Superpoop: 2014
Toothpaste For Dinner archives (by month):

2014: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov
2013: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2012: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2005: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2004: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
 

Toothpaste For Dinner comic: neon signs * Text: 

FUN FACT: did you know that
03-31-05

neon signs

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: hamster niche videos * Text: 

no way dude, this video is just four hours of women stomping on ground beef


well, i'm paying, and i'm not getting this


i don't mind that my hamster likes pornos, but he is always trying to get me to rent the weird niche videos
03-30-05

hamster niche videos

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: to insure putting down more than fifty cents * Text: 

FUN FACT: the term
03-29-05

to insure putting down more than fifty cents

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: before the meeting tomorrow * Text: 

i'm gonna need you to update this spreadsheet before the meeting tomorrow


your mom's gonna need me to update that spreadsheet before she goes to the meeting tomorrow
03-28-05

before the meeting tomorrow

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: how fast am i going * Text: 

okay, so let's see...the fountain is here, the one store is over there, and i am here...wait, how fast am i going? it doesn't say


the only man in the world who hates going to the mall more than i do: werner heisenberg
03-27-05

how fast am i going

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: now i only have this dog * Text: 

HOW TO LOSE FRIENDS


here you go dude


buy a t-shirt for your friend's dog that says
03-26-05

now i only have this dog

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: what gym teachers do * Text: 

what gym teachers do after getting fired


hey, uh, i don't have anything for you to do today, so why don't you go shoot baskets till the end of your shift
03-25-05

what gym teachers do

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: when fringe politicians attack * Text: 

coming up next on WHEN FRINGE POLITICIANS ATTACK....


ralph nader and jesse jackson! why are their eyes weird like that! that is weird!
03-24-05

when fringe politicians attack

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: little known heroes * Text: 

little-known-heroes of the friday donut box at work


nibble


squish


secretly stale and rock-hard
03-23-05

little known heroes

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: hamster gang affiliations * Text: 

HAMSTER i am tired of giving you handouts, you are going to have to earn your keep from now on


so before i give you this wood thing to chew on, i want to hear a short freestyle rap on the subject of hamster gang affiliations
03-22-05

hamster gang affiliations

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: my other tshirt * Text: 

MY OTHER T-SHIRT HAS A JOKE ON IT
03-21-05

my other tshirt

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: cranoodles * Text: 

CRANOODLES. n. crap noodles
03-20-05

cranoodles

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: bus rubs * Text: 

just remember


you can't spell
03-19-05

bus rubs

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: beach sand * Text: 

FUN FACT: did you know that beach sand is made in a factory in western pennsylvania, shipped all over the united states, and dumped from helicopters onto our shores at night? (before 1936, beaches were mostly composed of rocks and mud)
03-18-05

beach sand

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: my desired salary level * Text: 

what is your desired salary level


well, let's see... i have a bachelor's degree, and i'm trying to save up so i can move into a non-crime-ridden part of town... and social security is screwed, so i'd like to save for retirement too...so, how about you offer me something insulting and then force me to work sixty hours a week after you hire me
03-17-05

my desired salary level

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: my last day at the old job * Text: 

worrrrk's out, fo-evah


iiiii quit, with no notice
03-16-05

my last day at the old job

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: might provide a modicum of joy * Text: 

your administrator has blocked access to this website (reason: might provide you with a modicum of joy in the meaningless sea of your existence)
03-15-05

might provide a modicum of joy

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: getting a band together * Text: 

so hey, i was thinking of getting a band together...do you wanna agree to join, then only come to one practice, and get mad when i call to see if you still wanna be in the band
03-14-05

getting a band together

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: welcome to tourettes * Text: 

hello, and welcome to tourette's syndrome


my name is drew and i will be your guide to - ffffFFUCK FUCK BITCH SHITTER
03-13-05

welcome to tourettes

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: solid delicious wedge * Text: 

QUICK TIP:


if fancy fruit-laden english cheese were meant to be eaten in more than one sitting it would come in slices. NOT IN A SOLID DELICIOUS WEDGE.
03-12-05

solid delicious wedge

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: snow in ohio * Text: 

a recent study by the university of dayton confirms that it does, indeed, snow in ohio, and suggests that someone might want to plow the roads occasionally
03-11-05

snow in ohio

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: cold stale sandwiches * Text: 

listen, don't go to lunch today, we're going to have a two-hour meeting instead


i don't think that would destroy your spirit enough, though, so i got us some cold, stale sandwiches in boxes to eat during the meeting. and i'll act offended if you don't eat one
03-10-05

cold stale sandwiches

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: you can study anything * Text: 

then, when you graduate high school, you can go to college, where you pick what you want to study


you can study anything from business to science to art to booze and pot


most people call that last one
03-09-05

you can study anything

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: why did you wear that shirt * Text: 

remember: bad judgment starts at home


this has been a public service announcement sponsored by
03-08-05

why did you wear that shirt

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: being a bowling fan * Text: 

being a bowling fan is a long, hard road


no foam hands, no body paint, and it is almost impossible to catch a foul ball, much less a strike
03-07-05

being a bowling fan

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: tea tree oil toothpicks * Text: 

my talent: to chew on tea tree oil toothpicks until they are completely shredded and i have to pull the splinters out of my mouth
03-06-05

tea tree oil toothpicks

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: hamstermation proclamation * Text: 

well, hamster...


i can set you free, but remember, this is the united states, so it will be about a hundred years until you are allowed in a restaurant or at a water fountain
03-05-05

hamstermation proclamation

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: year of the 2005 * Text: 

2004 was a kinda crappy year, i thought 2005 would be better but then i saw it was the year of the cock


thanks a lot china
03-04-05

year of the 2005

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: staching * Text: 

staching. n. STASH-ing. the practice of eating pistachios.


yeah man, i picked up a pound on tuesday and i been stachin' hard ever since
03-03-05

staching

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: double flippin * Text: 

let's face it...you work hard, you give a hundred ten percent, but your boss still claims your work as his own, and talks down to you every time he can bring himself to get up out of his four hundred dollar desk chair.


DOUBLE FLIPPIN. for when one middle finger just isn't enough
03-02-05

double flippin

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: scientist got the bends * Text: 

whoa


gentlemen, i have finished a working prototype of my time machine...however, it will only travel to 1995


fortunately, this is just the thing which will allow me to once again enjoy radiohead
03-01-05

scientist got the bends

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Toothpaste For Dinner archives (by month):

2014: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov
2013: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2012: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2005: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2004: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec