Superpoop: 2014
Toothpaste For Dinner archives (by month):

2014: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct
2013: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2012: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2005: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2004: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2003: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2002: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
 

Toothpaste For Dinner comic: i can have carrot cake * Text: 

i can have carrot cake even when it is not my birthday
10-31-02

i can have carrot cake

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: office man * Text: 

WHOOOOOOOSH i hear a co-worker in distress! OFFICE MAN TO THE RESCUE
10-31-02

office man

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: pen fifteen club * Text: 

NO i do not want to join the pen fifteen club now QUIT CALLING ME
10-31-02

pen fifteen club

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: sleep spray * Text: 

behold my secret scientific SLEEP SPRAY!!


the spray is made from concentrated college lectures and instrumental indie rock
10-31-02

sleep spray

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: the skinny part * Text: 

i am in the skinny part of idaho
10-31-02

the skinny part

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: college people * Text: 

WOOOOO football!!! football!!! college college WOOOOOOO college!!!


i like to make fun of college people
10-29-02

college people

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: give me the drug * Text: 

DOCTOR give me the drug that allows me to play with my dog on the beach in slow motion at sunset!!
10-29-02

give me the drug

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: if i am paying * Text: 

if i am paying two dollars per gallon i am going to dispense the gas wherever i want
10-29-02

if i am paying

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: major label producer * Text: 

i am a major label producer! turn up the snare! auto tune the vocals! where is the single!!
10-29-02

major label producer

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: another meeting * Text: 

another meeting another cup of coffee
10-27-02

another meeting

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: four arms * Text: 

FOUR ARMS FOUR ARMS LA LA LA I HAVE FOUR ARMS


i am singing the four arms song
10-27-02

four arms

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: i am a drum machine * Text: 

boom pssh boom pssh boom pssh boom pssh


i am a drum machine for halloween this year
10-27-02

i am a drum machine

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: no more phone calls ever * Text: 

happiness is no more phone calls ever
10-27-02

no more phone calls ever

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: street lights * Text: 

i hate when street lights go out as i walk under them
10-27-02

street lights

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: coffee pee * Text: 

coffee pee smells weird
10-24-02

coffee pee

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: lasagna * Text: 

LASAGNA FOR EVERY MEAL!!!
10-24-02

lasagna

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: npr * Text: 

yawn


NPR makes me sleepy
10-24-02

npr

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: put your hands in the air * Text: 

everybody that wants to hear the same old stupid sampled james brown drums


PUT YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR
10-24-02

put your hands in the air

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: worm * Text: 

even if i eat dirt and have no brain and five hearts at least i do not have to ever wash my car
10-24-02

worm

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: does that stand for * Text: 

does that stand for
10-22-02

does that stand for

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: i like squares * Text: 

instead of bands or sports i like to wear shirts with shapes on them


this one shows people that i like squares
10-22-02

i like squares

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: the american way * Text: 

TERRORISTS you can not make me stop wasting work time by using the internet! IT IS THE AMERICAN WAY
10-22-02

the american way

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: x is for xylophone * Text: 

can we please invent more words beginning with x so that every childrens book in the universe does not say
10-22-02

x is for xylophone

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: yet another job * Text: 

yet another job impossible without coffee
10-22-02

yet another job

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: alo * Text: 

?al?? ?qu? tal! ?qu? tiempo hace en espa?a?


temp job = free long distance
10-20-02

alo

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: drink bottled water * Text: 

DRINK BOTTLED WATER


because it is way better to buy something than get it for free
10-20-02

drink bottled water

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: how fast * Text: 

how fast can you type? what?? you have to be able to type even if you are only a hamster


what do you mean that's discrimination
10-20-02

how fast

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: i love autumn * Text: 

i love autumn
10-20-02

i love autumn

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: this appears to be * Text: 

this appears to be neo house jungle trance acid drum-n-bass crap
10-20-02

this appears to be

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: burping * Text: 

blagggh


burping up chinese food
10-17-02

burping

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: halloween * Text: 

ARR SON halloween is the best holiday ever


now share some of that loot with ye old man
10-17-02

halloween

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: leave room for cream * Text: 

if i say
10-17-02

leave room for cream

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: ska band names * Text: 

i hate ska band names


sooner or later someone is going to name a band
10-17-02

ska band names

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: these bead things * Text: 

i play with these bead things whenever i am in the dentist's office
10-17-02

these bead things

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: a play * Text: 

let's have a play! you be colorado and i will be a forest fire
10-15-02

a play

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: complicated machine * Text: 

you see, the human body is just a complicated machine that takes in food and produces stupidity
10-15-02

complicated machine

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: gumball machine * Text: 

life is like a gumball machine because you never know what you are going to get until you open up the little door at the bottom, and sometimes it is poop because some homeless guy has put poop in the gumball machine
10-15-02

gumball machine

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: i should not have stopped * Text: 

WOMEN


WOMEN


i should not have stopped at the private girls' high school to use the bathroom
10-15-02

i should not have stopped

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: the stupid news * Text: 

finally someplace where no one will talk to me about stupid news
10-15-02

the stupid news

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: biting potato chips * Text: 

this one is UTAH


biting potato chips into the names of states
10-13-02

biting potato chips

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: dinner was not so great * Text: 

dinner was not so great
10-13-02

dinner was not so great

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: someone please explain * Text: 

someone please explain to me WHAT ARE
10-13-02

someone please explain

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: the seven habits * Text: 

the seven habits of highly gullible people


#1: buying books to tell you to work better and waste less time
10-13-02

the seven habits

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: they are just * Text: 

i am sorry we can not use any of these


they are just used cds i promise i did not poop on them
10-13-02

they are just

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: dear drew * Text: 

dear drew,


you should quit making drawings and just go back to writing things! i think that-


MESSAGE HAS BEEN DELETED
10-10-02

dear drew

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: hey everyone * Text: 

hey everyone LOOK AT ME I'M AN INTERNET USER!! INSTEAD OF VOTING I WILL POST COMPLAINTS ABOUT THE PRESIDENT, IT IS SURE TO BE EFFECTIVE
10-10-02

hey everyone

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: in heaven * Text: 

in heaven there is chinese buffet for lunch every day and they never run out of general tso's chicken
10-10-02

in heaven

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: only slightly painful * Text: 

i would rather drink paint than take another job in a stupid office


(the death is quick and only slightly painful)
10-10-02

only slightly painful

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: portastatic * Text: 

did you not just hear the phone, did you lose your house and home


portastatic
10-10-02

portastatic

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: choco bread * Text: 

i love ice cream sandwiches but i wish they had the choco-bread by itself


it is the best part
10-08-02

choco bread

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: cut out the middle man * Text: 

why don't i cut out the middle man and just throw my resumes directly into the trash
10-08-02

cut out the middle man

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: free breakfast * Text: 

half + half, cinnamon, sugar, chocolate powder, plastic spoon = free breakfast at the coffee shop
10-08-02

free breakfast

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: i am cleaning * Text: 

i am cleaning the house!  SWEEP THE DOOR LA LA LA LA
10-08-02

i am cleaning

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: just call it * Text: 

would you like a dried plum


it is a PRUNE! NOT DRIED PLUM just call it a prune!! also yes
10-08-02

just call it

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: arr rarr rar * Text: 

ARR RARR RAR i am the staple remover, give me staples i am hungry for staples!!!!!!
10-06-02

arr rarr rar

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: on my last day * Text: 

THIS SMELLS WORSE THAN NASCAR


it kinda smells like the IT office


on my last day at work i put indian food leftovers in the microwave and left them there to agitate uncultured coworkers
10-06-02

on my last day

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: real friends * Text: 

...and real friends help you move bodies, ha ha!


someone should explain to coworkers that a dead body does not require a moving van or an entire day of picking stuff up and carrying it
10-06-02

real friends

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: the floor is made of lava * Text: 

the floor is made of lava!!!
10-06-02

the floor is made of lava

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: thirty two ounces * Text: 

i do not even think my bladder will hold 32 ounces much less the 96-OZ MEGA GULP
10-06-02

thirty two ounces

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: another thin envelope * Text: 

another thin envelope to add to the pile of
10-03-02

another thin envelope

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: dear chan marshall * Text: 

dear chan marshall of cat power,


SHUT UP


love, drew
10-03-02

dear chan marshall

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: going out the window * Text: 

CRAPPY BOOM BOX if you try to eat even one more of my tapes you are GOING OUT THE WINDOW do you understand
10-03-02

going out the window

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: i am the dub * Text: 

if you need to make a call call... call...


hang up... up... up... up...


i am the dub remix of my telephone
10-03-02

i am the dub

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: when you are tiny * Text: 

when you are tiny every dinner is the biggest feast
10-03-02

when you are tiny

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: a thousand angels * Text: 

a thousand angels can fit on the head of a pin but it appears only one coworker can fit on the point of a thumbtack
10-01-02

a thousand angels

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: october is * Text: 

october is national speak to your physician about taking prescription drugs you saw on tv month


so if i take this will i get to walk on the beach with a dog or what
10-01-02

october is

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: playgrounds are not fun * Text: 

playgrounds are not fun if your feet touch the ground
10-01-02

playgrounds are not fun

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: the blaring music * Text: 

the blaring music helps to attune my senses to succeed at the complex game of
10-01-02

the blaring music

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: tiny club rock show * Text: 

tiny club rock show
10-01-02

tiny club rock show

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Toothpaste For Dinner archives (by month):

2014: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct
2013: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2012: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2005: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2004: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2003: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2002: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec