Superpoop: 2014
Toothpaste For Dinner archives (by month):

2014: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct
2013: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2012: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2005: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2004: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2003: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2002: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
 

Toothpaste For Dinner comic: time for the presentation * Text: 

and now, let's dim the lights, so i can show you computer slides and read the exact text of the slides to you
11-30-04

time for the presentation

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: rap safely * Text: 

HOW TO RAP SAFELY IF YOU ARE WHITE


ain't nothin but a g-thing bay-bee two low-down chickens so we cray-zee


replace all occurrences of
11-29-04

rap safely

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: experimental coffee cup design * Text: 

at the national academy of experimental coffee cup design


you know, i'm not liking this design much...what if you make the bottom really narrow, so it will tip over a lot more easily
11-28-04

experimental coffee cup design

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: free cables * Text: 

when i am having a rough week at work i like to come in early on friday, take the cables out of every computer in my department, and put them in a box in the hallway labeled
11-27-04

free cables

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: el presidente de minesweeper * Text: 

yo soy......


EL PRRRRRESIDENTE DE MINESWEEPERRRR
11-26-04

el presidente de minesweeper

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: 800 nipple hands * Text: 

last night i woke up and wrote down an idea from a dream i had which i knew would help the country


i read it when i woke up and it said:


800 nipple-hands are needed to start the revolution
11-25-04

800 nipple hands

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: the vast blood sugar empire * Text: 

here is one for free...if you like it, you know where to get more


as a child i bought bulk candy at the supermarket and resold it to my classmates at tremendously inflated prices


my empire was huge but it crumbled quickly when i started trying my own merchandise
11-24-04

the vast blood sugar empire

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: corrugated cardboard * Text: 

i was just thinking about how you could use thin pieces of cardboard to support weight and be very strong


i came up with a system to fold and glue the sheets


then i realized: i just invented corrugated cardboard


great job dude
11-23-04

corrugated cardboard

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: katamari democracy * Text: 

hey, did you hear they made an american version of that katamari game? it's pretty cool, your ball is measured in feet and inches instead of meters, and you get to pick a new country to pre-emptively invade every round
11-22-04

katamari democracy

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: coffee medical warning * Text: 

COFFEE, 12 OZ.


WARNING: excess consumption may lead to completion of assignments, heightened creativity, disappearance of headaches, and/or unbridled joy
11-21-04

coffee medical warning

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: emergencies or the internet * Text: 

you see, son, you can't say cusses all the time...they are only for emergencies or the internet
11-20-04

emergencies or the internet

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: pinch and crush a guitar * Text: 

i find that advanced fretwork is difficult, but i can pinch and crush a guitar for hours
11-19-04

pinch and crush a guitar

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: my failed stand up career * Text: 

so did you hear about the guy who never ate because he stayed in his room moaning and playing with a piece of string? no?


he was a starving autist


my failed bid to start a career in stand-up comedy: over almost before it began
11-18-04

my failed stand up career

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: the hurricanes of florida * Text: 

as you can clearly see in this diagram, the hurricanes of 2004 only passed through counties in florida where i have farted


clearly it is a sign of a higher power
11-17-04

the hurricanes of florida

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: what ohio thinks * Text: 

WHAT OHIO THINKS, I GUESS


now that gay marriage is illegal in ohio, homosexuals will stop getting together and having gay children, finally eliminating gay people once and for all
11-16-04

what ohio thinks

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: takin care of hobos * Text: 

i been takin care of hobos every day


takin care of hobos on a train
11-15-04

takin care of hobos

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: fake memos * Text: 

MANDATORY HAMMER TOE SCREENING


all employees must report to the break room at 10am tomorrow for this free mandatory testing


fake memos make the world go round
11-14-04

fake memos

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: voting machine simulator * Text: 

ELECTRONIC VOTING MACHINE SIMULATOR


Click here to vote


Kerry


Bush


Other


Congratulations, you have just voted for: GEORGE W. BUSH
11-13-04

voting machine simulator

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: ipod suspension * Text: 

on the charges of having the new flaming lips album but none of their earlier noisy, psychedelic albums, i find you GUILTY


your ipod has been suspended for thirty days
11-12-04

ipod suspension

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: the more i ignore him * Text: 

who's the dude behind you


oh, that's morrissey...the more i ignore him, the closer he gets
11-11-04

the more i ignore him

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: the united states of stupid * Text: 

THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA:


land of the free, home of the brave


yes, most of us really ARE that stupid
11-10-04

the united states of stupid

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: illegal pretzel * Text: 

pretzel, pretzel, illegal pretzel
11-09-04

illegal pretzel

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: open mic night * Text: 

whazooop! hah hah


if you have ever wondered what's worse than open mic night, the answer is: open mic night at a comedy club
11-08-04

open mic night

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: pleated slacks * Text: 

pleated slacks: why aren't they illegal
11-07-04

pleated slacks

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: yo man what you got * Text: 

yo man what you got, you holdin


yo i got some stuff...five for one or twenty for five...no CODs though, dogg
11-06-04

yo man what you got

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: the new ibook * Text: 

THE NEW IBOOK


ipod hole


stupidity port (internet)


how to get carpal tunnel


WHY DID I GET ONE, I HATE COMPUTERS
11-05-04

the new ibook

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: the nodder * Text: 

THE NODDER


uh huh uh huh yeah uh huh yeah uh huh uh huh


I BET YOU HAVE TO WORK WITH THIS GUY TOO
11-04-04

the nodder

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: the robarb town they forgot to bomb * Text: 

every day is li-ike sun-day


every day is my-y birth-day
11-03-04

the robarb town they forgot to bomb

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: where are the twist ties * Text: 

scientific studies have shown that yelling
11-02-04

where are the twist ties

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: bewildered november time traveler * Text: 

what? it's already NOVEMBER?? man i thought it was like july


time moves so fast for me any more that when i look at a calendar i feel like a bewildered time traveler
11-01-04

bewildered november time traveler

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Toothpaste For Dinner archives (by month):

2014: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct
2013: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2012: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2005: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2004: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2003: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2002: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec