Superpoop: 2014
Toothpaste For Dinner archives (by month):

2014: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov
2013: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2012: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2005: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2004: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2003: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2002: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
 

Toothpaste For Dinner comic: i am going to form * Text: 

i am going to form a metal band, but our songs will be about things that metal bands are too serious to sing about!!


an idea which nobody has ever thought of before
12-31-03

i am going to form

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: boom tsh pap tsh tsh * Text: 

i'm pretty big into drum 'n' bass


oh, is that the music where every beat sounds like
12-30-03

boom tsh pap tsh tsh

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: i want to touch * Text: 

i want to touch your lungs with my bare hands
12-29-03

i want to touch

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: how to cure the disease * Text: 

how to cure the disease your friend has that makes him think it is cool to wear a beret


hey, what's happening, francois de la hatte
12-28-03

how to cure the disease

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: boo bee * Text: 

how do you surprise a bee


kick it as hard as you can in the nuts
12-27-03

boo bee

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: and the lord said * Text: 

and the lord said,
12-26-03

and the lord said

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: a snowy day * Text: 

a snowy day is like the first person who ever dumped you, floating down in tiny pieces
12-25-03

a snowy day

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: top five things * Text: 

the top 5 things i would rather be than go to grad school:


5. garbageman


4. the naked photographer


3. used tire salesman


2. dead


1. taste tester for a monkey's poop
12-24-03

top five things

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: parasitic worms * Text: 

when parasitic worms sneak out at night do they tell their parents they're staying at each other's horse
12-23-03

parasitic worms

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: grandpa computers * Text: 

FARTSFARTSFARTSFARTSFARTSFARTSFARTSFARTSFA


if i have grandchildren and they ever ask me, grandpa when did computers get boring? i will tell them: the day that a man could no longer walk into a computer store and type in a program to fill the screen with the word
12-22-03

grandpa computers

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: incomprehensible * Text: 

what are you doing for halloween this year


i am dressing up like a hobo and each child that comes to my door will get an incomprehensible monologue
12-21-03

incomprehensible

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: chickens can be used * Text: 

FUN FACT: did you know that chickens can be used to located buried power lines?
12-20-03

chickens can be used

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: flavor country * Text: 

FUN FACT:


did you know that every cigarette you smoke brings you one mile closer to the border between the united states and FLAVOR COUNTRY??
12-19-03

flavor country

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: covered up * Text: 

FUN FACT:


normal adult male


did you know that the world's tallest human was angus james barstow, born in 1923, and measuring 11 ft. 3 1/2 in., but that this fact was covered up by the same conspiracy that endorses the teaching of evolution and faked the moon landing?
12-18-03

covered up

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: what is gossip * Text: 

what is gossip? well, son, gossip is like a present, and each time you tell someone else, you get to open it again
12-17-03

what is gossip

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: orchestral similes * Text: 

orchestral similes denied entrance to the hall of popular speech


DAMNIT


crumple


violent as a viola


well, sure, go on and super size it, why not


freewheeling as a french horn


you know, i don't think i am going to do this at all


brazen as a bassoon


mom i want ice cream. mom. mommmmm. mom can i have some ice cream please can i


persistent as a piccolo
12-16-03

orchestral similes

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: taco drew * Text: 

were it not for my loan application being denied, i would have long ago knocked a wall out of my apartment and started my restaurant TACO DREW
12-15-03

taco drew

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: the light is green * Text: 

ground control to major tom


THE LIGHT IS GREEN
12-14-03

the light is green

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: yeah i am into zines * Text: 

dear idiot sitting behind me at the coffee shop: if you were really into zines as much as you are telling some girl that you were, how come you don't know that it does not rhyme with
12-14-03

yeah i am into zines

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: a long and drawn out story * Text: 

sir, excuse me sir, do you have any spare change


only in exchange for a long and drawn-out story about why you need it!!
12-13-03

a long and drawn out story

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: an angel dies * Text: 

every time you spend nine dollars on a used CD only to find out that is an EP, an angel dies
12-13-03

an angel dies

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: a million dollars * Text: 

...and then i would play golf until i got too old to hold a golf club!! what would you do with a million dollars


i would have millions of stickers made saying
12-12-03

a million dollars

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: expandimal * Text: 

the expanding animal-in-a-capsule was not nearly as exciting or amazing as i was led to believe, and actually led directly to the destruction of my social life
12-11-03

expandimal

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: every day is depressing * Text: 

excuse me waiter, i just realized that your ham and eggs breakfast platter should be renamed
12-10-03

every day is depressing

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: the roller coaster * Text: 

i bet it will go up and come down super fast


whoa have you been on this one before that's exactly what it does


ROLLER COASTER
12-09-03

the roller coaster

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: technology of floaters * Text: 

SCIENTIST can you explain the technology of floaters to me


it is simple!! the atomic weight of a floater is exactly equal to steak for breakfast plus steak for lunch and dinner
12-08-03

technology of floaters

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: public service announcement * Text: 

WEBLOGGING. DON'T PLAY THAT GAME


if i ever have enough money to take out a television ad i am going to make a public service announcement to warn people of the dangers of weblogs
12-07-03

public service announcement

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: weblogging button * Text: 

WEBLOGGING. DON'T PLAY THAT GAME.
12-07-03

weblogging button

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: prison people * Text: 

here is a can


when i see prison people picking up trash on the road i always want to stop and help
12-06-03

prison people

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: we are going out for lunch * Text: 

we are going out for lunch, what do you want


oooooat....


meeeeal...


yyyyip yip yip yipyip yip yip yipyipyipyip
12-05-03

we are going out for lunch

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: the process is called * Text: 

yeah, the process is called
12-04-03

the process is called

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: your punishment * Text: 

when you are older you will appreciate how your mother and i taught you to be punctual! and in the meantime, your punishment for coming home late for dinner is to read this copy of adbusters and write a list of ten things that you could do that would be better for the world than writing an article about how fast food is evil and poisonous
12-03-03

your punishment

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: now playing * Text: 

now playing at the ghetto laundromat: children playing video poker


MOMMMMM i need more quarters
12-02-03

now playing

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: published by blogger * Text: 

welcome to my ass


published by blogger(TM)
12-01-03

published by blogger

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Toothpaste For Dinner archives (by month):

2014: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov
2013: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2012: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2005: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2004: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2003: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2002: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec