Superpoop: 2014
Toothpaste For Dinner archives (by month):

2014: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep
2013: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2012: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2005: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2004: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
 

Toothpaste For Dinner comic: dinosaurs * Text: 

why did all the dinosaurs die? well, most scientists think it's because you need to clean up your room
11-30-05

dinosaurs

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: croga * Text: 

CROGA. n. crappy yoga


drinkarunga. standing up, drinking coffee


chair salutation. sitting in a chair


not going to yoga class
11-29-05

croga

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: chris tucker torture * Text: 

settle down right now, or i'm going to handcuff you to chris tucker and make you ride in a car with him and you can argue about what radio station to listen to
11-28-05

chris tucker torture

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: breakfast chat * Text: 

> let's get some breakfast


how about the ROFL HOUSE
11-27-05

breakfast chat

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: current mood * Text: 

CURRENT MOOD: RAP


CURRENT MUSIC: RAP
11-26-05

current mood

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: shower curtain * Text: 

yes hello i need a replacement shower curtain


which color do you want. choose from green, beige, or the
11-25-05

shower curtain

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: ultra dj 4000 * Text: 

the ultra-dj 4000 allows me to play music from four ipods simultaneously


the middle knob applies hair gel
11-24-05

ultra dj 4000

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: underground rappin * Text: 

underground rappin'


see my dog crappin'


one two, one two
11-23-05

underground rappin

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: neckhole * Text: 

neckhole talkin'


now you're talkin'
11-22-05

neckhole

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: the worlds sorrows * Text: 

wait!!! don't open that jar, it contains the world's sorrows!!


BUT IT WAS TOO LATE AND IT TOOK LIKE AN HOUR TO CLEAN IT UP
11-21-05

the worlds sorrows

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: one day * Text: 

one day, all of these crappy broken toys will be yours
11-20-05

one day

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: that picture is so old * Text: 

that picture is so old, benjamin franklin saw it and was like
11-19-05

that picture is so old

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: special victims court * Text: 

your honor, i have an objection...i specifically asked to be prosecuted by ice-t, or at the very least, by another member of the special victims unit
11-18-05

special victims court

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: solitary jackabellum * Text: 

the part of the brain responsible for obsessively collecting and organizing pornography is known as the
11-17-05

solitary jackabellum

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: if your liver dont hurt * Text: 

if your liver don't hurt, it's not dessert
11-16-05

if your liver dont hurt

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: slumpin * Text: 

where did you learn to slump like that


you! i learned it from watching you, okay
11-15-05

slumpin

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: sausage and eggs * Text: 

well, no, i'm not satisfied with this


i remember telling you specifically that all press photos of me were to be taken only while i was in the act of eating sausage and eggs
11-14-05

sausage and eggs

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: missed connections * Text: 

MISSED CONNECTIONS


you: visiting my lab


me: lab coat


saw you in my lab the other day.
11-13-05

missed connections

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: hipster trap * Text: 

whoa, is that a decembrists album over there


HIPSTER TRAP!!!
11-12-05

hipster trap

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: if you can read this * Text: 

IF YOU CAN READ THIS MY APRON FELL OFF
11-11-05

if you can read this

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: homework is just a theory * Text: 

well, my dad says homework is just a theory and shouldn't be taught in school, so that makes us even
11-10-05

homework is just a theory

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: got the crowd started * Text: 

what did you do last weekend


i got the crowd started on some yes yes y'all, to the beat y'all, leave work early and put down eight y'all, steal some office supplies and make a scotch tape ball
11-09-05

got the crowd started

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: god is my coworker * Text: 

you got exactly one more minute of internet before you go to hell automatically


GOD IS MY CO-WORKER
11-08-05

god is my coworker

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: camera phones * Text: 

thank god for camera phones, without which we would be entirely unable to document our modern existence
11-07-05

camera phones

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: food network * Text: 

hello is this the food network


yes, hello. can you please transfer me to the egg roll department.
11-06-05

food network

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: rap face * Text: 

RAP FACE


got my damn rap face on
11-05-05

rap face

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: around the corner * Text: 

and here, around the corner, fudge is made
11-04-05

around the corner

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: ready set worry * Text: 

okay, ready... set... WORRY ABOUT THE AVAILABILITY AND PRICE OF ENERGY AND ITS EFFECTS ON THE GLOBAL ECONOMY!!!
11-03-05

ready set worry

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: multiple france * Text: 

this is my daughter frances


well, hello there, multiple france, how are you doing
11-02-05

multiple france

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: my dad can beat * Text: 

my dad can beat up your dad


my dad is dead


VICTORY BY DEFAULT!!!
11-01-05

my dad can beat

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Toothpaste For Dinner archives (by month):

2014: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep
2013: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2012: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2005: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2004: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec