Superpoop: 2014
Toothpaste For Dinner archives (by month):

2014: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul
2013: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2012: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2005: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2004: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
 

Toothpaste For Dinner comic: same three words * Text: 

sometimes people ask me,
09-30-05

same three words
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: ooooooooooooooooooooooooooo * Text: 

ooooOOoOooOoooOOOOOOoooo


FUN FACT:


nobody actually likes panflute music, but most people assume it must be calming for everyone else
09-29-05

ooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: ol dunderhead * Text: 

well, what do you see as your most negative quality


whenever i mess something up, i get real sad and i grind the palm of my hand into my forehead and call myself
09-28-05

ol dunderhead
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: like crussel sprouts * Text: 

do you want anything from the burger place


no thanks, i'm a cregitarian


i only eat crappy vegetables
09-27-05

like crussel sprouts
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: optical illusion * Text: 

OPTICAL ILLUSION:


how many fingers am i holding up
09-26-05

optical illusion
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: married to the sea * Text: 

lots of people want to be married to the sea


no one wants to have marital relations with the sea
09-25-05

married to the sea
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: original dangster * Text: 

daaaaang


O.D. (ORIGINAL DANGSTER)
09-24-05

original dangster
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: my wife * Text: 

i wish my car was this dirty
09-23-05

my wife
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: one sixteenth * Text: 

my great-great grandfather was a native american, which means that when i see someone litter, i shed one-sixteenth of a tear
09-22-05

one sixteenth
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: someone with a different opinion * Text: 

yes, hello, is this the police? i need a squad car dispatched immediately


my emergency is that i was just on the internet, and there was someone on it with a different opinion! ARREST THIS MAN IMMEDIATELY, HIS BEHAVIOR CAN NOT BE ALLOWED TO PERSIST!!!
09-21-05

someone with a different opinion
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: welcome to college * Text: 

welcome to the presidential suite


WELCOME TO COLLEGE


it's like a special version of real life that has trash just sort of laying around everywhere
09-20-05

welcome to college
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: tribal tattoo * Text: 

this halloween i am dressing up as a poorly-done tribal tattoo


DON'T STEAL MY IDEA
09-19-05

tribal tattoo
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: spellacopter * Text: 

in middle school, i was known by all the other regional spelling bee contestants as
09-18-05

spellacopter
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: how is my data entry * Text: 

HOW IS MY DATA ENTRY DESK #QR739


CALL 1-800-MIN-WAGE
09-17-05

how is my data entry
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: jesse jackson * Text: 

FUN FACT:


jesse jackson
09-16-05

jesse jackson
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: how i paid my way through college * Text: 

hey, you wanna play scrabble


well, i am not really that great at scrabble, but sure, i'll play


let's make it interesting, how about a buck a point


hustling scrabble:


how i paid my way through college
09-15-05

how i paid my way through college
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: how i always answer my phone * Text: 

hi, you've reached my car phone, i'm not in my car right now so please leave a message
09-14-05

how i always answer my phone
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: hipster party * Text: 

WOOOOOOO!!! let's get this hipster party started!! let's bust out the imported beer and start condescendin' and name droppin'!!
09-13-05

hipster party
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: flap flap flap * Text: 

could get my hands on that


8/9/06


SEAL oct. 9, 2002


flap flap flap.


8/9/06


someguy


omg that jpeg is hot
09-12-05

flap flap flap
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: hate o tron * Text: 

the new HATE-O-TRON channels the hatred of fundamentalists, the greed of CEOs, the avarice of rappers, and the sheer maliciousness of children and cats


i guess my next invention will have to turn all that hate into electricity or pies or rainbows or something
09-11-05

hate o tron
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: crappers delight * Text: 

have you ever gone over to a friend's house and the toilet is just no good


what


CRAPPER'S DELIGHT
09-10-05

crappers delight
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: computer chip * Text: 

beep beedeep beep beep


beep beep


FUN FACT:


all babies born after 1972 in the united states were implanted with computer chips to allow the government to track them throughout their entire lives


it's in your left arm, you can just take it out. dig in there and get it. GET IT OUT
09-09-05

computer chip
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: dogs offer many services * Text: 

DOGS


- offer a variety of pee-commerce solutions


- implement a rugged pee-business infrastructure


- will sell your unwanted collectables on peebay


- urinate on the floor
09-08-05

dogs offer many services
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: depressed teenager * Text: 

HOW TO CURE A DEPRESSED TEENAGER


what? you only got a 3.5 GPA? you are grounded for the entire summer
09-07-05

depressed teenager
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: attention deficit * Text: 

having attention deficit problems is not too bad. i have learned to work around the


whooooossshhhh tornados are wickeddddd UH OH
09-06-05

attention deficit
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: fantasy cocktail league season 5 * Text: 

FANTASY COCKTAIL LEAGUE: SEASON 5


the
09-05-05

fantasy cocktail league season 5
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: coworker joke trading * Text: 

ha ha, that one was great...okay, i got one for you


okay, so jeff goldblum walks into a bar. the bartender says, what do you want. jeff goldblum says, i'll have a OH HOLY CHRIST I AM TURNING INTO A GIANT FLY
09-04-05

coworker joke trading
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: beige * Text: 

THIS DAY IN HISTORY:


on this day in 1884, the color beige was invented, and marked the first time that a color had been specifically designed to crush a man's soul
09-03-05

beige
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: at the guitar store * Text: 

thank you! that one was called
09-02-05

at the guitar store
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: inaction figures * Text: 

hey jim do you want to have an adventure? yeah me neither let's sit inside and watch tv


though they seemed harmless at the time, my parents later regretted buying me a complete set of inaction figures
09-01-05

inaction figures
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Toothpaste For Dinner archives (by month):

2014: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul
2013: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2012: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2005: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2004: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec