Superpoop: 2014
Toothpaste For Dinner archives (by month):

2014: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2013: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2012: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2005: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2004: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
 

Toothpaste For Dinner comic: self storage * Text: 

self-storage hoarding 4-LIFE
12-31-05

self storage

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: dumb ohio head * Text: 

oh yeah? well, you're just a dumb ohio head, so shut up
12-30-05

dumb ohio head

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: stand on a car * Text: 

now what do we do


keep standing here


and the award for the dumbest game i played as a child goes to...
12-29-05

stand on a car

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: taco party * Text: 

TACOS


man, this is a major taco party, huh
12-28-05

taco party

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: today is haiku day * Text: 

vienna sausage
12-27-05

today is haiku day

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: Untitled 1 * Text: 

fill in text later
12-26-05

Untitled 1

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: whats the matzo * Text: 

what's the matzo? jew don't like the way i build with legos? well, you can sukkot


for a brief time when i was eight, i wanted to be an orthodox jew when i grew up
12-25-05

whats the matzo

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: your caps lock * Text: 

FOUR OUT OF FIVE DOCTORS AGREE:


YOUR CAPS LOCK KEY IS BROKEN
12-24-05

your caps lock

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: pimple * Text: 

HOW A PIMPLE GROWS


1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10
12-23-05

pimple

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: why did you eat the garbage * Text: 

LAW + ORDER: CANINE INVESTIGATION UNIT


we have four witnesses who say they saw you eat that garbage... if you don't start talkin' you're lookin at five to ten in a maximum-security laundry room...and yes, that means no toys
12-21-05

why did you eat the garbage

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: team spirit * Text: 

OFFICE TIP: if you are careful, you can use the idea of
12-20-05

team spirit

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: outline of teenage years * Text: 

- don't care


- serious


- not going to clean room


- get out mom


- slam door
12-19-05

outline of teenage years

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: black reeboks * Text: 

is YOUR company's technical support as good as it could be? not without BLACK REEBOKS!


BLACK REEBOKS. the #1 shoe for men who describe their job as
12-18-05

black reeboks

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: quick can i have a dollar * Text: 

ding ding


hey! the boner truck is outside! quick, can i have a dollar to get an erection!!!
12-17-05

quick can i have a dollar

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: paid enough * Text: 

TRIVIA QUESTION OF THE DAY:


are you getting paid enough to put up with all of this crap? (turn over for answer)


ANSWER: NO
12-16-05

paid enough

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: my spiderhole * Text: 

NOVEMBER 14, 2004.


my spiderhole was found and i was immediately extradited to my manager's office
12-15-05

my spiderhole

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: rap accessory preview * Text: 

RAP ACCESSORY PREVIEW


2006: mittenz


2007: sandalz


2008: earmuffz
12-14-05

rap accessory preview

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: meet you at the intersection * Text: 

ROAD


MY BUTT


YOUR FACE


WHAT


DANG
12-13-05

meet you at the intersection

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: in the hallway * Text: 

here i stand, in the hallway had to shit but only hallway
12-12-05

in the hallway

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: hand in the jar * Text: 

you know what, i just had a feeling you were going to be in here, hand in the PCP jar again
12-11-05

hand in the jar

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: criceratops * Text: 

CRICERATOPS. n.


crappy triceratops.
12-10-05

criceratops

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: tink tank tink tank * Text: 

some people raise their kids with television. i am going to raise mine with a banjo


tink tonk tink tank


where did you learn that filth


from the banjo
12-09-05

tink tank tink tank

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: comic book habit * Text: 

i found this comic book in your room...before this becomes a habit, i want you to think very carefully about this, and ask yourself if you want to get addicted and be thirty years old, typing on the internet about how the spiderman movie does not match up with the comic book
12-08-05

comic book habit

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: coffee dealer * Text: 

yo man what you want


hey dogg gimmie a pound of sumatran mandheling


light roast or dark roast


you know me, always the dark roast
12-07-05

coffee dealer

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: st louis * Text: 

hello, is this the mayor of st. louis? there has been a terrible natural disaster and we need your help


sure thing...we'll send the arch down as soon as possible


the arch?


yes, it's the tallest freestanding arch in the country! it's over six hundred feet tall


THANKS A LOT


ST. LOUIS
12-06-05

st louis

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: tony hawks jerk mag * Text: 

coming march 2006 for x-box:


TONY HAWK'S JERK MAG
12-05-05

tony hawks jerk mag

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: leaves leaves * Text: 

leaves, leaves, the musical fruit, the more you eat, the less you have to rake
12-04-05

leaves leaves

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: lets go skiing * Text: 

what's the difference between skiing and paying someone three hundred bucks to drag you out into the snow and break your knee


i don't know


then let's go skiing
12-03-05

lets go skiing

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: hydrophonics * Text: 

HYDROPHONICS INSTRUCTIONS


1. FILL CUP WITH WATER.


2. SOUND IT OUT
12-02-05

hydrophonics

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: fifteen years * Text: 

when i got a dog, a lot of people told me it would be good training for having kids


now that i've had him for a while i think they're wrong, because kids don't usually crap on the floor for fifteen years and then die
12-01-05

fifteen years

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Toothpaste For Dinner archives (by month):

2014: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2013: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2012: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2005: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2004: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec