Superpoop: 2014
Toothpaste For Dinner archives (by month):

2014: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug
2013: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2012: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2005: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2004: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2003: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2002: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
 

Toothpaste For Dinner comic: air maracas * Text: 

ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch chh ch ch


i am playing air maracas
04-28-02

air maracas
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: days off * Text: 

on my days off from work i sometimes call the voice mail system and sing songs after the beep so when i go to work again i hear them and it makes work not so bad
04-28-02

days off
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: give me the secret * Text: 

give me the secret formula or else
04-28-02

give me the secret
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: i did not ask for * Text: 

i did not ask for a side of extreme indifference but it was included in my meal anyway
04-28-02

i did not ask for
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: my hair * Text: 

my hair used to grow and now it just falls out.  i think it means time is reversing
04-28-02

my hair
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: probability miracle * Text: 

it appears the location of my fist and your head are not mutually exclusive!  it is a probability miracle
04-28-02

probability miracle
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: so do you * Text: 

so do you come here often?
04-28-02

so do you
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: stop rapping * Text: 

COWORKER i know the words to this entire album! so the answer is NO i will not stop rapping
04-28-02

stop rapping
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: theremins * Text: 

theremins are so neat
04-28-02

theremins
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: what everyone wants to do * Text: 

this speech is OVER


blah blah blah blah blah blah
04-28-02

what everyone wants to do
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: 0 horoscope * Text: 

horoscope people
04-15-02

0 horoscope
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: aquarius * Text: 

aquariuses like to go to the zoo and pretend they are the ones being watched and the animals are just visitors
04-15-02

aquarius
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: aries * Text: 

aries like to overfeed their fish
04-15-02

aries
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: cancer * Text: 

PSSSSSH CRINK POP


cancers like to open cans of soda in a quiet classroom
04-15-02

cancer
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: capricorn * Text: 

capricorns think they all that, but they ain't
04-15-02

capricorn
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: gemini * Text: 

geminis like to eat their food one item at a time in order of color from red to yellow to green and prefer their food components not to touch but will eat it anyway if they are hungry enough
04-15-02

gemini
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: leo * Text: 

leos like to purchase things from television commercials because they are not available elsewhere
04-15-02

leo
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: libra * Text: 

hi


libras like to murder people who are, like, really into that astrology stuff
04-15-02

libra
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: pisces * Text: 

pisces like to think the low level of effort they put into choosing clothing is a rejection of societal pressure to be classified into a subcultural subgenre at first glance but really they are just lazy
04-15-02

pisces
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: sagittarius * Text: 

you can just call us
04-15-02

sagittarius
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: scorpio * Text: 

yeah uh-huh totally uh-huh


scorpios like to feign an interest in sports when talking to coworkers
04-15-02

scorpio
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: taurus * Text: 

tauruses need to dump that zero and get theyself a hero
04-15-02

taurus
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: virgo * Text: 

virgos will order pumpkin pie if available, but enjoy all other varieties of pie as well
04-15-02

virgo
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: awkward twins * Text: 

so, um?


uh, well, uh?.er?heh heh??


the awkward twins have a conversation
04-13-02

awkward twins
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: dry erase * Text: 

okay seriously who replaced the dry-erase markers with permanent markers
04-13-02

dry erase
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: i hate snow * Text: 

i hate waking up to snow
04-13-02

i hate snow
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: it is so cold * Text: 

it is so cold in this room i think my nipples are going to shoot off my chest like rockets at any moment
04-13-02

it is so cold
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: literary gangster * Text: 

ima drive down broadway blastin books on tape, bumpin stephen king while i eat crepes
04-13-02

literary gangster
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: as you can see * Text: 

as you can see, my interest level is centered around zero and has a normal distribution with a standard deviation of
04-09-02

as you can see
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: compton lunch * Text: 

here is your cup for the water, but don't put soda in it less you wanna get caught up in a 1-8-7


i should not have stopped for lunch in compton
04-09-02

compton lunch
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: fireworks are dumb * Text: 

it is a hot summer night and i am watching fireworks and seriously they are SO BORING


FWEET POP BOOM SHUT UP ALREADY
04-09-02

fireworks are dumb
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: how did i get salsa in my beard * Text: 

seriously i haven't eaten salsa in four or five days
04-09-02

how did i get salsa in my beard
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: i used all the hot sauce * Text: 

no seriously the food is okay i just can't taste anything, i am sick
04-09-02

i used all the hot sauce
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: mall survey * Text: 

when i am bored i stand in the shopping mall and ask people if they would like to answer survey questions but instead of marketing information i ask them questions about if they can give me some money or a job or a date if they are cute


<game show host> survey says? <television> X (sound of buzzer)
04-09-02

mall survey
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: run hamster * Text: 

HAMSTER run faster and maybe you will escape!!


haha it is a lie but he does not speak english anyway
04-09-02

run hamster
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: these staplers * Text: 

these staplers flip open for a reason, you know
04-09-02

these staplers
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: toothpaste * Text: 

i am too tired to go to the grocery


looks like toothpaste for dinner again
04-09-02

toothpaste
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: trees * Text: 

what is wrong with trees
04-09-02

trees
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Toothpaste For Dinner comic: we will discuss * Text: 

we will discuss this later
04-09-02

we will discuss
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Toothpaste For Dinner archives (by month):

2014: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug
2013: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2012: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2011: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2010: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2009: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2008: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2007: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2006: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2005: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2004: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2003: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec
2002: jan : feb : mar : apr : may : jun : jul : aug : sep : oct : nov : dec