Crudbump: Rap & Beats
Toothpaste For Dinner archives (by month):

2014: jan : feb : mar : apr
2013: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2012: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2005: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2004: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2003: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2002: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
 

Toothpaste For Dinner comic: chinese restaurant * Text: 

at the chinese restaurant i always go to they have these fish tanks by the front window and this little kid will run up every few minutes and dip out fish.  sometimes his parents, who work there, catch him, but when they don't, mmmmmm, fish.
05-30-02

chinese restaurant
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: drawing things * Text: 

drawing things is relaxing but other people at the funeral get mad if you do it there
05-30-02

drawing things
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: record store employee * Text: 

RECORD STORE EMPLOYEE is this album obscure enough for you to shove it up your ass??
05-30-02

record store employee
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: steamroller of funk * Text: 

I AM A STEAMROLLER OF FUNK!!! phone man if the person you are talking to did not hear it then make sure to tell them!!
05-30-02

steamroller of funk
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: this does not count * Text: 

this does not count as food


SAND
05-30-02

this does not count
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: every day i read * Text: 

every day i am relieved when i read the newspaper and discover i am not dead or married
05-28-02

every day i read
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: i go around * Text: 

i go around once every two seconds
05-28-02

i go around
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: science only happens * Text: 

science only happens when you are not watching
05-28-02

science only happens
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: the operator * Text: 

i'm the operator with my pocket calculator


beep boop brrrrrrng
05-28-02

the operator
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: thirsty * Text: 

why am i so thirsty
05-28-02

thirsty
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: cut your hair * Text: 

before i go and cut your hair, do you think it's gonna make you change?
05-26-02

cut your hair
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: pretty nice haircut * Text: 

it is a pretty nice haircut
05-26-02

pretty nice haircut
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: these office supplies * Text: 

these office supplies are not going to just steal themselves folks
05-26-02

these office supplies
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: unlimited refills * Text: 

please point out where it says that
05-26-02

unlimited refills
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: why is it so hard * Text: 

why is it so hard for people to take a shower
05-26-02

why is it so hard
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: dear shoe company * Text: 

dear shoe company: SERIOUSLY I'M NOT GOING TO EAT THE SILICA GEL ALREADY
05-23-02

dear shoe company
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: garage sales * Text: 

i love garage sales
05-23-02

garage sales
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: hamster bailamos * Text: 

HAMSTER ?bailamos salsa!
05-23-02

hamster bailamos
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: i will start exercising * Text: 

i will start exercising regularly!  right after i start to enjoy sitcoms and read romance novels and build my own house and cut off my feet and sell insurance WHICH MEANS NEVER SO YOU CAN SHUT UP ALREADY JESUS GOD
05-23-02

i will start exercising
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: never understood * Text: 

i never understood why there are balconies in shopping malls
05-23-02

never understood
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: morning 1 * Text: 

i wake up at ten
05-21-02

morning 1
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: morning 2 * Text: 

i wonder what eye crust is made of
05-21-02

morning 2
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: morning 3 * Text: 

when i drink coffee it runs down my face
05-21-02

morning 3
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: morning 4 * Text: 

i search for food
05-21-02

morning 4
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: morning 5 * Text: 

no, i have no change


help a brotha out


i go to the bagel shop
05-21-02

morning 5
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: morning 6 * Text: 

the girl at the bagel place has tattoos on her fingers and it is really creepy but i forget until she is already getting bagels for me
05-21-02

morning 6
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: morning 7 * Text: 

i take a copy of the newspaper from the bagel shop
05-21-02

morning 7
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: morning 8 * Text: 

well pretty much the rest of my day is boring so pretend i am doing something good. (it is left as an exercise for the reader)
05-21-02

morning 8
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: eat 1 * Text: 

what am i going to eat today
05-06-02

eat 1
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: eat 2 * Text: 

if you eat before checkout it is free


grapes from the supermarket
05-06-02

eat 2
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: eat 3 * Text: 

flowers
05-06-02

eat 3
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: eat 4 * Text: 

whatever is in the couch


i found only coins


they taste horrible
05-06-02

eat 4
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: eat 5 * Text: 

it's third world-licious


refugee rice
05-06-02

eat 5
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: eat 6 * Text: 

lots and lots and lots and lots of water


and maybe a box of just-add-water muffin mix
05-06-02

eat 6
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Toothpaste For Dinner archives (by month):

2014: jan : feb : mar : apr
2013: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2012: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2005: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2004: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2003: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2002: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec