Superpoop: 2014
Toothpaste For Dinner archives (by month):

2014: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep
2013: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2012: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2005: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2004: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
 

Toothpaste For Dinner comic: actual work conversation * Text: 

ACTUAL WORK CONVERSATION*


well, the way things have been going lately, i bet canada is gonna secede and become a separate country here in a little while


*last week i went around trying to get into conversations with as many people as possible, just so i could say this to them
07-31-05

actual work conversation
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: gardening tip * Text: 

GARDENING TIP:


if your dog has a habit of trampling or eating your vegetable plants, grind him up and sprinkle him on the garden at a ratio of 1/4 cup dog to 1 gallon water. he will be an excellent source of nitrogen and phosphorous for your growing plants
07-30-05

gardening tip
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: cheeks a flexin * Text: 

HERE I SIT CHEEKS A FLEXIN


GIVIN BIRTH TO ANOTHER MULTINATIONAL OIL COMPANY
07-29-05

cheeks a flexin
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: my dream has finally come true * Text: 

from the time i was little, i wanted to spend my days in a six-foot square, being berated by people who hate their lives, and now my dream has finally come true
07-28-05

my dream has finally come true
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: xena t shirt * Text: 

jets spray chemical trails behind them. the government is on the verge of collapse. a plane did not hit the pentagon. invest in gold because the dollar will be worthless next year


WE MIGHT BELIEVE YOU IF YOU WEREN'T WEARING A XENA T-SHIRT
07-27-05

xena t shirt
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: pretentious people in england * Text: 

some days i wonder if pretentious people in england use the american spellings of words and say
07-26-05

pretentious people in england
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: out the office game * Text: 

so why'd you quit your last job


i had to get out of the office game, man


too many other people sellin products, too much heat
07-25-05

out the office game
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: hemp * Text: 

my glaucoma is gone


MY CANCER STOPPED HURTING


FUN FACT:


in addition to its uses as a fiber source, the flowers of the hemp plant can be smoked to produce psychotropic effects
07-24-05

hemp
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: funk name * Text: 

MY FUNK NAME:


facetious jeremiah reynolds


WHAT'S YOUR FUNK NAME
07-23-05

funk name
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: the parachute * Text: 

TO: all.employees@work.com


SUBJ: weather


it is a nice day, let's have work outside today


if you guys behave i'll get out the parachute
07-22-05

the parachute
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: christian singles online * Text: 

CLICK HERE TO FIND CHRISTIAN SINGLES ONLINE
07-21-05

christian singles online
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: goat see * Text: 

well, really, i've been hoping for months that someone would trick me into looking at a picture of a gaping rectum on my computer at work
07-20-05

goat see
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: i see london * Text: 

i see london, i see france


i see political refugees being forced to wear shiny european raver pants


please help my people
07-19-05

i see london
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: god in herre * Text: 

it smells like god in here /


so take off all your robes
07-18-05

god in herre
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: little did i know * Text: 

well, yeah, i do know how hard you work, that's why i want to be unemployed when i grow up
07-17-05

little did i know
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: the second grade * Text: 

FUN FACT:


i liked school, up until the second grade, when i got glasses and could suddenly read everything that was going on, and realized that school was a building where children are treated like idiots and forced to do useless work all day so their parents can go to work
07-16-05

the second grade
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: damn immigrants * Text: 

so, what made you decide to come interview with us, over other companies


well, my first choice was picking oranges for two bucks an hour, but those damn immigrants didn't leave any openings, so i thought,
07-15-05

damn immigrants
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: eighteen year old anarchists * Text: 

dude


this


sucks


the other day i saw a documentary on somalia, which has not had a government for years, and is controlled by heavily armed warlords


let's send all our eighteen-year-old
07-14-05

eighteen year old anarchists
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: a small scab surcharge * Text: 

we are prepared to offer you a good deal on long distance


well, i don't know...i eat my scabs, does this affect the terms of your offer?


before you answer, let me clarify, i actually peel them off of my body and chew them up, it is not a figure of speech, perhaps it will be extra for my long distance call charges, a small scab surcharge
07-13-05

a small scab surcharge
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: i am your dad * Text: 

I AM YOUR DAD


- starving people in china, india, etc.


- must appreciate this stale work donut i brought home for you


- questions??
07-12-05

i am your dad
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: cube hole * Text: 

this may be the most important invention of the 21st century: the cubicle glory hole, or CUBE HOLE for short
07-11-05

cube hole
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: fantasy cocktail league season 3 * Text: 

FANTASY COCKTAIL LEAGUE: SEASON 3


the
07-10-05

fantasy cocktail league season 3
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: welcome to north campus * Text: 

ahhhh, summer comes to campus-area columbus ohio, and the bums thaw out and begin to ripen in the hot, humid air
07-09-05

welcome to north campus
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: star wars club * Text: 

i like darth vader


lucas is not so good


FUN FACT: did you know that, in most major cities, scrabble club doubles as star wars club?
07-08-05

star wars club
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: silence is mountain lions * Text: 

FUN FACT:


did you know that the sound most people call
07-07-05

silence is mountain lions
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: sleep * Text: 

i have been getting reports of young people going unconscious and hallucinating for eight, ten, even twelve hours at a time! that's why, earlier today, i signed into law a bill making this dangerous
07-06-05

sleep
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: movie quote * Text: 

movie quote


ha ha, another movie quote!
07-05-05

movie quote
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: spooooooky sweaters * Text: 

iiii am the ghooooost of christmas fuuuture! this year you are getting some sweaters! SPOOOOOKY SWEATERRRRS!


clank clank


god dammit
07-04-05

spooooooky sweaters
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: takin my change back * Text: 

the other day i took my car to get an oil change


after i dropped my car off i went out back and stole all the change out of the employees' cars


thanks guys
07-03-05

takin my change back
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: tiny little spike limbed people * Text: 

tiny little spike limbed people dance on your notebook covered in metal writing font


metal music
07-02-05

tiny little spike limbed people
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: the day i tried to sell my laptop * Text: 

so, you want three hundred bucks for this? that's not bad...what games do you have on it


well, right now i only have one, it's called
07-01-05

the day i tried to sell my laptop
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Toothpaste For Dinner archives (by month):

2014: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep
2013: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2012: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2005: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2004: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec