Superpoop: 2014
Toothpaste For Dinner archives (by month):

2014: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2013: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2012: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2005: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2004: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2003: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2002: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
 

Toothpaste For Dinner comic: andy rooney * Text: 

you know what I hate


andy rooney
08-29-02

andy rooney

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: beck * Text: 

beck
08-29-02

beck

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: lee perry * Text: 

lee perry
08-29-02

lee perry

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: mark twain * Text: 

mark twain
08-29-02

mark twain

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: that girl * Text: 

that girl with the elvis costello tattoo
08-29-02

that girl

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: the guy * Text: 

the guy with the idiotic hair that is always walking around on the street
08-29-02

the guy

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: thom yorke * Text: 

thom yorke
08-29-02

thom yorke

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: fish can not lift * Text: 

it appears fish can not lift a hundred times their body weight
08-27-02

fish can not lift

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: i will play * Text: 

i will play the harmonica because people will definitely want to hear it accompany my awkward acoustic guitar playing
08-27-02

i will play

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: talk radio * Text: 

i am playing air talk radio!! (pretending to harass callers)
08-27-02

talk radio

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: we are going * Text: 

we are going for a walk
08-27-02

we are going

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: welding goggles * Text: 

when you wear welding goggles you don't have to look at the television or computer or road or anything but sweet black nothingness


i mean unless you weld then you see sparks or whatever
08-27-02

welding goggles

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: bellybutton lint * Text: 

bellybutton lint
08-25-02

bellybutton lint

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: grad student * Text: 

grad student parties are awesome, there is no place better to meet completely boring people
08-25-02

grad student

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: is it a joke * Text: 

what is wrong with people are they all really retarded or is it a joke i don't get
08-25-02

is it a joke

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: stephen malkmus * Text: 

LOOK AT ME i'm stephen malkmus and i have a dumb haircut and my solo album is terrible
08-25-02

stephen malkmus

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: the next person * Text: 

the next person i catch playing james brown on the jukebox will win a special prize of my fist in their face
08-25-02

the next person

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: complimentary * Text: 

so does the bill for my oil change include the cost of stealing the change i keep in that little drawer or was that complimentary
08-22-02

complimentary

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: i do not care * Text: 

i do not care how hot it gets in august it is still better than winter
08-22-02

i do not care

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: there is no air * Text: 

there is no air conditioning in hell
08-22-02

there is no air

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: weather computer * Text: 

i am the weather computer!  WIND 17 MILES PER HOUR.  PART-LY CLOUDY
08-22-02

weather computer

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: you have to stay * Text: 

i checked with the vet and it turns out they don't make hamster balls for fish so i guess you have to stay in the water
08-22-02

you have to stay

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: dear guitar company * Text: 

dear guitar company, if you do not start making flying v banjos i am never buying anything you make ever again
08-20-02

dear guitar company

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: my thesis * Text: 

i should have written my thesis on discovering myself some friends
08-20-02

my thesis

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: power save mode * Text: 

whoever invented POWER SAVE MODE should be forced to wait for copiers to warm up for all eternity
08-20-02

power save mode

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: safety at work * Text: 

my sport utility vehicle has extra-bright lights so when i drive behind you they will blind you to let you know there is a car there, it is safety at work
08-20-02

safety at work

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: taking pictures * Text: 

taking neighbor pictures
08-20-02

taking pictures

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: fondudes * Text: 

we are fondudes
08-18-02

fondudes

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: my bloody valentine * Text: 

whaaaaayeeeeeeeeeeyaaaaahooowayyy


my bloody valentine
08-18-02

my bloody valentine

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: one hour * Text: 

one hour and i am free
08-18-02

one hour

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: pocket belt phone * Text: 

and then i was talking on my pocket belt phone and explaining how i was so important
08-18-02

pocket belt phone

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: vampire tie check * Text: 

is my tie on straight?


why don't you look in the - oh, uh, yeah it is
08-18-02

vampire tie check

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: a scientific breakthrough * Text: 

i have discovered a scientific breakthrough to make all radiohead fans shut their pie holes
08-15-02

a scientific breakthrough

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: breadsticks * Text: 

breadsticks are free = breadsticks for dinner
08-15-02

breadsticks

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: local papers * Text: 

local alternative weekly papers are useful
08-15-02

local papers

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: people who complain * Text: 

people who complain about never seeing snow are like people who complain they have never had cancer
08-15-02

people who complain

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: that phrase * Text: 

well obviously nobody is going to give you a nickel every time something commonplace happens so seriously can you quit using that phrase
08-15-02

that phrase

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: bad translations * Text: 

i bet people in japan laugh at bad translations of american-made products
08-13-02

bad translations

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: bubble wrap * Text: 

i am BUBBLE WRAP MAN
08-13-02

bubble wrap

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: i am available * Text: 

i am available in your grocer's freezer
08-13-02

i am available

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: melting crayons * Text: 

melting crayons on a light bulb
08-13-02

melting crayons

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: we dance * Text: 

we dance
08-13-02

we dance

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: air conditioners * Text: 

whirr clank clank clank


in the middle of the night air conditioners sound like robots
08-11-02

air conditioners

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: computers are stupid * Text: 

computers are stupid but at least they do not say SYNTAX ERROR anymore
08-11-02

computers are stupid

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: i like to sing * Text: 

i like to sing karaoke except make up my own words
08-11-02

i like to sing

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: spaghetti is good * Text: 

spaghetti is good even when you do not cook it
08-11-02

spaghetti is good

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: the cd is skipping * Text: 

the cd is skipping!  it is like an aphex twin remix only less annoying
08-11-02

the cd is skipping

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: an escalator * Text: 

an escalator is like life because it is a continuous cycle, steps are born and steps die and in between it is slow and boring
08-08-02

an escalator

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: complete uselessness * Text: 

i am dressed as a grad student for halloween (note complete uselessness)
08-08-02

complete uselessness

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: experimental formula * Text: 

when i drank this experimental formula i will instantly be less thirsty
08-08-02

experimental formula

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: i got my helmet * Text: 

i got my helmet on you can't tell me i'm not in space
08-08-02

i got my helmet

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: the entire guitar store * Text: 

the entire guitar store must hear the power of my power chords!


CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG
08-08-02

the entire guitar store

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: air trumpet * Text: 

air trumpet
08-06-02

air trumpet

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: economic crisis * Text: 

only coffee can get me through this economic crisis
08-06-02

economic crisis

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: thank you for staying * Text: 

thank you for staying longer than you should have!  don't ever come back please
08-06-02

thank you for staying

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: waffle part 1 * Text: 

waffle on one
08-06-02

waffle part 1

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: waffle part 2 * Text: 

waffle in belly
08-06-02

waffle part 2

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: i love crayons * Text: 

i love crayons
08-04-02

i love crayons

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: mints part 1 * Text: 

i like to fill pill bottles with mints and eat them on the bus
08-04-02

mints part 1

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: mints part 2 * Text: 

i like to fill mint tins with pills and eat them at work
08-04-02

mints part 2

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: the arrrrr i a a * Text: 

ARRR do ye want this cd full of software for only ten doubloons


how about major label music then
08-04-02

the arrrrr i a a

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: your pulse * Text: 

yes your pulse is pretty fast but i think it is okay, you are a hamster
08-04-02

your pulse

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: august * Text: 

the economy sucks i can't get a job blah blah blah


august is national blame your problems on someone else month
08-01-02

august

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: no idea * Text: 

?
08-01-02

no idea

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: only outlaws will have them * Text: 

these stupid power adapter things should be outlawed
08-01-02

only outlaws will have them

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: the way that the air smells * Text: 

the way that the air smells after it rains is the best
08-01-02

the way that the air smells

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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: this is for you * Text: 

this is for you
08-01-02

this is for you

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Toothpaste For Dinner archives (by month):

2014: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2013: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2012: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2005: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2004: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2003: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2002: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec