Crudbump: Rap & Beats
Toothpaste For Dinner archives (by month):

2014: jan : feb : mar : apr
2013: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2012: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2005: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2004: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
 

Toothpaste For Dinner comic: eat your wonderful face * Text:
01-31-06

eat your wonderful face
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: crappy dog pug dogs poop NR * Text: 

ITEM #52403211780: crappy dog (pug dogs poop NR)


dog craps everywhere. comes w/ 4 legs, tail. SOLD AS-IS. no reserve
01-30-06

crappy dog pug dogs poop NR
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: welcome to the matrix * Text: 

a1 b1 c1


a2 b2 c2


a3 b3 c3


WELCOME.....TO THE MATRIX!!!!!!
01-29-06

welcome to the matrix
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: mr accordion * Text: 

wehhhh


wehhh


wehhh


MR ACCORDION


the human accordion
01-28-06

mr accordion
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: creanuts * Text: 

CREANUTS!!! get your fresh, hot, crappy peanuts! creanuts!
01-27-06

creanuts
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: combination * Text: 

YES


and it seems that with 91% of precincts reporting, the new president of the united states is the democratic party's candidate,
01-26-06

combination
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: youthful idealism * Text: 

and you STAY in that corner, young man, until you agree that youthful idealism is a BAD IDEA
01-25-06

youthful idealism
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: you can use the blender * Text: 

well, when you're an adult like me, then you can use the blender to make your own ravioli smoothie
01-24-06

you can use the blender
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: ummmmMMMM * Text: 

ummmmMMMM, you grew an extra arm, i'm telling


no. DON'T TELL MOM OR I WILL KILL YOU
01-23-06

ummmmMMMM
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: secret code * Text: 

this secret code was handed down to me by my father, and now i shall hand it down to you


repeat after me:


up up down down, left right left right
01-22-06

secret code
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: take off your shoes * Text: 

TAKE OFF YOUR SHOES


i hate the sound they make when you walk
01-21-06

take off your shoes
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: old lady candy * Text: 

MISSED CONNECTIONS:


you: giving out candy


me: vampire face paint and cape


you gave me old lady candy. would like to meet up again and exchange your sugar-free lozenge for something edible. BOX #238
01-20-06

old lady candy
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: office fun fact * Text: 

FUN FACT:


you are fired
01-19-06

office fun fact
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: this never ever happens in real life * Text: 

excuse me, i need to speak with the manager


uh, i am the manager, what do you need to speak with me about


you're doing an excellent job. keep it up
01-18-06

this never ever happens in real life
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: tell me the way * Text: 

hello. can you tell me the way to carry the sleigh.


i'll transfer you to the horse department. please hold
01-17-06

tell me the way
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: never ever * Text: 

if my calculations are correct, it seems that you will never ever go to the prom
01-16-06

never ever
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: talking scarf * Text: 

this is the talking scarf. no one may speak unless they are wearing the talking scarf.


can i have the -


NO TALKING WITHOUT THE TALKING SCARF
01-15-06

talking scarf
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: sushi * Text: 

hello there, child


i am sushi - cool looking but not as good as regular food
01-14-06

sushi
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: surprise ending * Text: 

FUN FACT: the surprise ending to a movie


YOU JUST RUINED THE REST OF MY LIFE
01-13-06

surprise ending
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: leave this box here * Text: 

FedEx
01-12-06

leave this box here
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: know your body type * Text: 

KNOW YOUR BODY TYPE


pear


apple


banana


grapes
01-11-06

know your body type
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: necktie cape * Text: 

wh... what? but... i have a necktie cape! A CAPE OF NECKTIES!!


WELL, YOU CAN'T KICK ME OUT OF THE DRAMA CLUB!! BECAUSE I QUIT ALREADY!! BECAUSE YOU GUYS SUCK
01-10-06

necktie cape
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: flew around a little * Text: 

yeah, this weekend was pretty good, i just flew around a little and crapped on stuff
01-09-06

flew around a little
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: keytar * Text: 

well, i don't care...your mother and i didn't have a son so he could stand around and not play the keytar
01-08-06

keytar
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: good posture * Text: 

GOOD POSTURE


it's its own reward
01-07-06

good posture
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: incoming transmission * Text: 

-+-+- INCOMING TRANSMISSION -+-+-


ORDERING CHINESE FOR LUNCH STOP WHAT DO YOU WANT STOP END OF TRANSMISSION
01-06-06

incoming transmission
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: find the grad student * Text: 

PUZZLER: find the grad student!
01-05-06

find the grad student
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: chicken dance * Text: 

da-na-na-na, da-na-na, da-na-na-na, da-na-na


coming may 2006 to arcades across america...it's...CHICKEN DANCE DANCE REVOLUTION!!!
01-04-06

chicken dance
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: friends only * Text: 

this room is FRIENDS ONLY


comment to come inside
01-03-06

friends only
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: bigfoot job skills * Text: 

well, mr. sasquatch, what skills do you have which you feel would be an asset to the company


i am familiar with microsoft office, have extensive experience in filing and documentation, and if you hire me i won't eat your face off
01-02-06

bigfoot job skills
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: a bet i could not refuse * Text: 

i'll give you ten bucks if you just leave those forceps in there


deal
01-01-06

a bet i could not refuse
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Toothpaste For Dinner archives (by month):

2014: jan : feb : mar : apr
2013: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2012: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2005: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2004: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec