Superpoop: 2014
Toothpaste For Dinner archives (by month):

2014: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2013: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2012: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2005: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2004: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
 

Toothpaste For Dinner comic: the babysitters basement * Text: 

hell is not fire or sulfur or chains


it is the babysitter's basement, full of board games that all have missing pieces, and no one there to play them with, even if you could
02-28-06

the babysitters basement

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: sale in the chav department * Text: 

helllloooo, i'm hooooome


they had a big sale in the chav department so i stocked up, do you like it?


wait, no, i should say, EH WHATCHA FINK ABOUT DIS!!
02-27-06

sale in the chav department

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: pork humper * Text: 

god damned pork humper


FUN FACT:


while i did not compose the startup sound of the macintosh, i did create the characteristic sound of me deleting important files,
02-26-06

pork humper

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: good posture * Text: 

GOOD POSTURE


it's its own reward
02-25-06

good posture

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: creepy boyfriend * Text: 

CREEPY BOYFRIEND INC.


no emails left unread! no cell phone bill left unexamined! NO UNDERWEAR LEFT UNSNIFFED
02-24-06

creepy boyfriend

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: otis crunkmeyer * Text: 

OTIS CRUNKMEYER MUFFINS


muffinz in a bag. RAP MUFFINZ.
02-23-06

otis crunkmeyer

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: must be on drugs * Text: 

well, son, you don't seem interested in reading classic literature or studying european history...


the obvious conclusion is that you must be on drugs
02-22-06

must be on drugs

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: cold hard embrace * Text: 

hello laptop. as a member of this house you will quickly get accustomed to the cold, hard embrace of the floor
02-21-06

cold hard embrace

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: burnt chicken * Text: 

FUN FACT:


burnt chicken is closely related to cooked chicken, but it is cooked longer, at a higher temperature
02-20-06

burnt chicken

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: bulldozer * Text: 

finally, a bulldozer i can afford!!!


this is the worst bulldozer ever made
02-19-06

bulldozer

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: 14000 americans * Text: 

SURVEY: 14,000 americans were polled to find their opinion


64% - yes


36% - no
02-18-06

14000 americans

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: shooting my way out of bennigans * Text: 

computers? you like COMPUTERS?! kid, when i was your age, i was already shooting my way out of bennigan's
02-17-06

shooting my way out of bennigans

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: the dictionary * Text: 

whoa


yeah, i spent two years typing up all the words that exist, and then i made it into a book


i call it
02-16-06

the dictionary

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: the least comfortable shoes * Text: 

THE LEAST COMFORTABLE SHOES


full of spikes and sandpaper


one size fits all


got blisters just from buying them
02-15-06

the least comfortable shoes

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: walk signal * Text: 

PUSH BUTT FOR WALK SIGNAL
02-14-06

walk signal

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: who am i * Text: 

WHO AM I


i want something special, but i don't want to pay any extra and i want it RIGHT NOW WHY ISN'T IT READY YET


ANSWER: half the customers at every coffeeshop and fast food place
02-13-06

who am i

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: read this ok * Text: 

STOP PEEING ON THE FLOOR


read this ok
02-12-06

read this ok

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: oh god * Text: 

oh god how did i get here i am not good with driving
02-11-06

oh god

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: old pants * Text: 

ain't nothin wrong with OLD PANTS


ol' pants held up by a rope, ol' pants
02-10-06

old pants

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: see you at the roundabout * Text: 

pour out a little bangerz + mash for my fallen u.k. homies


R.I.P. B.R.I.T.S.
02-09-06

see you at the roundabout

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: ocd * Text: 

o.c.d. rules everything around me


spray some lysol, disinfect the walls yo
02-08-06

ocd

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: my face * Text: 

MY FACE IS DOWN HERE
02-07-06

my face

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: cryabetes * Text: 

boo hoo hoo hoo


looks like SOMEONE has cryabetes


do you need a lancet, little cryabetic? how about a urine test strip for sadness??
02-06-06

cryabetes

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: marital arts * Text: 

after years of training, i finally received my black belt in marital arts


can you do the dishes tonight


they are already done!


the lawn needs mowing


did it this morning


what do you want for dinner


i want to go eat fondue and i have already made reservations! YOU CAN NOT STOP MY MARRIAGE STYLE
02-05-06

marital arts

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: do you even work here * Text: 

after work? well, i'll probably grab some dinner and get some work done on my manifesto
02-04-06

do you even work here

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: the grand tour * Text: 

here, let me give you the grand tour...this room is full of bookcases and boxes


down the hall is a bedroom, that one is full of old clothes and linens


to your left is a closet, don't open it, it is completely full of papers
02-03-06

the grand tour

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: robie the robotic banker * Text: 

oh, robie the robotic banker, what coins won't you eat
02-02-06

robie the robotic banker

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: no personal checks * Text: 

i clearly remember telling you: cash or money order only. NO PERSONAL CHECKS DAD
02-01-06

no personal checks

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Toothpaste For Dinner archives (by month):

2014: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2013: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2012: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2005: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2004: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec