Superpoop: 2014
Toothpaste For Dinner archives (by month):

2014: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep
2013: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2012: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2005: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2004: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
 

Toothpaste For Dinner comic: i say tomato * Text: 

i say tomato, you say
08-31-05

i say tomato

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: basic electronics symbols * Text: 

basic electronics symbols:


resistor


capacitor


JESUS CHRIST IT'S A LION GET IN THE CAR
08-30-05

basic electronics symbols

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: adventures in uncoordination * Text: 

ADVENTURES IN UNCOORDINATION:


my life as a dude who can never tell exactly what his body is doing


aaagggh


this morning, while brushing my teeth, i somehow managed to stab myself in the eye with my toothbrush
08-29-05

adventures in uncoordination

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: washed your hands more * Text: 

FUN FACT:


if you had just washed your hands more, your parents wouldn't have gotten a divorce
08-28-05

washed your hands more

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: up on the hill * Text: 

i dare you to go spend the night at the haunted house up on the hill


oh yeah? well, i dare you to grow up and get a middle management job at the haunted office up on the hill
08-27-05

up on the hill

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: the ultimate lawn mower * Text: 

CHILDREN: THE ULTIMATE LAWN MOWER


and after you get done, cook me dinner
08-26-05

the ultimate lawn mower

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: stop hitting yourself * Text: 

in a world...where you won't stop hitting yourself


STOP HITTING YOURSELF


coming summer 2006
08-25-05

stop hitting yourself

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: worst kidnapper ever * Text: 

i want the money in consecutive, marked bills of large denomination


well, hold on, actually, you know what would be easier, just cut me a check
08-24-05

worst kidnapper ever

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: doing the crossword * Text: 

chit chit


hey, i'm doing the crossword, do you know a four-letter word that means
08-23-05

doing the crossword

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: the carpet * Text: 

i like your carpet in here


thanks, we had to special-order it to match the drapes
08-22-05

the carpet

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: the abominably cute little snowman * Text: 

SMALLFOOT


- walks on hind legs


- hides in woods, emerges only to eat candy


- not too dangerous
08-21-05

the abominably cute little snowman

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: honesty in the workplace part 2 * Text: 

i'm gonna get you to do all the work on this project, then fire you when it's done


cool, well, i'm gonna spend all day on the internet, and steal office supplies until i run out of room in my house to store them
08-20-05

honesty in the workplace part 2

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: what i do at work all day * Text: 

what is the opposite of cargo shorts, is it cargo longs, or passenger shorts
08-19-05

what i do at work all day

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: the chopper * Text: 

THE CHOPPER


one in the pink


two in the sink
08-18-05

the chopper

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: put the baby in the oven * Text: 

so how did things go while i was gone


oh, just fine, i put the baby in the oven and everything


the baby? wait, i don't have a...OH MY GOD YOU COOKED THE TURKEY
08-17-05

put the baby in the oven

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: briefcase horror * Text: 

the other day in the bathroom at work i watched in horror as a man opened his briefcase, pulled out a smaller briefcase, and walked out of the bathroom
08-16-05

briefcase horror

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: floppyman * Text: 

PILLZ 2 MAKE U FLACCID


*SOFT-EZE


*LIMPONTA


*FLOPPYMAN


ON^LINE PH@RMACY 24/7
08-15-05

floppyman

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: cancer vs nascar * Text: 

thousands of scientists have worked together for years and now, finally, we have cured cancer


however, we refuse to release the cure until nascar is outlawed


it's your call, congress
08-14-05

cancer vs nascar

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: i live in rwanda * Text: 

hello. i am mfume. i live in rwanda. i am 24 years old. my family was murdered. MTV PLEASE PIMP MY STATUS AS A POLITICAL REFUGEE
08-13-05

i live in rwanda

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: karate punk * Text: 

SNEAK PREVIEW FOR 2006


the newest, dumbest fashion/music genre: karate-punk
08-12-05

karate punk

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: go to the seminary * Text: 

FUN FACT:


if you want to be a priest, go to the seminary, not the semenary
08-11-05

go to the seminary

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: grammar police arrest this man * Text: 

all right, buddy, take your hands off the keyboard and put em in the air


this is agent jenkins of the grammar police, we've been watching what you've posted on message boards, and you're under arrest
08-10-05

grammar police arrest this man

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: carton of eggs * Text: 

sometimes i take a carton of eggs out of the fridge and look at it and think that one day i'll crack an egg and a little baby chicken will fall out, and i'll wash him off and raise him indoors


and then...then i'll have a friend
08-09-05

carton of eggs

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: catholic school * Text: 

FUN FACT:


don't send you son to catholic school for four years, he will learn just enough about religion to mock it forever
08-08-05

catholic school

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: de hoop de klaaperstraat * Text: 

de hoop de klaaperstraat hoetzen ik hebben je zoopendoop


WARNING: if cornered, internet cartoonists may become agitated and strike with feverish bursts of fake dutch
08-07-05

de hoop de klaaperstraat

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: americans buckle down * Text: 

as the price of gasoline skyrockets, americans buckle down and do their part to conserve fossil fuels


let's drive to tennessee or somethin


THESE COLORS DON'T RUN
08-06-05

americans buckle down

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: admit it * Text: 

ADMIT IT


you like to put jello in your mouth, squish it around, and spit it back out on a spoon
08-05-05

admit it

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: why the long face * Text: 

why the long face, partner


goiter
08-04-05

why the long face

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: with your mouth full * Text: 

mumph urghph lowm


FUN FACT:


in some countries it is not rude to talk with your mouth full of food. too bad you don't live there
08-03-05

with your mouth full

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: thank you * Text: 

hey how was your weekend


PUT THAT COFFEE IN ME WHEN YOU ARE DONE WITH IT
08-02-05

thank you

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: motivational seminar * Text: 

HOLIDAY COMPARATIVES


- dumber than kwanzaa


- gay as christmas


- more unleavened than passover


- fatter than a solstice festival


- earlier than canadian thanksgiving


okay, that's a pretty good list, let's move on to the next topic
08-01-05

motivational seminar

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Toothpaste For Dinner archives (by month):

2014: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep
2013: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2012: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2005: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2004: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec