquatch, what skills do you have which you feel would be an asset to the company i am familiar with microsoft office, have extensive experience in filing and documentation, and if you hire me i won't eat your face off
i'll give you ten bucks if you just leave those forceps in there deal
Toothpaste For Dinner archives (by month):
2010: jan . : . feb . : . mar
2009: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2008: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2007: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2006: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2005: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2004: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2010: jan . : . feb . : . mar
2009: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2008: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2007: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2006: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2005: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2004: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec